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64 review(s) for Lindsey_xxx (64 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


password02

You all need to calm down guys  :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

At the end of the day she is just your normal AW WG who is fresh, beautiful, agreeable, great attitude, young and an excellent young lady to fck

So you all need to go and book someone else  :rose:

Offline Quesadilla

Yes but: she will have taken - fair exchange, some might say - your soul. I wish you well in your quest, Frodo.
She may indeed drink deep of my soul - my ar-soul! But she will have a Sore'un after.

We may have about plumbed the depths of this Lord Of The Rings / toilet humour. We really shouldn't make a Hobbit of it.

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Quesadilla

You all need to calm down guys  :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

At the end of the day she is just your normal AW WG who is fresh, beautiful, agreeable, great attitude, young and an excellent young lady to fck

So you all need to go and book someone else  :rose:

What was I thinking?  You're absolutely right PW maybe I should cancel...but I would hate to do that to Lindsey and leave her high and dry. If only there were someone free tomorrow night to take my spot....no takers huh?  Oh well...
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

password02

What was I thinking?  You're absolutely right PW maybe I should cancel...but I would hate to do that to Lindsey and leave her high and dry. If only there were someone free tomorrow night to take my spot....no takers huh?  Oh well...

I have already called her 2 mins ago and cancelled your booking - In happens I am in your area tomorrow and have taken over your booking - Lindsey said she will send you the bill and you can pay by Paypal. Hope that is OK?

Offline Quesadilla

I have already called her 2 mins ago and cancelled your booking - In happens I am in your area tomorrow and have taken over your booking - Lindsey said she will send you the bill and you can pay by Paypal. Hope that is OK?

For sure. The booking is at my place,  in my private dungeon...let yourself in and the gimp will be along shortly to warm you up for Lindsey.  :lol:

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

password02

For sure. The booking is at my place,  in my private dungeon...let yourself in and the gimp will be along shortly to warm you up for Lindsey.  :lol:

 :D :D - But Seriously you have a dungeon in your basement?

Offline Quesadilla

:D :D - But Seriously you have a dungeon in your basement?

Doesn't everybody..?

 :P
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline steve_o

Well I guess one thing I've gained from this forum in the last few days is that I need to see Lindsey :D

password02

Well I guess one thing I've gained from this forum in the last few days is that I need to see Lindsey :D

Errr join the other +500 waiting in the queue!!!  :scare:

Offline NightKid

Fuck me, this thread got ridiculously disgusting quick.  :vomit:

Get a fucking room, all of you.  :dash:

password02

Fuck me, this thread got ridiculously disgusting quick.  :vomit:

Get a fucking room, all of you.  :dash:

Just a little light humorous late night banter -  :sarcastic:

Offline UberX

Fuck me, this thread got ridiculously disgusting quick.  :vomit:

Get a fucking room, all of you.  :dash:

Actually a great place for all fluffy community.  :P :D
Banning reason: Posting fake reviews. Do not trust any post by this member

Offline NightKid

Just a little light humorous late night banter -  :sarcastic:

Like I said, get a bloody room and have all the nauseating "banter" you want.  :rolleyes:

Actually a great place for all fluffy community.  :P :D

Edit: I know, right? 4 fully grown men and it's like they're about to lose their virginity ... and one even had the galls to say earlier that he "was never fluffy".  :sarcastic:

:thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: March 11, 2015, 01:37:57 AM by NightKid »

Offline UberX

Like I said, get a bloody room and have all the nauseating "banter" you want.  :rolleyes:

Edit: I know, right? 4 fully grown men and it's like they're about to lose their virginity ... and one even had the galls to say earlier that he "was never fluffy".  :sarcastic:

:thumbsdown:

yes exactly they have just turned to 18 and now in competition who will lose virginity at first. :D
Banning reason: Posting fake reviews. Do not trust any post by this member

password02

At the end of the day No One is forceing you to read any posts? You have a mind and you can pick and choose which posts to read and which you do not.

Its just a bit of fun. Grown men? I am 22 and HP is 23 - we are still teenagers -

Offline NightKid

At the end of the day No One is forceing you to read any posts? You have a mind and you can pick and choose which posts to read and which you do not.

No, but I ended up having to anyway ... so after walking into what I can only describe as a thousand exploding pillows taking the piss, I decided to join the pillow talk.

Am I not welcome?  :sarcastic:

Offline Quesadilla

Like I said, get a bloody room and have all the nauseating "banter" you want.  :rolleyes:

Edit: I know, right? 4 fully grown men and it's like they're about to lose their virginity ... and one even had the galls to say earlier that he "was never fluffy".  :sarcastic:

:thumbsdown:
In fairness I did make a point of trying to define what constitutes "fluffy"...something about touting/cheerleading which I can't really be accused of til I've at least seen the girl can I?  ;)

There's probably another word for getting all excited about a girl before even meeting her...I'm with password on this one - possibly it's "juvenile"!

As the saying goes you're not as young as you feel - just as young as the woman you feel - which means I'm regressing to around 22 today.  :P
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

At the end of the day No One is forceing you to read any posts? You have a mind and you can pick and choose which posts to read and which you do not.

Its just a bit of fun. Grown men? I am 22 and HP is 23 - we are still teenagers -

Hi PW

I bet HP (Horizontal Pleasures) dreams of being 23 again  :D

I'm HD (Hornydevil) and I'm 21  :D

HD


Offline 306

as said if you dont like reading this shit (i do )

FUCK OFF
Banning reason: Constantly making nonsensical useless posts + Constantly ignoring admin requests

Offline NightKid

Grown men? I am 22 and HP is 23 - we are still teenagers -

I bet HP (Horizontal Pleasures) dreams of being 23 again  :D

I'm HD (Hornydevil) and I'm 21  :D

Oh, I'd pay good money to see y'all going through puberty with HP ... if only.  :(

as said if you dont like reading this shit (i do )

FUCK OFF

As also said by the UKP seniors, if you don't like fluffies being called out (here)

FUCK RIGHT BACK OFF TO PROSSIENET

 :rolleyes:




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