MistressMmm Hemel Hempstead

[steve_o]

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MistressMmm

3rd review. Hopefully getting the hang of it now.

Location
Nice flat directly opposite car park in the centre of Hemel Hempstead (the bit where there's loads of roundabouts).
Answered the door dressed in lingerie. Very hot for her age. Reckon she's 48 - 50 but looks fucking good for it. She looked really familiar too but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Someone from the TV I think.

One slightly weird thing, she rents a room from a bloke and he was there when I walked in. She's chatting away to him in her lingerie, counting the £200 I'd just given her. He starts chatting to me and we're all having a right little chinwag! I'm comfortable with this but I reckon some blokes would be straight out. He soon fucked off and we went to the bedroom.

MistressMmmm
Around late forties, early fifties. Very MILF like. In fact, fucking hot for her age. Oh..ad seriously posh too...like Chelsea type posh.
Body good for her age. slightly bigger without being fat. Probably a size 12 / 14 but healthy at it.
Good tits, massive pussy lips and large clit (not really my thing, I like a little tidy pussy TBF).
Her ass is her best feature. She has ass cleavage to die for. One of the best arses I've ever seen in my life, regardless of age (if you like Kim Kardashian type butts!)

Services
Started kissing very full on. She's a million percent confident in the bedroom. She says on her profile that she gives sex lessons to groups of inexperienced men. Luckily I'm very confident in the bedroom but I reckon for some blokes she'd be too full on.

I didn't do all of this, but rimming, pissing, hard sports, filming...proper full on.

I did the usual RO, OWO (she gives the type of head I like. Deep, gagging, spitting on your cock and making you watch, proper PSE type filth). We fucked in loads of positions. She loves anal and lets you go from pussy to ass without changing condom, but not the other way around.

I ended up wanking and coming in her mouth but she didn't swallow.

We chatted for a bit then I left.

Overall
Location 10/10 - Typical 2 bed flat. The random flat mate being there might be a problem for some though.
Mistress 8/10 - For her age she's hot. Think "Stifler's Mum" type hot.
Sex 10/10 - Filth. End of.
Overall - 9/10 - Only not giving a 10 because I think she's expensive and charges extra for everything.

I'd see again for sure when funds are flush but HIGHLY recommend if you want total and utter filthy sex, including deep anal, with Stifler's Mum

[Hornydevil247]

Nice review Steve

Thanks for the tip yesterday anyway

HD

[steve_o]

Nice review Steve

Thanks for the tip yesterday anyway

HD

I'll still PM you too re: Charlie.

I have a feeling based on what I've read of yours, that you'd like Mistress a lot...but it's a bit far out I admit.

[Siadwel]

Nice one, Steve-O.

No stopping you now, is there.

[steve_o]

Nice one, Steve-O.

No stopping you now, is there.

Nearly did an 'lol' there but managed to stop myself!

Seriously though..she's a good visit. If she was cheaper, I'd see her twice a month at least. For me she offers a different type of sex. It's like PSE but because of her age, feels more like you 'dirty wife', then a WG.

I was about to say you can't buy that type of sex....hold on! 

[SaneOnes]

You gotta see analqueen1/Charlie - if mistressmm wasn't this expensive, i would've seen her more than I've seen Charlie. She's almost double the age of Charlie but has a fitter body all around.

[steve_o]

You gotta see analqueen1/Charlie - if mistressmm wasn't this expensive, i would've seen her more than I've seen Charlie. She's almost double the age of Charlie but has a fitter body all around.

Ah cool...so you've seen her. Do you agree with my review?

And can you think who she looks like...because it's definitely someone famous...I just can't work out who?

P.S. I'm gonna PM Horny Devil about Charlie as I think he's probably seen her the most so will be able to answer a few questions I have.

P.P.S. How old do you reckon Mistress actually is?

[SaneOnes]

I reckon she's definitely over 52 but can easily pass for someone in her 40's. She has looked after herself really well over the years, obviously comes from a privileged background.

I always thought she looked like a mix of Julie Etchingham and Ruth Langsford. She's absolutely stunning - conventionally good looking but with a "fuck me" stare which is quite rare, MissKDD is like that.

[steve_o]

I had to Google those two women as didn't recognise the names, but yeah...I can see that definitely.

Yeah it's not so much she looks younger than her age, just looks fucking good for it.

The posh accent don't match the utter filthy time you have with her. I guess that's the attraction. If she spoke like Kat Slater you probably wouldn't be interested. 

I'll definitely have to try Charlie:)

[steve_o]

Just a follow up as I'm worried I may have put people off re: the "random guy" in the flat.

I've probably made it sound worse than it was (it wasn't bad for me at all, but I guess what I was trying to say, is that if you're ultra paranoid, maybe seeing some bloke in the flat would bother you)

The reason I have brought this up is that people have PM'd me about it.

But trust me, it's about the best sex you'll ever have, if you're into proper filthy, dirty, hardcore sex:-)

For me, her age is totally cool, she's a proper MILF and will do "anything".

The ultimate wife I guess.

Anyway, I hope that has cleared it up and please don't be put off by the flatmate...chances are that may have been the first time it has ever happened, and it just so happened to be when I was there.

If I had the money and she wasn't so far, I would definitely see her once a week.

Enjoy guys.

[SaneOnes]

I'm seeing her again in about 10 days. Assisted shower, here I come!

[steve_o]

Lucky you, tell her I said hi.

Ask her if she's still taking me to a swingers party;-)...she'll know what you mean

Enjoy yourself!