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I've been recently trying to compile a hotlist.
Has anyone here ever come across a profile like this?  lots of t's n c's from a girl who cant even display decent profile pics.

£200 plus booking cost to come and piss on you.  say no more :crazy: :crazy: :wacko: :thumbsdown:

 https://www.adultwork.com/1130293 or https://www.adultwork.com/horny+babe+charlotte


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Offline NIK

I've been recently trying to compile a hotlist.
Has anyone here ever come across a profile like this?  lots of t's n c's from a girl who cant even display decent profile pics.

£200 plus booking cost to come and piss on you.  say no more :crazy: :crazy: :wacko: :thumbsdown:

 https://www.adultwork.com/1130293 or https://www.adultwork.com/horny+babe+charlotte

And £1000 to come and shit on you - outcall only  :rolleyes:

Some of these profiles get fucking dafter.  :wackogirl:

Maybe someone ought to start a thread on the daftests prolfiles?

Then again maybe not!  :angelgirl:


3 review(s) found for HornyCharlotte linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Jimmyredcab

Have you seen her "shop" ------------

Bottle of my yummy piss = £15

I have ordered two.     :D :lol:

Offline softlad

Have you seen her "shop" ------------

Bottle of my yummy piss = £15

I have ordered two.     :D :lol:

How do we know it's her 'yummy piss' and not Ethel or Leroys ?  :sarcastic:

Offline AnthG

"Bottle of my spit = £10"

That's worth £10 given how long it will take to fill.  Still though :vomit:


Offline Steve2

Have you seen her "shop" ------------

Bottle of my yummy piss = £15

I have ordered two.     :D :lol:

Only 2!!. You cheapskate :)


Offline Miss A Squires

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"Bottle of my spit = £10"

That's worth £10 given how long it will take to fill.  Still though :vomit:

That got me thinking too. Are they those little 100ml ones from Boots?


Fatpro$$ie

The thing is people buy them.  I have been asked for things like this before and have said that if they transfer x amount of credits I will happily send it to them, thinking they were timewasters only to receive the credits a few minutes later.  There is nowt stranger than folk

Offline philuk1uk

If she wants to offer those things for sale and people buy them then fair play to her, I will also say that she does have a good reputation as an escort.

Offline NIK

One girl once told me that she went to visit a client carrying a bag of her shit which he had requested. Apparently he didn't want to risk her not being able to do it when she arrived.  :scare:
I didn't like to ask what happened when she got there.  :wacko:

If she wants to offer those things for sale and people buy them then fair play to her, I will also say that she does have a good reputation as an escort.

yes i spotted large feedback numbers.  this was one of the early qualifying reasons for my shortlist, but after a good scour of her profile i just came to the conclusion she is probably more trouble than its worth.

have you rattled her Phil?

Offline philuk1uk

yes i spotted large feedback numbers.  this was one of the early qualifying reasons for my shortlist, but after a good scour of her profile i just came to the conclusion she is probably more trouble than its worth.

have you rattled her Phil?

No but 3-4 prolific punters have done so and reports are very positive.


Offline AnthG

The thing is people buy them.  I have been asked for things like this before ....
 There is nowt stranger than folk

I can see the attraction for worn underwear to be honest. Maybe I am admitting I am strange for that though.

But a bottle of saliva or pee is just gross, and would also get her in big trouble if the post man opened it for inspection as its illegal to post bodily fluids in the post unless you adhere to strict safety/packaging policies. Which I doubt the girls that do it will (sorry for being a downer to the girls, but just remembered it)

Quote from: Biological Substance (Category B)
The packaging must consist of three components:

(a) a primary receptacle(s);
(b) a secondary packaging; and
(c) a rigid outer packaging.

Primary receptacles must be packed in secondary packagings in such a way that, under normal conditions of transport,
they cannot break, be punctured or leak their contents into the secondary packaging. Secondary packagings must be
secured in outer packagings with suitable cushioning material. Any leakage of the contents must not compromise the
integrity of the cushioning material or of the outer packaging.

They will likely chuck the bottle in a padded envelope.


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