How do saunas work?

[JackLad]

Despite having been about a bit, I've never been to a sauna.

On this front I'm really quite naive - I genuinely haven't the faintest idea how they operate haha.

So my question is what goes on? Do you get to see some girls then pick one? If someone could describe an average visit to a sauna (minus the obvious goings on of course) I would be a wiser, grateful man!

[JazzMan]

Despite having been about a bit, I've never been to a sauna.

On this front I'm really quite naive - I genuinely haven't the faintest idea how they operate haha.

So my question is what goes on? Do you get to see some girls then pick one? If someone could describe an average visit to a sauna (minus the obvious goings on of course) I would be a wiser, grateful man!

You go in the front door and it’s just you and the receptionist.
They’ll asked you how long you want.
30min £20, 45 mins £25 or £30 1 hour.
Next they’ll let you in and give you a towel and a locker key.
You get undressed and put your clothes in locker.
You then have a shower and go into the lounge to meet the girls.
The girls tell you their names and the other girls that are working.
You pick a girl and go to the room with the girl.
After your time is up you go back to the locker to get dressed and the girl will come up and you pay her £50 or so.
There are some variations from sauna to sauna but that's basically it.

If you're new and go to London Street Sauna they will show you around and tell you what happens.

If you don't like any of the girls that are available to can wait until the other girls that are currently working come back into the lounge.
The other guys are also waiting in the lounge so you may need to be quick to choose.
You're not forced to pick a girl you don't want.
You can also go away for an hour and comeback if you see a girl you want and she in busy.

[Shuggy68]

Simple really.

Most have a choice of girls but it depends on what time of day as to the number of girls available.

You pay a fee at the door depending on the amount of time you want to spend with the girl, either 30, 45 or 60 mins. you are not carged for the anount of time spent in the place only the amount of time with the girl.

Depending on where you go you can ask for a tour before spending some time using the facilitlies which vary from place to place, London Street for example has a steam room and sauna, Carol's in Easter Road, has a sauna but it is rarely switched on.

You will at some point end up in the lounge and you can relax for a few minutes and enjoy a drink (non alcoholic) before choosing a girl to spend some time with.

The girl will then take you to a room and give you a massage, you can figure it out from there. 

You pay the girl for her services, the cost depends on how long you asked for at the door.  Some girls expect payment up front, others at the end.

[JazzMan]

Simple really.

Most have a choice of girls but it depends on what time of day as to the number of girls available.

You pay a fee at the door depending on the amount of time you want to spend with the girl, either 30, 45 or 60 mins. you are not carged for the anount of time spent in the place only the amount of time with the girl.

Depending on where you go you can ask for a tour before spending some time using the facilitlies which vary from place to place, London Street for example has a steam room and sauna, Carol's in Easter Road, has a sauna but it is rarely switched on.

You will at some point end up in the lounge and you can relax for a few minutes and enjoy a drink (non alcoholic) before choosing a girl to spend some time with.

The girl will then take you to a room and give you a massage, you can figure it out from there. 

You pay the girl for her services, the cost depends on how long you asked for at the door.  Some girls expect payment up front, others at the end.

Never ever been asked for payment upfront in a sauna. It just doesn't happen.

[JackLad]

Useful, thanks guys!

[Shuggy68]

Never ever been asked for payment upfront in a sauna. It just doesn't happen.

I have been asked a few times both in LSS and Carole's, maybe I don't look trustowrthy

[TKovac]

I think if neither the receptionist or any girl recognise you you will have to pay first

Also other than lss if you dont like the look of anyone you dont get your door fee back. If in doubt only ask gor 30mins as you can always pay more if you like the look of a girl and want to spend longer

[Matrix]

Never ever been asked for payment upfront in a sauna. It just doesn't happen.

It does in Blair street every time I've been in. Never in London Street or Scorpio.

[Shagger69]

Is it ok to have a wank while waiting in the lounge.....



 

[JazzMan]

It does in Blair street every time I've been in. Never in London Street or Scorpio.

How does that work then?
So, you're in the lounge.
You pick a girl.
Then what happens?

[Matrix]

I pick a girl, go down into the room, services agreed and cash handed over. Then we get down to business. As I said. This has only happened to me in Blair Street and has happened every time I've been there. It may actually discourage me from asking for a 2nd round or extras, although I've never had a bad punt in the place.

Jazz, I presume you get the standard pay at the end affair as with the other establishments?

[webpunter]

How do saunas work ?
Well you're naked with a towel / go into a wooden cabin & then chuck a load of water on hot coals
Then wait a few secs and think "fuck that's hot"
 

[Matrix]

How do saunas work ?
Well you're naked with a towel / go into a wooden cabin & then chuck a load of water on hot coals
Then wait a few secs and think "fuck that's hot"
 

I reckon every single person reading this thread (asides you) thought of that instantly, then dismissed it as being to bad to post. 

[sammy222]

With Jazz on this 'debate'- never paid up front in the room in any sauna incl BSS as far as I can remember

[auldie63]

I ain't been in a sauna since they shut the Glasgow ones, so don't know from nothing about the present procedures, but was never asked for the money up front in any I was in. I mean unless you put it in a condom and wedge it up your arse where do you carry the money?

[webpunter]

I reckon every single person reading this thread (asides you) thought of that instantly, then dismissed it as being to bad to post. 

I take your point.  But happy to be a bell-end of the highest order !
Have been in one parlour where there amazingly was a sauna that worked.  They had some mags - escort / razzle & the like.  Which had all seen better days

[JazzMan]

I pick a girl, go down into the room, services agreed and cash handed over. Then we get down to business. As I said. This has only happened to me in Blair Street and has happened every time I've been there. It may actually discourage me from asking for a 2nd round or extras, although I've never had a bad punt in the place.

Jazz, I presume you get the standard pay at the end affair as with the other establishments?

You see at Blair Street you only have a locker key, never seen anyone take anything else to the room.
It doesn't matter.

[Matrix]

I'll take that as a yes.

[Matrix]

You see at Blair Street you only have a locker key, never seen anyone take anything else to the room.
It doesn't matter.

Yes. As I had been a regular at Lss for years I wondered where the pouches were. So in Blair st I always took my wallet downstairs with me. Maybe that's why I get charged up front (for the 4 times I've been there in 6 years). I don't have a problem with it as that's how indies generally roll.

So you leave you wallet and valuables in the locker, do you?

One last thing. The last 2 visits I had to Blair st (end of last year), I had ow. Would anyone like to disagree with that statement?

[james1979]

Never used a sauna either.  Does anyone ever use the sauna or steam room? 

[Matrix]

I used the one in Lss once. Quite often see some of the older chaps in it though

[JazzMan]

Yes. As I had been a regular at Lss for years I wondered where the pouches were. So in Blair st I always took my wallet downstairs with me. Maybe that's why I get charged up front (for the 4 times I've been there in 6 years). I don't have a problem with it as that's how indies generally roll.

So you leave you wallet and valuables in the locker, do you?

One last thing. The last 2 visits I had to Blair st (end of last year), I had ow. Would anyone like to disagree with that statement?

I don't use the lockers, I just have a shower and get changed in the room.
I'm more of a regular.

[Matrix]

I don't use the lockers, I just have a shower and get changed in the room.

+1

[pilgrim]

I ain't been in a sauna since they shut the Glasgow ones, so don't know from nothing about the present procedures, but was never asked for the money up front in any I was in. I mean unless you put it in a condom and wedge it up your arse where do you carry the money?

At LSS they give you a key attached to a vinyl pencil case type pouch, big enough to get a wallet/smart phone inside.  You then have to carry that around.  Dont take it inside the actual sauna.

Some punters come into the place and pick whoever is available from the lounge or they have booked a lass in advance and go straight to the room and get showered there.

If you are in early, the sauna might not be switched on or have warmed up.  Some folk use it before and after.  At LSS there doesnt seem to be a great rush to get rid of you. Last time I was there, there was 5 punters in there and were discussed who does what and who was worth choosing.

Getting shown around is your one and only chance to discuss directly with the lass what services she offers, if you like the look of her and want to go ahead with choosing her.

[foreverchanges]

The only time I ever paid  up front at LSS/BSS/NTS was on my debut there but after that always at the end of the session.
When I made my one and only appearance at Carol's I wasn't asked to pay straight away as I had seen the girl previously at LSS..the one and only Becky C.

Used to feel completely at ease sitting in the LSS lounge but Blair Street was different...Christ even Heidi seemed intimidating in that room after five minutes of diverting one's eyes towards the  the infamous sound free television.

[Name Not Found]

I don't use the lockers, I just have a shower and get changed in the room.
I'm more of a regular.

I'm not a regular, but any time I've been to Blair St or Carol's I've always asked if it's OK to get changed in the room and have never been refused. I prefer to keep my valuables in sight at all times 
 

[Shuggy68]

If you are in early, the sauna might not be switched on or have warmed up.  Some folk use it before and after.  At LSS there doesnt seem to be a great rush to get rid of you. Last time I was there, there was 5 punters in there and were discussed who does what and who was worth choosing.

Haven't been in LSS for a number of years (stop punting for a few years), but last time I was there you where  not rushed, in fact afterward, handed my key back in and spent about 30 mins just chatting to the girls, over a coffee.

I heard the bloody parrot was away.

[Stiltskin]

Used to feel completely at ease sitting in the LSS lounge but Blair Street was different...Christ even Heidi seemed intimidating in that room after five minutes of diverting one's eyes towards the  the infamous sound free television.

I know what you mean about BSS, my first punt was at Blair St. That waiting room was tiny. They'd asked me to get undressed, shower and put a towel on. I'd just had a shower at my hotel so I declined and opted to get undressed in the room.

I remember being sat there in silence, just me and 4 women. I couldn't wait to get out of there. LSS on the other hand was totally different. I even used to hang around in the lounge afterwards.

[Shagger69]

I sat in the lounge of the executive just of Rose Street after a punt a few years ago. I didn't find it too bad and the girls were all pretty decent, probably about 7 of them and a pretty receptionist. It may have helped due to the fact is have a couple of drinks before hand and was loosened and relaxed

[Matrix]

The shower and waiting area in Blair street aren't great  although the rooms are nice. I've never liked the atmosphere in the place and most of the girls are below what I'm used to looks wise. Lss is far nicer but is a shadow of it's former self. Still if you want to do anything other than get right down to business (sauna, not hurry), It's still the best of the bunch. When it was still great, I'd often be in there 2 or 3 times a week. It was like being in a sweetie shop.

[foreverchanges]

It's still the best of the bunch. When it was still great, I'd often be in there 2 or 3 times a week. It was like being in a sweetie shop.

It was the best in the business by a mile...anyone who visited it when the workforce was almost entirely Scottish will know exactly what I mean.

[Shuggy68]

It was the best in the business by a mile...anyone who visited it when the workforce was almost entirely Scottish will know exactly what I mean.

Yep, I know exactly what you mean, went to LSS for few years and the only non Scottish girl I ever saw was a really attractive Asian girl, didn't choose her as I had my eye on someone else.

[solway]

I sat in the lounge of the executive just of Rose Street after a punt a few years ago. I didn't find it too bad and the girls were all pretty decent, probably about 7 of them and a pretty receptionist. It may have helped due to the fact is have a couple of drinks before hand and was loosened and relaxed

Years  ago I think it was the first sauna I visited in Edinburgh - absolute dive then; poor selection of girls too - not a patch on LSS.

[willie loman]

The waiting room at Blair st . gets a lot of undeserved criticism, if its just you and one or two of the girls you can have a pleasant chat, while waiting for your booking to come up. Once watched the cup final and at the end went down the stairs with a girl who had been watching it with me, a very pleasant afternoon. Some guys are just too shy for their own good.

[Shagger69]

The waiting room at Blair st . gets a lot of undeserved criticism, if its just you and one or two of the girls you can have a pleasant chat, while waiting for your booking to come up. Once watched the cup final and at the end went down the stairs with a girl who had been watching it with me, a very pleasant afternoon. Some guys are just too shy for their own good.

Just out of curiosity but what final was it?

[willie loman]

Last year, celtic v hibs . For once they changed the channel.

[ClitTeaser]

Ah the memories.

 I remember a girl called Katrina who gave me the best blow job I've ever had.  Then there was the tight pussy of Andrea.  Sydney the Aussie was better-than-Vogue-magazine gorgeous. "Do you want to lick my pussy" sounds great in an Australian accent. Then there was a polish girl with the most gorgeous tits I've ever licked. I can't remember her name but I do remember her breasts.

[foreverchanges]

Last year, celtic v hibs . For once they changed the channel.

Good one Willie.
I remember back in 2005 after a punt with Gucci at LSS sitting in the lounge for two hours watching the nail biting last day of  the Ashes series with Justin the Aussie co-manager and a bunch of  increasingly disgruntled girls.
Listening to Justin trying to explain the lbw law to wee Chloe when all she wanted was MTV back on was worth the admission fee alone.
Next time.....Carrie teaches the other girls Aerobics in the LSS lounge during a rare lull in proceedings....yup it was a pretty relaxed place.

[foreverchanges]

Ah the memories.

 I remember a girl called Katrina who gave me the best blow job I've ever had.  Then there was the tight pussy of Andrea.  Sydney the Aussie was better-than-Vogue-magazine gorgeous. "Do you want to lick my pussy" sounds great in an Australian accent. Then there was a polish girl with the most gorgeous tits I've ever licked. I can't remember her name but I do remember her breasts.

If its the same Katrina at LSS ie slim raven haired Scottish lass who worked there about a decade ago then I have to say she also gave a sensational lingam massage..very strangely whenever a punter used to come in from outside she used to hide her face behind a cushion in case she knew him!!
I would hazard a guess that the Polish girl may have been the stunning Kelly..who was one of the first EEs to work at LSS and a contender for one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace the place.

[ClitTeaser]

Yes it was the same Katrina. I honestly don't know the Polish girl. ( If all Poles got their tits out one day I could probably identify her.)

I remember, also, they used to give you money back if you finished early.  The girls gave you a goodbye kiss and a cheeky pat on the backside as you left.

I know this sounds daft, and is obviously impractical, but that place could run courses in customer service and a lot of businesses would learn something from them.

 I was supposed to be back up north a while back but the trip fell through.  One day I'll return.
 

[Alexix]

Next they’ll let you in and give you a towel and a locker key.
You get undressed and put your clothes in locker.
You then have a shower and go into the lounge to meet the girls.

What do you mean? Is the punter in the lounge totally naked among all the girls?
What sauna are you speaking about?

So far I have been just in one sauna, it was long time ago at Dundas St.

[JazzMan]

What do you mean? Is the punter in the lounge totally naked among all the girls?
What sauna are you speaking about?

So far I have been just in one sauna, it was long time ago at Dundas St.

Yes.
He is totally naked.

[Alexix]

Yes.
He is totally naked.

which sauna of Edinburgh?

I hope that there are not other people except the ladies...

[foreverchanges]

I heard of one sauna in Edinburgh where not only are the punters all naked in the lounge but they have to stand in a line and see who has the biggest knob ....or I might just have imagined that.

[JazzMan]

I heard of one sauna in Edinburgh where not only are the punters all naked in the lounge but they have to stand in a line and see who has the biggest knob ....or I might just have imagined that.

Yes, this is true.
And you're charged by penis size.

[Alexix]

I heard of one sauna in Edinburgh where not only are the punters all naked in the lounge but they have to stand in a line and see who has the biggest knob ....or I might just have imagined that.

Yes, this is true.
And you're charged by penis size.

Come on guys!!! Be serious!
The thread is totally useless with posts like those above.   

I am asking you in which sauna you stay naked in the lounge and how it works, if you are alone with the girls or there are other peoples, etc.

I have never been in such situation so I want to get more info.  I have been just at the Dundas St. and I stayed in the lounge fully dressed, that's why  staying naked in the lounge is something which sounds unusual to me.

[JazzMan]

Come on guys!!! Be serious!
The thread is totally useless with posts like those above.   

I am asking you in which sauna you stay naked in the lounge and how it works, if you are alone with the girls or there are other peoples, etc.

I have never been in such situation so I want to get more info.  I have been just at the Dundas St. and I stayed in the lounge fully dressed, that's why  staying naked in the lounge is something which sounds unusual to me.

You have a shower and put a towel around your waist and sit in the lounge with the available girls and the other guys.
The other guys are also naked with towels around their waists.
On some occasions some of the other guys are fully dressed and have a shower in the room. (Not very often though)

[Alexix]

You have a shower and put a towel around your waist and sit in the lounge with the available girls and the other guys.
The other guys are also naked with towels around their waists.
On some occasions some of the other guys are fully dressed and have a shower in the room. (Not very often though)

Thank you JazzMan 

[pilgrim]

At LSS they give you a key attached to a vinyl pencil case type pouch, big enough to get a wallet/smart phone inside.  You then have to carry that around.  Dont take it inside the actual sauna.

Some punters come into the place and pick whoever is available from the lounge or they have booked a lass in advance and go straight to the room and get showered there.

If you are in early, the sauna might not be switched on or have warmed up.  Some folk use it before and after.  At LSS there doesnt seem to be a great rush to get rid of you. Last time I was there, there was 5 punters in there and were discussed who does what and who was worth choosing.

Getting shown around is your one and only chance to discuss directly with the lass what services she offers, if you like the look of her and want to go ahead with choosing her.

Ive quoted my own post as I cant edit it.

At LSS there are clean towels and robes/fluffy dressing gowns within the changing area and you get dressed in a towel/robe or both and then sit in the lounge.  There may be punters fully dressed either having a post punt refreshment or waiting for a girl.

If you want to discuss something with lass that takes your fancy you can try to discuss it discretely in the lounge or every so often all the girls get tasked to leave the lounge and fold up the towels that have been brought from the dryer. Walk past them and give your chosen one the nod and have a chat in the changing room.

[bunny84]

Been to loads of places called a sauna . Some have a small sauna in a room somewhere but it's never offered

The only place I have got a locker key and a towel is a swingers club or fkk club in Germany

You walk in they girls are either hanging about and you go and chose one or they are called out and stand in a line

You chose your girl and agree how long

Go to room hand over cash , ask if they do extras ha

They leave you alone and you strip off and make sure u have a nice big surprise waiting for them

They come back suck your dick amd you shag them .

If your in amsterdam ,prague or anywhere out your own city always tell you you are staying longer than you are if they ask . I had an amazing girl in Hamburg I seen a few times turn and ask me for another 50 euro after she knew she would not be seeing me again