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Offline west8

Horny Slutty Girl
https://www.adultwork.com/2456812

Services: OWO, CIM, DATY, FK, DFK, DT, Gagging, Cowgirl, Doggie, Face Fucking, Dirty Talk, Fingering, HJ, etc!
Price paid: £240 / 2 hrs

Kasia/Kate is already extremely well reviewed on this site and with good reason: she is Polish, blonde, curvy, beautiful, voluptuous and a truly outstanding service provider.

But she is a lot more than simply her physical attributes and extraordinary attention to detail.

She is – and I do not say this lightly – the Polish Adele.

For those that care, Kasia is a dress size 12 and has a natural 36D-24-36 figure. She is 5’6” and has a single, very discrete tattoo. She has the body and shape of woman and she looks absolutely fantastic.



The Good:

Comms were excellent and comprehensive and it was a rare pleasure indeed to visit a location – a swanky apartment in an enormous, well-known building in Pimlico, SW1V – to which I had never been before. Kasia’s apartment is arguably the most ‘fit for purpose’ of any I have ever visited. It is spacious, comfortable, welcoming and totally, utterly silent. Once you enter her front door, you immediately forget about anything and everything. Kasia is that captivating.

Paperwork out of the way at my initiation in the first 30 seconds and then it began: a 7-hour journey of stimulation, both sexual and intellectual. The tone which would define the evening was set from the off: nothing is too much trouble. I was at ease before I even realised it. A chilled bottle of champagne on arrival whilst enjoying a brief conversation in a language that is non-native to us both was a splendid ice-breaker and gave me a few precious minutes before the inevitable happened: my cock vanished down Kasia’s willing, voracious throat as she crouched before me, willing and ready.

She had seductively and cunningly unbuttoned my shirt whilst we were fondling one another and by the time I was balls deep, I was still almost fully clothed: T-shirt, boxer shorts, trousers around my ankles, socks, shoes all still firmly in place. Talk about wasting no time! It was quite the welcome to see myself impaled in her striking face whilst she maintained direct contact with her ‘knowing’, piercing eyes. This girl is about as far from shy or hesitant and as close to perfect filth as Frankie Boyle.


My comparison with Adele stems from two key similarities: mind-boggling attention to detail and total dedication to providing the very best ‘service’ that paid for sex can ever realistically be. Kasia and Adele also revel, even thrive in their attempts to deploy amateur psychology, sexual stimulation and intellectual seduction in pursuit of the one thing they jointly crave: fresh, sticky, salty, semen.

But Kasia has another weapon in her armoury of interpersonal sexual persuasion: a phenomenal intellect. This girl is no-one’s fool. She is an avid follower of feedback and seeks to maintain her sterling and justifiable reputation by ensuring that you, the ‘paying customer’ are never made to feel like a client. Instead, Kasia’s modus operandi is somewhat akin to that of Classy Chloe: you are at her place of work for one reason only: because she is desperate for your cock, for your mouth, for your hands – and for you to fuck the living daylights out of her as best you are able.

Like those other two Polish fuck bunnies, Porsha and Lexi, Kasia can’t wait to get down to the business of full-on, filthy, expletive-laden sexual intercourse. Seeing her pulling ‘fuck me’ faces in the mirror next to her ample bed whilst in doggie was fantastic, as was her unparalleled ability to smoke my meat pole. As mentioned before, I usually try to ‘last’ at least 30-45 minutes of a first hour, but I really struggled to retain my load whilst Kasia worked her oral magic. When I finally relented, she accepted a splendid CIM with direct eye contact and not a hint of gagging.

Although I’m never the kind of guy that actually expects or even requires a ‘second round’, it came much later (my choice) and only after Kasia put in what can only be described as an athletic oral session of teasing, spitting, sucking, wanking, dirty talk and glorious, expletive-laden filth. I kid you not, she performed the oral equivalent of a triathlon and was insistent that she would be rewarded with an even bigger, warmer and mind-numbingly intense, Mach 5 velocity CIM.

So intense that I almost passed out.



The Bad: N/A




The Ugly: N/A



Final words

I booked and paid for two hours, but Kasia doesn’t own a clock. Nor did she appear to give a flying fuck about time. It was only when my phone started ringing and beeping that we actually realised just how late it was: just shy of 4am. Not for a moment of the seven hours in her company did I feel disinterested, ambivalent or anything less than thoroughly entertained by her delightful manner, fierce intellect and extraordinary business acumen. Kasia is the antidote to the typical manner in which WGs are portrayed by the mainstream media. She knows who she is, what she wants and precisely how she is going to achieve it.

The fact that Kasia loves sex and adores male company is merely an added bonus for her. She is a sexual superstar, a skilled seductress and a sublime companion. There is truly no premeditation nor compromise here gentleman: this girl is the real deal.

PS: ‘Mustafa’ says thanks a fucking lot for forcing him to sleep in the car.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)

P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

BlondiesXxX – You decide.
Sexy Candy Nicole & Kinky Natalie – You decide.
_SweetMONIQUE_ - 10/9/10/9/10  - 48
_Busty Lexi_ - 10/10/10/9/9  - 48
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Horny Slutty Girl - 10/10/9/10/9  - 48
Kinky Natalie1 - 10/10/10/8/10  - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Anna-Marie - 9/9/9/9/10  - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)
Alicia345 (Sent to Rampton)



All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42


42 review(s) found for horny slutty girl linked to in above post (40 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline CatBBW

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How the hell do you get so many prostitutes to give you so many extra free hours?

Offline ram2184

you must be very handsome and rich westie!

free 5 hours super awesome!
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Just to verify: you left the venue and returned home at 4am?

Offline marty_mcfly

How the hell do you get so many prostitutes to give you so many extra free hours?

Because....

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Offline iPad3

How the hell do you get so many prostitutes to give you so many extra free

I can't prove its bollucks but I'd say a few other seasoned members would agree with me when I say I think it is, when you consider some very well reveiwed girls won't even see westie I find it hard to believe others are giving away free hours.

Shame I was thinking about booking her but will now have to move her to the "been with a bare backer list"


Offline marty_mcfly

I don't think there are any ladies that do not want to see this guy. He is loaded and has money to burn. Isn't this what most girls are after?

In any case, he is probably going to end up seeing most of the nicer escorts here, so are you saying that we should not see those escorts?
« Last Edit: March 09, 2015, 08:12:20 AM by marty_mcfly »
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Offline mrhappypants

Hey Westie, 

just so I am sure I have got this right (I forget details of your rating scale) are you saying that you rate kate as more physically and facially attractive than dee, stunning Julie and Emily creme brûlée?

Dave

Offline ram2184

no way she is more beautiful then all those you mentioned myhappypants

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Just to verify: you left the venue and returned home at 4am?

What's wrong with that? His wife is always ok with his late night shopping.  :lol:

Ah by the way - any news about Porsha?

Offline akauya

Thanks for that review west8, another girl off my hotlist for doing barebackers.

I used to complain to myself about my hotlist getting bigger and bigger but the way things are going it's becoming manageable now :D


Thanks for that review west8, another girl off my hotlist for doing barebackers.

I used to complain to myself about my hotlist getting bigger and bigger but the way things are going it's becoming manageable now :D

The problem is he is a good source of inspiration for many here. People have very short memory in these days - but I still remember what happened to Porsha.  :hi:

How the hell do you get so many prostitutes to give you so many extra free hours?

Probably told the pro$$ie to give him free time or he'd trash her reputation on UKP with tales of stalking, death threats, drugs and bareback in the jacuzzi. 

Not even westorian believes what he writes.

As with others on here.... that's another one off the hotlist, as I don't see pro$$ies who do barebackers.  :vomit: :vomit:
« Last Edit: March 09, 2015, 01:18:26 PM by Bangers and Gash »

Offline west8

I say I think it is, when you consider some very well reveiwed girls won't even see westie I find it hard to believe others are giving away free hours.

Enjoy believing that. Some of you really have no idea of the market dynamic at play in this industry.



just so I am sure I have got this right (I forget details of your rating scale) are you saying that you rate kate as more physically and facially attractive than dee, stunning Julie and Emily creme brûlée?

HSG was a given a '9' for looks, as were Julie and ECB. The only girls I have rated higher facially are Monique, Lexi, Natalie, Anna-Marie, Nicole and Khloe.



Thanks for that review west8, another girl off my hotlist for doing barebackers.

I used to complain to myself about my hotlist getting bigger and bigger but the way things are going it's becoming manageable now :D

You are very welcome. I have written before that I think you are generally one of the more pragmatic and thoughtful posters on here. It's a shame that occasionally you descend into the sort of bollocks posted above, but that is of course your prerogative. As if any WG actually gives a fuck dude. Come on, you know full well that they don't.

That said I do wonder how many of you are tested every week. Actually, I don't. I know how many of you are tested every week. None of you. But enjoy believing I am some sort of risk.

As per each and every week, my bloods and STI were clear on Friday. As they are on every Friday. But feel free to not see any girls you wish. More availability for me!



Point of clarification, so I can ignore messages:

Predictably enough, it seems that there are a few simpletons who failed to read the review and have foolishly made the assumption that £240 will equate to 7 hours for 'all comers'.

It won't.

I think it was simply a matter of good chemistry and the fact that Kasia is leaving imminently to return to Poland and celebrate her birthday. Guess she chose me as her going away present to herself! Should I decide to see her again, I expect to pay the rate as stated on AW. She is always welcome to refund me though! :)
« Last Edit: March 09, 2015, 01:34:42 PM by west8 »


Offline west8

Off the hotlist   :thumbsdown:


Here is something that might explain your logic, S_holmes:

Quote
Natural selection is Darwin’s most famous theory; it states that evolutionary change comes through the production of variation in each generation and differential survival of individuals with different combinations of these variable characters. Individuals with characteristics which increase their probability of survival will have more opportunities to reproduce and their offspring will also benefit from the heritable, advantageous character. So over time these variants will spread through the population.

Make of it what you will, but it seems clear to me that Darwin had far greater foresight that most gave him credit for. :hi:

Offline CatBBW

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Predictably enough, it seems that there are a few simpletons who failed to read the review and have foolishly made the assumption that £240 will equate to 7 hours for 'all comers'.

It won't.

Nobody has said that on this thread, so unless you're getting PMs about it, I'd say that most people are as *in wonder* as me as to how 2 hours turned into 7 without any extra charge.

I think it was simply a matter of good chemistry and the fact that Kasia is leaving imminently to return to Poland and celebrate her birthday. Guess she chose me as her going away present to herself! Should I decide to see her again, I expect to pay the rate as stated on AW. She is always welcome to refund me though! :)

There's "having good chemistry" when a lady might allow an extra small chunk of time to enjoy your company longer, but you seem to have some je ne sais quoi that sees you having regular extra time for free with lots of different ladies (just going by the reviews/posts of yours that I've read). Are you telling them you can make them famous or that you are a billionnaire Saudi Prince or well-known sportsman, or something?

I did laugh at the "late night shopping" comment - it does baffle me that your wife appears to accept you spending the family fortune and staying out all night/all day with ‘Mustafa’, but hey, praps you come from a culture that doesn't allow women a voice, or that she is shagging the gardener, chef and chaffeur while you're out gallavanting, who knows :unknown:

Offline west8

Nobody has said that on this thread, so unless you're getting PMs about it, I'd say that most people are as *in wonder* as me as to how 2 hours turned into 7 without any extra charge.

There's "having good chemistry" when a lady might allow an extra small chunk of time to enjoy your company longer, but you seem to have some je ne sais quoi that sees you having regular extra time for free with lots of different ladies (just going by the reviews/posts of yours that I've read). Are you telling them you can make them famous or that you are a billionnaire Saudi Prince or well-known sportsman, or something?

5 extra hours is nowhere near the longest. Couple of overnights as well. ;)

I tell them nothing. I promise nothing. I offer nothing. But perhaps they do falsely assume I am a white-skinned, fair-haired Saudi Prince! ;)


I did laugh at the "late night shopping" comment - it does baffle me that your wife appears to accept you spending the family fortune and staying out all night/all day with ‘Mustafa’, but hey, praps you come from a culture that doesn't allow women a voice, or that she is shagging the gardener, chef and chaffeur while you're out gallavanting, who knows :unknown:

Yes, a culture know as English. I need not elaborate, but when the wife isn't travelling, we both give the other complete freedom and have adopted an 'ask no questions' policy for many years now.

For all I know, perhaps she fucked some guy whilst she was in Japan during half term. No idea - and nor would I ever ask. It's not because I don't care - I do. It's because she never asks either. ;)

Offline PumpAction

Jeez. I can understand losing track of time but 5 hours? Are you kidding me?

Who was trying to ring you at 4am west8? Maybe your wife wondering where you'd vanished to.

Offline CatBBW

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5 extra hours is nowhere near the longest. Couple of overnights as well. ;)

I tell them nothing. I promise nothing. I offer nothing. But perhaps they do falsely assume I am a white-skinned, fair-haired Saudi Prince! ;)


Yes, a culture know as English. I need not elaborate, but when the wife isn't travelling, we both give the other complete freedom and have adopted an 'ask no questions' policy for many years now.

For all I know, perhaps she fucked some guy whilst she was in Japan during half term. No idea - and nor would I ever ask. It's not because I don't care - I do. It's because she never asks either. ;)

Fair enough. You must see each other for about an hour a week, sounds like a perfect marriage in that respect  :D

Offline west8

Jeez. I can understand losing track of time but 5 hours? Are you kidding me?

Who was trying to ring you at 4am west8? Maybe your wife wondering where you'd vanished to.

Nah, she would never call me at that time unless it was a genuine emergency.

I told Kasia she was a very naughty girl for spoiling my dinner plans. Still, at least I got to 'eat in'. ;)

Jeez. I can understand losing track of time but 5 hours? Are you kidding me?

Who was trying to ring you at 4am west8?

It was probably his mummy.... ''you do know you've got school in the morning!!''

Offline west8

It was probably his mummy.... ''you do know you've got school in the morning!!''

Yes, you're correct. It was my final day at Charm School. ;)

http://www.succeedatdating.com/seduction-school-for-men.html

Enjoy B&G!  :drinks:

Offline marty_mcfly

Ah by the way - any news about Porsha?

Her profile is gone. Is she still working?
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