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Author Topic: Punting Pet Hates - No. 1 Hot Rooms  (Read 2801 times)

WGs who insist on wearing daft shoes/stilletos even though they are on the bed naked with their legs spread.

Offline Trevor12

Bright Red condoms... looks like I'm really sore..

Or she has the painters in.

Offline sam55

Crap showers I can understand but crap scrunchy???
You'd actually use a random scrunchy in a whores bathroom?

What is a scrunchy??
The only thing I've heard called that is the thing that girls tie their hair back in, I'm guessing there's another meaning.

Offline sam55

Dirty, smelly, clutter-ridden and cramped rooms are such a big turn-off. Also venues that have no decent shower facilities make me cringe!!!  :dash:

WG wise the lady showing an aloof or stuck-up attitude is a massive pet hate of mine!!!!!!  :dash:

All these kill the mood of the punt as far as I'm concerned!!!   :thumbsdown:

You'd love this bird then!
The house outside looks like something out of the Munsters and her room is piled so high with crap it's like walking through the parting of the Red Sea!
Went to the  bog, that's full of rubbish too, had to pick my way round a bowl of washing up on the floor, stinking bog, filthy sink and smelly towel.
Get in the room, first of all she tells me she's on after I've driven 80 fucking miles. Her attitude is about as sexy as a dead halibut, get a half hearted wank, while she drones on and on and on about all the sugar daddies that she's got running after her and how she doesn't have to do this cos she's got her own business etc etc etc. Tbh I didn't know wether to laugh or cry.
 
https://www.adultwork.com/1888664

I've just noticed that she's dropped her prices to 30 for a half hour, can't say I'm surprised!

I think you'd be hard pushed to find a worse punt, I've had a few bad ones but this was in a league of its own.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2015, 04:41:05 PM by sam55 »

Offline Sqn Ldr Brown Wings

I recently saw a girl who's breath smelt of spunk when we stated to kiss  :vomit:
Banning reason: Previously banned troll

Offline sam55

I recently saw a girl who's breath smelt of spunk when we stated to kiss  :vomit:

Oh dear, that's horrible.

I've noticed a few bird's tits taste a bit salty and have wondered whether it was spunk residue.
One reason why I like to book up a week in advance for the first available appointment if I can.

Offline Sqn Ldr Brown Wings

Oh dear, that's horrible.

I've noticed a few bird's tits taste a bit salty and have wondered whether it was spunk residue.
One reason why I like to book up a week in advance for the first available appointment if I can.

Had it been the end of the meeting and been mine then perhaps thats kinky..but a minute in it turned the whole thing sour...parden the pun!
Banning reason: Previously banned troll

You'd love this bird then!
The house outside looks like something out of the Munsters and her room is piled so high with crap it's like walking through the parting of the Red Sea!
Went to the  bog, that's full of rubbish too, had to pick my way round a bowl of washing up on the floor, stinking bog, filthy sink and smelly towel.
Get in the room, first of all she tells me she's on after I've driven 80 fucking miles. Her attitude is about as sexy as a dead halibut, get a half hearted wank, while she drones on and on and on about all the sugar daddies that she's got running after her and how she doesn't have to do this cos she's got her own business etc etc etc. Tbh I didn't know wether to laugh or cry.
 
https://www.adultwork.com/1888664

I've just noticed that she's dropped her prices to 30 for a half hour, can't say I'm surprised!

I think you'd be hard pushed to find a worse punt, I've had a few bad ones but this was in a league of its own.

Dirty bitch..she must have some of her sugar daddies writing feedback also. What was her business? They are usually beauty consultants..yawn..

When everything on their profile is 'at discretion'. I'm all for giving girls the choice but let's be serious if it says that then it's actually a 'no'. Just be honest and say no DFK.

Offline sam55

Dirty bitch..she must have some of her sugar daddies writing feedback also. What was her business? They are usually beauty consultants..yawn..

Making and marketing jewellery I seem to recall.

TBH it was the feedback that got me interested, just goes to show. The pictures don't look too bad either I thought

One guy did say though

Filthy sheets, dirty plates, room a mess, nice body but totally non-responsive. No touching of neck or face, very strange encounter.

Another said, "house was a bit studenty" That's putting it fucking mildly!!
« Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 05:17:45 PM by sam55 »

Offline Sonny Crockett

Fake moans and "oh... this is good!!" that is so obvious from the outset is really off putting and makes me cringe!!  :dash:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Roth

You'd love this bird then!
The house outside looks like something out of the Munsters and her room is piled so high with crap it's like walking through the parting of the Red Sea!
Went to the  bog, that's full of rubbish too, had to pick my way round a bowl of washing up on the floor, stinking bog, filthy sink and smelly towel.
Get in the room, first of all she tells me she's on after I've driven 80 fucking miles. Her attitude is about as sexy as a dead halibut, get a half hearted wank, while she drones on and on and on about all the sugar daddies that she's got running after her and how she doesn't have to do this cos she's got her own business etc etc etc. Tbh I didn't know wether to laugh or cry.
 
https://www.adultwork.com/1888664

I've just noticed that she's dropped her prices to 30 for a half hour, can't say I'm surprised!

I think you'd be hard pushed to find a worse punt, I've had a few bad ones but this was in a league of its own.

She's an INTERDEPENDENT escort whatever that means?  :unknown: :unknown:  And she doesn't do uniforms which includes being told what to wear.   :unknown:

Well she can just fuck off then!  :dash: :wackogirl:
« Last Edit: April 07, 2015, 06:51:11 AM by Roth »

Girls who use a bed thats not big enough had it a couple of times lately and made Reverse Oral uncomfortable so had to go 69 instead
Visit a parlour and they have Tragic FM on FFS hearing Crazy by Patsy Cline is not a turn on


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