After reading this review I decided to try her last night. I had very very excited to try her out. I was expecting a lot, because she is a supposed UK porn star (although I only found one video to her name "Fake Taxi" and nothing else.)
Well it was the most boring let down and waste of an experience I have ever had. I had an appointment or 6PM. I arrived 15 mins early, called her and asked her politely if she was happy to see me 15 mins early. She said she would text her apartment number (not sure why she couldn't just give it to me over the phone). I stood outside feeling like a bit of a tit as residents were staring and I felt out of place.
She kept me waiting right up to 2 minutes before our appointment, ignored my calls and finally sent a text. Bad first impression.
Got in the lift and to her apartment finally. She opened the door, and first impressions bad again. She looked like a tranny. Her make up was awful, tall and flat chested. At this point, I knew even though I was disappointed I had committed to it as I had travelled a long way and decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. I asked to use her loo (as I was bursting for a wee waiting in the cold) and she asked for payment first. Wow. Great etiquette.
Then I took my clothes off after payment was exchanged, she disappeared for several minutes and I had to call her as I was conscious of cutting into our hour. She ignored me, and I had to call her again 2-3 times more and now it was 10 minutes into our meet.
Her page says french kissing, so I kissed her and she turned her face and offered her cheek. Not impressed, as this was not the kind of bird I would even pick up on a night out but I wanted to warm her up and make the most of our time... I asked her to take my boxers off, and she replied I could do it myself. I like being undressed, it's a sexy turn on. This pissed me off a bit I must say.
Got onto a massage, and she put one some really shit music that didn't fit the mood at all. She covered my back in a towel and preceded to stroke my back and legs for about 10 mins, I could hardly feel it. Tower was really really rough and stiff like it had been through a thousand washes without conditioner.
I was expecting a nude massage. After 20 minutes into it I realised it wasn't going anywhere and I got bored. I even caught her yawning. It was only 6.20PM! Told her I was not enjoying massage, and wanted a blow job instead. She said to give it more time, and I realised she was time wasting. Flipped over, took off my towel off and she began to work. So here I am expecting a very slopping pornstar blowjob, instead I got a dry dull unenthusiastic lick of my balls and sucking of my helmet. I've had better blowjobs from university girls! She wouldn't go past half my length and I am 6.25 inches. I was disappointed here again too, as I was expecting deepthroat to my balls. I licked my fingers and started playing with her pussy and she clenched up her legs not giving my access. I kept trying and then she told me off "No fingering." I was like wtf...
I thought, fuck this I am not gonna bother shagging her then. She can just suck my off. Expensive blowjob, as I paid £100 for the hour.
I tried to make small talk during the session and her dry flat response was "Do you want to do this or do you want to talk?"
I started guiding her head, encouraging her to take me deeper. She then stopped and asked me not to do that. I asked to cum in her mouth and for her to keep on sucking me off as it dribbled down my shaft and she stopped and said "That's £20 extra." I asked her if she wanted the £20 right now, in the middle of the blowjob and she said yes. She took the £20 and disappeared. I wait five mins and then called her 2-3 times. She was wasting our time.
Gob smacked at the etiquette, I did expect class. Gave her the £20. Carried on, came in her mouth. The whole blowjob lasted 15 minutes as I had saved up a weeks worth of no contact for this special evening I was treating myself to. We had 25 minutes remaining. After the blowjob was over she made no attempt to massage me, or for round #2 which I would have happily obliged if she had been into it.
Don't know about you fellas, but if a woman is blatant with her disinterest, I do feel insulted and my desire goes down. I'm an attractive bloke, made an effort of grooming myself, shaving and trimming bodily hairs, good aftershave, designer trunks, chose my outfit to make it as enjoyable for her and to feel sexy. I did not expect this nonsense.
I tried to make some small talk, kept getting short curt answers. What a waste of my built up expectations and the whole evening.
Looks 4/10
Skills 2/10
Friendliness 3/10
Time spent 3/10
Total paid £120.
