Link to this Profile Page using
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only - Get QR Code
So I'm driving into Beeston thinking what a shithole this is and how I haven't been here for years and pleased that I haven't, and I've arranged to see Danielle who has decent feedback and a few pictures which suggest a decent enough figure and decent service and I'm like feeling like seeing a new girl so why not try her. So I'm up the steps and I'm knocking on door and Danielle answers and I walk into what is a typical hooker/pro$$ie one bedroom skankhole, smelling of smoke with shit and an assortment of detritus scattered about and then I turn my attention to Danielle who on first inspection looks adequate, but then I notice the beer gut, obligatory tatts, fake tan and strangely a tache which she's tried to bleach; what a fucking looker I think to myself and I should've walked there and then cause I know how's it's going to play out, but I don't care cause I just want to come, and next I'm in the bedroom and I look down at the bed and I see the spunk stains from the last poor fucking cunt who tossed himself off in a fucking frenzy to get out of there - and then me and Danielle are staring each other out like a Mexican standoff just staring each other out and I'm like oh yeah money cause I'm not used to paying upfront and so in in the wallet handing over 60 notes and thinking this is fucking mental I should walk. Danielle disappears for the obligatory 5-10 mins whilst she winds down the clock and stashes the money somewhere and I'm really pissed by this stage and thinking wouldn't it be funny if Danielle's 'boyfriend' storms in all fake tan and Celtic tatts wanting to know what the fuck I'm doing here - and I'm so pissed off that I almost want this to happen as I'm in the mood to twat some cunt after seeing Danielle's tache and the spunk stained bedding. And then sadly it's Danielle who returns to the room not the imaginary boyfriend and she asks me what I want so I'm like - tease my cock and balls and give me a nice blowjob - so Danielle goes at my cock like a mental case and I'm like steady on my dear, but she takes no note and she is on my cock like a builder trying free up a cross threaded nut or screw. I can't take anymore so I'm then asking for a blowjob and she is on that in the same manner and I'm like I could be fucking Cheksea hart or lexi ryder for the same fucking money and here I am in a Beeston shithole with an inadequate skank playing at being a hooker who knows fuck all about sex - all fucking disappointing. So in the end I get her off my cock and decide to wank myself to the most inadequate spunking I've had in the last 6 years and all I can think about is 60 notes spunked up the wall when I could've stayed at home and wanked myself. Can't get dressed quickly enough and exchange chit chat and still keep looking at her tache and beer gut and thinking about the other poor mugs who gave been in here - so 10 mins after entering I am going down the metal steps and low and behold at the bottom of the steps on the street is a skanky, chavlike cunt in trackie bottoms and stone island who is giving me the eye like he's Beestons top boy and I'm like you'll better be an innocent passerby mate - and I hold his gaze and even though I'm in a suit I give him a cunts look as I'm a fucker like that and I nod at him and he looks down. And when I get back I take another look at Danielle's feedback which in the main is posted by fluffy 'treat her well guys' fuckwits who have never had a decent fuck in there lives probably and never had a mouthful off piss from a hooker and think their on a date. Danielle gave a shit service and I wouldn't recommend her, although she didn't purposely scam me she just gave a shit service and knows pretty much fuck all about sex.
