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Author Topic: Norfolk........no-fuck more like.  (Read 2870 times)

Two weeks prior to a planned short business to East Anglia, I started looking at punting possibilities so that I wouldn't have any issues whilst there. How wrong could I have been?
Originally the plan was to stay in Peterborough for one night, but seemingly I was too polite to Jessica (https://www.adultwork.com/1659559 or https://www.adultwork.com/littlehoneyjessica) which she, quite rightly, took offence to.

So, not to worry, I'm sure Petite Nikki (https://www.adultwork.com/428757 or https://www.adultwork.com/petite%5Fnikki) could help, email sent with details and straight forward request to see her, nothing kinky, nothing demanding. It was read and replied to very politely, then a follow up email sent which was deleted without being read, go figure.

Well, plans change and I stayed in Norwich for two nights.
Sexmadmilf (Anne) was top of my list after I read all the good (filthy) things of her exploits. Outcall arranged, dirty texts swapped, I was up for a cracking punt in my hotel room......only for her to cry off an hour before we were due to meet. I offered her the same for the following night which she replied to when I was nearly back home, over 12 hours later.
Ah well, these things happen, go-go-go Plan B, I was assured of a great time with Petite Alice, (https://www.adultwork.com/2398685). Polite response to my first email saying she couldn't make my first night, but available the next. Email sent, read, no reply  :unknown:

Plan C involved me sending emails to Layla Carlton (unread) Sexmadmilf ('only internet from 0800 till 1245 hrs, no evenings'. The total lack of 3G seemed to be the case wherever I went in Norfolk apart from the hotel in which I stayed). Texts were dispatched to Lorna Lace, Selena Sparkles, no response for ages, but then they filtered through......need I say what the replies were?

In no other trade I can think of do you get such poor service, shit comms., and ignorant, piss poor excuses as a trade off against parting with hard earned cash that these SPs are not obliged to declare.
Oh, the joys of working in an unregulated trade.

Thankfully, Plan D was deployed, and was a total result, the lovely Bell40 in Swindon, https://www.adultwork.com/2302135
God, she's good and for £100 the hour, excellent VFM, FR to follow.


13 review(s) found for littlehoneyjessica linked to in above post (13 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
5 review(s) found for petite_nikki linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)
8 review(s) found for petitealice linked to in above post (8 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
19 review(s) found for Bell40 linked to in above post (14 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative)

Welcome to my world  :dash: normally have to travel to find some fun.

I feel sorry for you Tiger, hook£rs from other parts of the country would 'clean up' if they stationed themselves in your area.

Offline SaneOnes

Yep, I'm in Norwich but my regular shenanigans have been predominantly in London, Birmingham and Cambridge. Occasionally i had the pleasures of dipping into Louise and her girls when they have toured but my favourite of them, Nicole, has fucked off now, presumably with a new boyfriend. Such a stunner she was too! The closest to Nicole, looks-wise, i could find is Khloe Sexy Girl in London but then again she's not English which is putting me off of booking her.

So, yeah, amongst the local Norwich escorts, Jessica is the only reliable one it seems but otherwise, it is a barren cesspit when it comes to decent girls. That Layla Carlton - it took me 4 months to arrange a meet with her, I'd like to see her again but it's all too much of a hassle.

As way of an update, Petite Alice actually responded to my email with apologies due to tecno issues, and a reduction in price should I return to Norwich.
I have checked my pulse, so I doubt that a return visit will be on the cards whilst it is still active.

Now you know how we Norfolk folk feel. Complete ignorance from most "providing" services. If you are lucky enough to get a response from one of them, no guarantee they will show and if they do it's pretty an f grade experience.

Offline willmo1

It's crap m8.

Take a trip to Essex and youll find some good wgs.
Banning reason: Leaver

Oh dear Rudolph. That is bloody awful but I suppose your experience typifies Norfolk in general and Norwich in particular. I did warn you about one of them ....
Hope you managed to find a decent pint at least!

Offline socks

There are good punts available in Norwich Rudolph but your experience is like how I'm finding it at present. Many of the ones I like, or like the look of seem to be of more restricted availability than was the case a couple of years ago and I notice fewer new local ones popping onto the scene (offering my preferred range of services) nowadays.

I think you mean sweet sexy milf in regards to Anne who blew you out at short notice? I found Layla very poor at reading emails and with no number on show a very puzzling marketing strategy. Not sure what your experience with sexmadmilf was - was that the reply as I can't work out whether you mean that's what she said or that you could only get 3G then? Lorna and Selena too I've tried to communicate with but really struggled - even though I was only asking very basic stuff to try to set up a meet. Petite Alice sounds like you got unlucky with because she has a pretty decent reputation for comms and service, which I've also enjoyed - if you don't come back, can you see if the discount is transferable?  :lol: Hoping that we're just in a temporary dip and things will pick up soon!

As a few people have said we seem to be in a bit of a trough. Let's hope it picks up for all our sakes, so many girls seem to suffer severe apathy. Check out some of the reviews for norwich/ Norfolk from locals, there are some great girls you just have to trawl to find them; I've had some fantastic punts over the past 10 years and all in dreary old Norfolk!

Online raylondoner

Delia?

Let's be having you!  :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

Offline socks

Delia?

Let's be having you!  :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:
GILFs are really not my thing but Delia is well worth an exception. Royalty in my book.

Fucking hell, Socks. Thought you were more of an Ipshit man myself!

Online raylondoner

This is tractor rivalry, right?  ;)

Offline socks

Fucking hell, Socks. Thought you were more of an Ipshit man myself!
We both know you're making that up  :lol:


We both know you're making that up  :lol:

Bit like me supporting England you mean?!

Offline socks

Bit like me supporting England you mean?!
Yes I guess so. Proving the point of the thread, it's a bit stale round here at the mo so we're talking about other shit!!

Yes I guess so. Proving the point of the thread, it's a bit stale round here at the mo so we're talking about other shit!!

Talking of which, how are your hydrangeas looking? Gave mine a trim yesterday. Looking great.

Offline sam55

In no other trade I can think of do you get such poor service, shit comms., and ignorant, piss poor excuses as a trade off against parting with hard earned cash that these SPs are not obliged to declare.

and so say all of us!

Norfolk does have the lovely Emily Jane and Hannah Banks though.
Sorry, do I keep going on about them?  :lol: :lol:

Offline cheyne

Oh dear Rudolph. That is bloody awful but I suppose your experience typifies Norfolk in general and Norwich in particular. I did warn you about one of them ....
Hope you managed to find a decent pint at least!

Anne (Sweet sexy milf) can be a pain to get hold of but fuck she's worth it. Lovely person, incredible body and the most uninhibited fuck ever.

Only concern I've had is that I get the impression there's a man behind the scenes controlling what's going on but I could be wrong.

I personally would pay a lot for a threesum with her and Emily Jane


Offline socks

Talking of which, how are your hydrangeas looking? Gave mine a trim yesterday. Looking great.
Still dangling away, except for when it's cold. Are we talking about the same thing?


Only concern I've had is that I get the impression there's a man behind the scenes controlling what's going on but I could be wrong.


I think you're right and I think he's on UKP too.

Still dangling away, except for when it's cold. Are we talking about the same thing?

Oh yes boy.



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