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Author Topic: Ever had a pre punt undercarriage trimming fuck up?  (Read 2290 times)

Offline SirFrank

These days I rarely trim the undercarriage on the day of the punt as I've had a few mishaps over the years. I have a punt lined up for early next week so decided to mow the lawn this evening. However the guard came off my babyliss ballbag trimmer (not available on amazon) as I was getting to the business end and I almost took my balls off! I had to do a bit of a patch up to even it all out but needless to say, my undercarriage now resembles Simon Westons face. I hope to fuck it's settled by next week or my punt is off. Not only does it look shit but it's quite painful too. I'm such a fucking loser

Anyone else had a nut sack tidy up disaster?
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Offline Siadwel

Lucky me, I don't have to. I am not an overly hairy person.

Offline finn5555

I nicked the side of junior shaving once bled like a cunt  :scare:

Offline Loki

I once caught my ballsack on the trimmer too..... fucking agony, but not as sore as the lotion I stuck on to stop the bleeding!!!  :scare: :scare: :scare:

never again, now I try to do it the day before....

 :thumbsup:

I nicked the side of junior shaving once bled like a cunt  :scare:

i usually use hair removal cream but i did shave with a razor for the first time ever a few week ago and i was sweating bricks, i swear it was dripping off my forehead and im still itcy is that normal been about 3 week now

Offline Siadwel

i usually use hair removal cream but i did shave with a razor for the first time ever a few week ago and i was sweating bricks, i swear it was dripping off my forehead and im still itcy is that normal been about 3 week now

No. You shouldn't be sweating like that.

 :D

Offline Andre 3000

I just use a bic razor when I'm getting my balls smooth. I've learnt my lesson about having any sort of electric shaver near that area.  :lol:

Offline Steptoe

I just use a bic razor when I'm getting my balls smooth. I've learnt my lesson about having any sort of electric shaver near that area.  :lol:

+1 for that.  Have had many a mishap using 'leccy trimmers/ shavers on the smoother bits around my beard so I keep the trimmer only for the beard itself and use a razor on the face. 

Similarly on the tackle I have used disposable razors and ordinary bar soap for maybe 30 years - and NEVER had a problem.  So familiar with the job I reckon I could do it with my eyes closed .... but that would of course be tempting fate !   :scare:

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Offline nigel4498

I just use a bic razor when I'm getting my balls smooth. I've learnt my lesson about having any sort of electric shaver near that area.  :lol:
+1 always use soap and razor, electric gizmo's near my tackle,  :scare: no way mate.

Offline sticko

Not yet but I live in fear.  Standard hair clippers for the pubes and a wet shave for sack and crack, but I get progressively more nervous the further down from my bollocks I get.  No disasters yet though.  I'm taking the plunge again on Thursday before a 2 hour session with a new regular on Friday.  She's promised me a massage with all the trimmings so I'll need to be smooth as.  Wish me luck!

S


Offline DG

Not had a trimming accident but as a result of stubble itch I ended up scratching my balls like fuck and put E45 on them. Must have had a reaction cos I woke up the next morning with a cock like an elephants trunk and balls like a couple of ripe plums. This was three days before my next punt. A phone call to the doctors and the prescribing of an anti-fungal cream got things nearly back to normal in time. Although I was slightly less sensitive, the slight swelling that remained seemed to impress the girl.  :D
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Offline Hertsgent

Whenever I see Simon Westons face on telly, I will remember this post - thanks for giving me a good chuckle, and I'll be taking extra care myself in future!

Offline Taggart

I've just come in from the pub and read Sir Frank's post and Mrs T casually enquired what was funny. Didnt tell her, but apart from the whole saga it was this that caused the biggest laugh - my undercarriage now resembles Simon Westons face. Sorry!

Back on topic. I use the cheap 3-blade Aldi razor to smooth the ball bag, and tend to deal with it at least a week pre-punt, to avoid Frank type problems. With a final shave night before, using a well worn blade - often Mrs T's.

Dont suppose Elastoplast on the scrotum looks sexy to a WG?

Offline Quesadilla

Had one while using a Gilette Mach 3 before getting the electric trimmer - nasty cut that bled like fuck, fortunately was the morning before my punt so it had healed up by the evening. 

Always put me in mind of that scene in "There's Something About Mary" when Ben Stiller gets his cock and balls caught in his fly and they unzip him..."We got a bleeder!!"  :lol:
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Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

No, nothing yet beyond a minor little nick to a lesser area.

I always try and have a little shave the night before a punt, just in case.

Memo to self - try not to think of SirFrank's original post next time I am having a shave. Otherwise I might be in trouble - Simon Weston's face indeed.

Offline ShyWolf

Don't know why other guys have problem shaving thier balls so much
I started when I was 18 and yeah you nick yourself then you move on, the same as you would your face
Now even pluck my shaft so don't get that horrible stubble would recommend

Offline spkmstr48

Always use the same type of wet razor I use on my face, never a new one! :scare: Being a hairy bugger it's best done as close to the punt as possible but that's always risky so I prefer a clear 24 hours.
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Haven't had a case of ball bleed yet and use a Mach 5 razor, same as for my face, and I use a beard trimmer on the pubes.  Also I use aftershave balm.  No itching or rashes yet, and it does seem to encourage ball licking.    Any slight cut should heal quickly I would have thought.  There's a girl in Wiltshire offering a shave and suck service that I might try.  I'll  do a review on the service if I do.

Offline nigel4498

 There's a girl in Wiltshire offering a shave and suck service that I might try.  I'll  do a review on the service if I do.
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Have you got a link? might fancy that myself.

There's a girl in Wiltshire offering a shave and suck service that I might try.  I'll  do a review on the service if I do.

Have you got a link? might fancy that myself.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2328107

She lists it under the 'kinky subjects tab'.


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I shave the day after a punt so I'm nice and stubbly for the next lucky lady :sarcastic:

tcm

Always shave two days prior that way any nicks are healed. Would dread to rub up against a girl who was freshly shaven nicked herself, the risks are two great for contracting something!

I keep trimming hair on my balls and around with a trimmer and every once in a while i will cut myself a little it's no biggy but results aren't great either. There's always short hair left.

Q to guys using normal shaving razors on their cock and balls.

Do you use shaving cream or gel with it ? Do you let it hang or do you stretch it to smooth the skin out as much as possible ?

I bought one of these, and it is very good. I use it in the shower, wet with shaving gel.
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Search/searchTerm/4439976.htm
It has a 3mm shaving comb too. if you like to leave some pubes.
I also use a good quality disposable  that Mrs Fab is BANNED from.
If you nick your balls, it's probable that the missus has shaved her pits with it & blunted the bugger.


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