Threesomes - every man's dream?

[johnnyboy61]

Well it is isn't it? To be at the centre of attention of two lovely girls must be what we all fantasise about. Well I have had two opportunistic threesomes where I have booked a single girl and been offered a threesome when I arrived, but I have not really enjoyed either of them. It seems that despite the fantasy, in reality they are just not for me.

I was persuaded today to indulge in a threesome by a WG I had booked for an hour on her own. I hadn't seen her for a couple of years, having moved to a different area of the country and she had since moved in with another girl and when I turned down the offer of a threesome she immediately offered £40 off the £200 p/h price and brought her through to introduce to me. Well it would have been rude to turn her down, wouldn't it?

Started off with a four hand massage, which was great, but when things got a little hotter I realised that I should never have let myself be talked into it. I always go for GFE and I suppose I'm partly looking for the intimacy that is completely lacking at home.  I found this impossible with two girls and they really just became pieces of flesh.

I like to at least try to turn a girl on with a fair amount of foreplay, but found this impossible whilst one was sucking my dick and the other kissing me. The oral action on me was quite intense and after what happened they confessed that they were surprised that I hadn't cum from their blowjob techniques.  I suggested that one sit on my face and then the other sit on my dick and surprised myself by shooting my load almost immediately. I usually last at least 10 minutes, and often closer to twenty and felt like a trigger happy teenager! But for me the whole experience was quite mechanical and I just couldn't really relate to it at all.

I won't review the girls as my disappointment was more to do with my basic discomfort with the situation rather than any fault of theirs, in fact I would happily see them again, but individually.  I read lots of really hot reviews on UKP of very passionate threesomes and there are obviously many of us who find them hugely enjoyable, but from my two encounters they just seem to leave me cold. Are there any other punters who share my experience, or is it just me?

[maxxblue]

Well it is isn't it? To be at the centre of attention of two lovely girls must be what we all fantasise about. Well I have had two opportunistic threesomes where I have booked a single girl and been offered a threesome when I arrived, but I have not really enjoyed either of them. It seems that despite the fantasy, in reality they are just not for me.

I was persuaded today to indulge in a threesome by a WG I had booked for an hour on her own. I hadn't seen her for a couple of years, having moved to a different area of the country and she had since moved in with another girl and when I turned down the offer of a threesome she immediately offered £40 off the £200 p/h price and brought her through to introduce to me. Well it would have been rude to turn her down, wouldn't it?

Started off with a four hand massage, which was great, but when things got a little hotter I realised that I should never have let myself be talked into it. I always go for GFE and I suppose I'm partly looking for the intimacy that is completely lacking at home.  I found this impossible with two girls and they really just became pieces of flesh.

I like to at least try to turn a girl on with a fair amount of foreplay, but found this impossible whilst one was sucking my dick and the other kissing me. The oral action on me was quite intense and after what happened they confessed that they were surprised that I hadn't cum from their blowjob techniques.  I suggested that one sit on my face and then the other sit on my dick and surprised myself by shooting my load almost immediately. I usually last at least 10 minutes, and often closer to twenty and felt like a trigger happy teenager! But for me the whole experience was quite mechanical and I just couldn't really relate to it at all.

I won't review the girls as my disappointment was more to do with my basic discomfort with the situation rather than any fault of theirs, in fact I would happily see them again, but individually.  I read lots of really hot reviews on UKP of very passionate threesomes and there are obviously many of us who find them hugely enjoyable, but from my two encounters they just seem to leave me cold. Are there any other punters who share my experience, or is it just me?

It's a hard life. 

[d00fer]

It depends on your 'relationship' with the girls individually and the 'relationship' between them. I've had some cracking threesomes and some meh threesomes, the difference I've invariably found is how well we all gel like you'd get in any group situation. If it's a case that you've seen both individually and had a good time and know that the girls have met and get on well, then you're on your way to a good threesome. Looking forward to my next threesome, which I have no doubt will be great.

[spkmstr48]

Two girls kneeling in front of you taking turns to get their faces fucked is not intimate.

But it is hot as hell.

A threesome is not a GFE, is it.

[jsparky]

3somes are overrated, the novelty quickly wear off and the enjoyment is just not as good as one to one.

[d00fer]

3somes are overrated, the novelty quickly wear off and the enjoyment is just not as good as one to one.

I obviously disagree. It depends on what experience you're looking for, and the girls involved. If I was to, subjectively of course, rank all my punts, then about half would be solo bookings with only one or two in the top five

[waldorf]

Had a few threesomes and can't say I was ever bored with them..but, yes on the whole probably overated.   One though that happened about 15 years ago I still think about to this day.  Went to a flat in south London that I'd been to on a number of occasions.  Girl was always nice and got down to business.  Door goes its her mate.  Tells mate what shes up to and puts her in living room.  Comes back, apologises and tells me her mate will come in the bedroom for £20. Ok I ended up with a topless handjob from the mate after we'd done.  Never got a repeat although I asked and then she moved on.  Think the fact it was tottally unexpected got me going

[Quesadilla]

I partly agree with the OP in that I totally get off on the intimacy of a GFE which can be difficult to recreate in a threesome. 

I've now had four in total, two with a regular and someone I'd never met before and two with two well established regs who had not met each other.

The former were ok but I would never do again. The latter were frankly mind blowing. Almost too intense at times. With the right girls - both where you already have a really good connection -  threesomes are simply amazing.

[Sparquin]

I suspect the problem is that mentally you were not prepared for a 3 way. i have yet to try one myself but when I do later this year I will have a good idea of what I will be looking for and ensure the girls know it beforehand.

[xxxx]

I had a 3sum - but you need to make sure you have a cock hungry blonde who gives you the best blowjob ever like I had

[cueball]

I've never had a prossie 3some, I've had a civvie 3some, that was very good with my ex bird and her bi mate (in fact her bi mate was so good I carried on podging her after me n the ex split up).

Not convinced I want a prossie 3 some, like somebody said earlier, I too like the one on one attention that goes in both directions. Never say never though.

[monstar]

I'm an intimate vanilla GFE type punter, but I will be booking a threesome this year to tick it off the bucket list, with the possibility of doing it again if I enjoy the experience. 

Part of the threesome appeal for me is the unlikelihood of it happening in my civvy life - it's enough effort pulling one girl a night and my previous girlfriends got jealous when I innocently flirted with other girls, suggesting we have a girl join us in the bedroom was not going to happen! 

[threechilliman]

I had a very poor FFM but then a superb FFFM.

You've got to be in the right mindset and selection of the girls is critical - they need to be into each other.

tcm

[IAMBATMAN]

FFM doesnt really interest me but as someone stated above i will be booking one eventually to tick it of the bucket list, im actually much more interested in MMF

[Tjkooker]

I can relate to the op. Had a few threesomes. Mostly ok but often left feeling one on one would have been better. Preferably one after the other. Have done a solo, her friend joined for second hour then the first left for the third hour. The third hour was overkill tbh.

[johnnyboy61]

OK, as the OP thanks for the responses. Like one of the other posters I am after a pretty vanilla GFE type punt, so perhaps this was my first mistake, thinking it would be like a double GFE, but it seems that you lose as much, if not more, than you gain with two girls. I like to know if what I am doing is creating a reaction, but if the girl who I am kissing is different from the one whose fanny I'm fingering (who happens to be sucking my cock) then the girls just seem to separate into their constituent parts.

My second mistake was in the planning, or lack of it. In fact I had booked a very highly regarded girl in the West Midlands four days before, had made plans to cover the time and she cancelled that afternoon. I was travelling back home to London for the weekend where one reg is away and another was fully booked, and then remembered the girl in the East Midlands, which was not far out of my way home, so the time was accounted for. So apart from the impromptu nature of the threesome, planning for the evening had gone totally awry anyway.

So from replies so far lessons learnt: don't go expecting a similar experience to a one to one GFE; and do carefully plan the meeting. Both meetings I have had there has been no interaction between the girls, so it probably seems quite important to select ones that are up for this rather than two girls who see it as probably a little less hard work for each of them individually than a one to one.

[Andre 3000]

For me a lot of it does have to do with the intimacy and knowledge of the women. I've had one paid threesome in the past which was fun, but the reality that I was on a countdown timer made it feel a bit too rushed. Which was kinda my own fault. As I wanted to try too much within the session and not concentrate on getting myself maximum pleasure. In that case the women were into each other to a point , but it's still a big ask for two women who've only met two hours prior to put their everything into playing with each other as well.

Saying that the non punting threesomes I'm currently having in my personal life have been some of the most delightfully intense and intimate experiences ever. Certainly my dreams are being fulfilled and then some. Obviously the biggest difference here is I'm doing it alongside my wife so the dynamic is different as this is someone who knows what I like and what I'm open to sexually. Same with any of our female playmates.

Also call it cocky but knowing our playmate is with us because of actual sexual attraction and not because I'm paying out a load of wonga, frankly makes the whole experience even better. And I'm not worrying about trying to get everything done because these meetups are not on a payed timer. I can take my time and relax and we can all enjoy each other properly.

That's the major feeling I missed from my previous threesome. The women I paid for are fantasy conduits for the time I've paid. So we only have a monetary history and what is a fleeting encounter. Interestingly this isn't something that plays on my mind during many of my one on one WG meets.

Just like when I paid for a female dom experience, which I learnt is really not my thing, a paid threesome is not something I ever really see myself doing as a punter again.

[Mansell]

I agree with the Op, I had one where I had seen one of the girls before and then saw them both (girls are partners in real life). Parts of it where great as has been said, when they are both on you at the same time, but at other times it just wasn't doing it for me. Never had one outside of punting, but can see that the lack of any clock ticking could make it really good.

Still pleased I have had one as it's every ones dream, but won;t be rushing to have another and I think if i did I would want to see both girls by themselves first. And also they would have to have some brilliant duo reviews on here for me to bother.

[S.X. MacHine]

Had 4, all brilliant and all involving my then regular student WG who has since, tragically, retired to complete her degree! A lass from the South of England, and a right dirty mare.
They all involved an element of BDSM where we basically took it in turns to dominate and punish the other girl. The first time my regular student brought along a fellow student whom she had been sleeping with! Two wonderful, absolutely filthy 20 year olds. Much better when the girls are genuinely bi and are into one another. Lay naked between them after and thought that's how I'd like to go when the time comes.
TBH, threesomes just float my bloody boat.

[Corus Boy]

Not mine!

[Donald Fuck]

Not mine!

Well, Mr Gump - despite having been born in Treherbert Hospital I beg to differ.

I treat myself to about 1 a year. The latest occurred spontaneously with MKHelen and HOD's Sarah (aka Rebecca of London Retreat) and it was spectacular. It was their first collaboration but you would have been unable to detect that in their performance.

I had met them both individually previously.

BTW - great game in Cardiff today. Best I have seen Ireland play and not win.

[foreverchanges]

I agree with the Op, I had one where I had seen one of the girls before and then saw them both (girls are partners in real life). Parts of it where great as has been said, when they are both on you at the same time, but at other times it just wasn't doing it for me. Never had one outside of punting, but can see that the lack of any clock ticking could make it really good.

Still pleased I have had one as it's every ones dream, but won;t be rushing to have another and I think if i did I would want to see both girls by themselves first. And also they would have to have some brilliant duo reviews on here for me to bother.

Had over 30 duos over the years mainly in the Edinburg saunas ranging from the mindblowing to absoute piss take but I can hazard a guess who you saw..and have to say they are the best inho Mansell so probably wise to save the pennies.

[unclesweetheart]

I think the problem with the OP's experience is that he didn't actually WANT a 3some, but when offered it seemed silly to turn down something for which he wasn't actually prepared. And didn't, actually, very much want.

The 3somes I've had are with girls I'd seen previously alone, who'd done at least one threesome together before. It had been reviewed on here as going well so I thought - why not? Both turned into very lazy, sensual GFE type meetings, actually. I'd never seen 2 girls together before and found myself for a large part of the session just enjoying watching them have sex. I think I was just "taking it in" and learning. Porn fantasies were not realised. But they were great sessions nevertheless.

If I do another one I'll be more selfish. There's something intrinsically non-GFE about a threesome, as the OP says. You have, basically, to relish the idea of fucking in public, really, since whatever you do is being witnessed by another pair of eyes - so it can't be intimate in the way that a 1-to1 is. You have to brazenly fuck. Which isn't a GFE, perhaps.

[Quesadilla]

I think the problem with the OP's experience is that he didn't actually WANT a 3some, but when offered it seemed silly to turn down something for which he wasn't actually prepared. And didn't, actually, very much want.

The 3somes I've had are with girls I'd seen previously alone, who'd done at least one threesome together before. It had been reviewed on here as going well so I thought - why not? Both turned into very lazy, sensual GFE type meetings, actually. I'd never seen 2 girls together before and found myself for a large part of the session just enjoying watching them have sex. I think I was just "taking it in" and learning. Porn fantasies were not realised. But they were great sessions nevertheless.

If I do another one I'll be more selfish. There's something intrinsically non-GFE about a threesome, as the OP says. You have, basically, to relish the idea of fucking in public, really, since whatever you do is being witnessed by another pair of eyes - so it can't be intimate in the way that a 1-to1 is. You have to brazenly fuck. Which isn't a GFE, perhaps.

Interesting point.  For me my ideal punt I describe as a MGIADSE (My Girlfriend Is A Dirty Slut Experience) - it's neither GFE nor PSE but a specific blending - like you have the sweetest girlfriend who wants to please you by proving she can be a really dirty little slut for you.  So for me a good duo is like your sweet girlfriend proving what a dirty slut she is by bringing home a girl and going totally bi on her.  Definitely not GFE, but should have some of the intimacy although agreed of course not the way a 1-to-1 can be.

Certainly my best duos have felt like this. 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I'm mainly with the OP here.

It was always my fantasy when I was younger, but I think the reality is a bit different. I've only really experienced it at the end of LMP/TPC parties. While it is great having the attentions of 2 girls at one time, I had difficulties concentrating and it always seems 1 girl is doing it more for me than the other which doesn't feel right to me. I've not ruled it out, but I think I prefer the better intimacy of a really hot 121.

If I did go for a 3sum, I think it would have to be with 2 bi girls with some girl on girl action for it to appeal to me. 2 girls just for the sake of having 2 girls just would not have any cache for me.   

[spkmstr48]

Had 4, all brilliant and all involving my then regular student WG who has since, tragically, retired to complete her degree! A lass from the South of England, and a right dirty mare.
They all involved an element of BDSM where we basically took it in turns to dominate and punish the other girl. The first time my regular student brought along a fellow student whom she had been sleeping with! Two wonderful, absolutely filthy 20 year olds. Much better when the girls are genuinely bi and are into one another. Lay naked between them after and thought that's how I'd like to go when the time comes.
TBH, threesomes just float my bloody boat.

 

Good one, and this thread is another great one for showing that we're not all looking for the same thing. A threesome is (generally) a raw sexual experience not an intimate one or a GFE.

[willmo1]

Had a couple. Girls need to be total bi or its a farce. Also you fancy one more than the other and the ugly one usualy gets on yur tits after a while.

One at a time for me.

[west8]

It's a hard life. 

Indeed!

A threesome is not a GFE, is it.

It can be, with the right girls. eg: a bisexual couple like Blondies.

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3somes are overrated, the novelty quickly wear off and the enjoyment is just not as good as one to one.

Agree 100%.


Threesomes are like fast cars: you look forward to your first ride, but the novelty wears off pretty fast.

[306]

 i have not had one but have not been too sure i could service 2 wgs hows it work out
in say a 1 hour booking ?

[bunny84]

I had a threesome it really was not that great . If I was going to do it again they would have to be lesbos

[Horizontal pleasures]

My only worry about duos is the expense, I have had loads but they can cost a lot, I am too old (and do not have the opportunity to escape) to meet civvies so it has to be paid for.

I have had so many experiences, the more recent of which are here as reviews. Often the ending is doggy with one while the other stands with me and snogs me and keeps very close to me, and has a hand on or in the other lady, so I have the best of both worlds, GFE and woof woof. I always try and screw both ladies having first licked both ladies in whatever positions turn out to work and to make sure all 3 of us are occupied with a mouth or other hole full!

 It is important to say if it is not happening the way you want it to be you are like a movie director and at the same time starring in the movie. So maybe some briefing or consideration beforehand, ask the ladies if they will play with each other was well as with you if that is your thing.

[jsparky]

Threesomes are like fast cars: you look forward to your first ride, but the novelty wears off pretty fast.

True, I  do enjoy a 'fast ride' from time to time if financially permit!

[west8]

I have had loads but they can cost a lot

Thank God for the state pension, eh HP?

I can't wait until the British taxpayer covers the cost of my punts! 

[anyfucker]

have had a couple way back in civvie life but not yet with a WG.
i intend to tick this one off sometime this year.
would prfer to meet each WG separately first then as a duo.

[bangerben]

Had one once, totally by chance.
I had called up to meet a mature escort after reviewing her AW page. When l got to her hotel room, she had a friend who was there, who'd gone to wait in the bathroom. Her friend's phone rang as l was still speaking to the lady and l think everyone must've heard my wow at her figure as she stepped out of the bathroom to pick her phone up.
They both laughed as l was introduced to the friend (found out she was also on AW). They asked if l wanted a threesome instead as l didn't seem to be sure anymore of either one over the other and l said yeah why not? I think business had been slow that day so they decided to give me a treat!
Good price in the end for both and an exciting novel experience for me.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Thank God for the state pension, eh HP?

I can't wait until the British taxpayer covers the cost of my punts! 

I have no idea what you mean in the first sentence and disagree with you heartily about the second sentence.

[shdh]

Sometimes they are good, sometimes they are shit. I had one with a pair of polish girls who were stunning and complete filth and I had the time of my life, Ive had one with two Manc girls and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. Ive had everything in between too.

Same as a one girl punt you can get someone really enthused and up for a good time, or you can get some by the numbers in and out soulless bints.

[myothernameis]

3somes are overrated, the novelty quickly wear off and the enjoyment is just not as good as one to one.

The best threesomes are the ones you don't expect, and just happen

In my early days of punting, and going to massage parlours, the parlour was quiet, me, another punter, and 3 girls, one of which was the receptionist

The other punter, and the escort were getting rather noisy, and I was getting an erection in the lounge while watch tv, and the other escort had seen this, she joined me on the couch, and began to play with me; well when the other punter had left, the other escort joined us on the couch, and low and behold now having a threesome, and the receptionist sat in the corner playing with her self

[Bikerboy]

A FFM is, an as yet, unrealised fantasy of mine.

It feels like a bucket list thing, you would be mad not to try it!

I parked the idea until now, worried about the potential for loss of intimacy and an anxiety that I may not be able to handle two girls at the same time!

I have been offered lots of paid FFM options over the years as I guess most have. Many escorts asked me why I hadn't done a FFM threesome, especially since I recently did a MMMF. (The MMMF was great fun - and no, I am not bi or gay!).
I think some of the escort's interest may have been sparked at the prospect of another sales opportunity ; others, because they are genuinely bi and would relish the variety a FFM offers over a 1:1 punt. I guess many reckon I would be open minded enough to try it too.

Recently, have had three offers, all from 100% bi duos, all of whom I have met, had great punts with and who sleep with their threesome partners part time, in civvy life.
So, it looks like I am edging towards a FFM soon; the date in April is earmarked!!

From the opinions in this thread, it seems like I share some of the ideas on how to approach a punt of this type. I am not expecting a GFE, but as it's a session planned with girls I know and who are bi with each other, I am hoping for some GFE/PSE elements amongst the very naughty idea of having two hot chicks ravishing me and me them!

I can't wait for my threesome session now; it's new and exciting.

It could ultimately be a very expensive habit if it goes as hoped for!! 

[cueball]

A FFM is, an as yet, unrealised fantasy of mine.

It feels like a bucket list thing, you would be mad not to try it!

I parked the idea until now, worried about the potential for loss of intimacy and an anxiety that I may not be able to handle two girls at the same time!

I have been offered lots of paid FFM options over the years as I guess most have. Many escorts asked me why I hadn't done a FFM threesome, especially since I recently did a MMMF. (The MMMF was great fun - and no, I am not bi or gay!).
I think some of the escort's interest may have been sparked at the prospect of another sales opportunity ; others, because they are genuinely bi and would relish the variety a FFM offers over a 1:1 punt. I guess many reckon I would be open minded enough to try it too.

Recently, have had three offers, all from 100% bi duos, all of whom I have met, had great punts with and who sleep with their threesome partners part time, in civvy life.
So, it looks like I am edging towards a FFM soon; the date in April is earmarked!!

From the opinions in this thread, it seems like I share some of the ideas on how to approach a punt of this type. I am not expecting a GFE, but as it's a session planned with girls I know and who are bi with each other, I am hoping for some GFE/PSE elements amongst the very naughty idea of having two hot chicks ravishing me and me them!

I can't wait for my threesome session now; it's new and exciting.

It could ultimately be a very expensive habit if it goes as hoped for!! 

I think you're approach is right and how u would do it, two genuinely bi lasses that know each other and can enjoy each other as well as you, to me, the idea of a ffm is the sight of two lasses going at it with each other as well as you.

It's not something I've done with prossies (civvies, yes, once), but if I did with prossies it would be the scenario of above.

[virtualplayer]

I've had 3somes in my private life and 3somes with wgs.

For me it as all down to the chemistry between all 3 of you. Some the 3somes with a regular partner and another girl have been as bad if not worse than a paid one. The problem I get is being too into one of the two girls and part of me feeling guilty that I am not paying the other girl enough attention.

On the intimate version the best was in my private life with my girlfriend at the time and a girl who we termed our gf. A girl who we had played with on several occassions and each time was amazing.

For pure raunch and lust and filth two wgs who I saw togther recently would win. One I had seen before the other who I wanted to meet but they had both confessed to really enjoying the other one
 The chemistry between the 3 of us surprised all of us and we may have run over a little because we are all in the moment.

[Punting Valley]

I had a nice duo meet recently (will post review soon). It was very good, but now that I have tried it and crossed off my bucket list, I would much prefer one to one meet as I keep getting myself distracted and can't properly divide my attention 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I've had 3somes in my private life and 3somes with wgs.

For me it as all down to the chemistry between all 3 of you. Some the 3somes with a regular partner and another girl have been as bad if not worse than a paid one. The problem I get is being too into one of the two girls and part of me feeling guilty that I am not paying the other girl enough attention.

On the intimate version the best was in my private life with my girlfriend at the time and a girl who we termed our gf. A girl who we had played with on several occassions and each time was amazing.

For pure raunch and lust and filth two wgs who I saw togther recently would win. One I had seen before the other who I wanted to meet but they had both confessed to really enjoying the other one
 The chemistry between the 3 of us surprised all of us and we may have run over a little because we are all in the moment.

Any chance of a link to the girls or even a review ? Thank you.

[lordsnooty]

For a FFM to really take off both, girls must be great friends and both be fully bi. Anything less and they will be "going through the motions" and it will be as boring as watching paint drying.

[closeshave]

never had the 'pleasure' yet 

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24262.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23471.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13796.0

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=11332.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10863.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10230.0 (Kimmy is now in NorthEast under a different name I think.)

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=7837.0

[virtualplayer]

Any chance of a link to the girls or even a review ? Thank you.

Keep meaning to write it will do it in the next few days

[spkmstr48]

Had a threesome once where one mid twenties girl was working with a choice of two teens.

Seemed like the threesomes were being used to train two newbies?

[Deepstroker]

Quite a few years back there used to be a couple of women who worked together in Farnworth Manchester. One was older,the other her young apprentice. I remember fucking the pair of them for a real bargain price. I remember it being a very good experience as the older woman was particularly dirty and would encourage the younger one.