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Author Topic: Had wank, saves £100..  (Read 4823 times)

...so its not just me thinking this then!

in Japanese there is a word that the English have no translation to and it denotes the clarity you get after you ejaculate



I love the fact the Japanese have a word for it.
We need one. ....

Doesn't make a difference if you book a week early. Was all set for tomorrow for an out call. Then just got a message that she has to cancel or could do later at her place. Dispite emailing her earlier and everything was fine.
Bit late now to find someone for a birthday shag.  :dash:

Offline west8

I'll sleep on it. :unknown:

If you're overweight (like the 36-stone ramm2184!), I'd advise against it.

Be a fucking nightmare to wake up one morning to a paper-thin cock.

This week i tried contacting 6 wgs all busy or no response. I tried 1 agency which i never do and they were all booked up for another 4 hours.
I was wondering the city centre for another hour with brain on shutdown and my dick ready for action thinking:
I'm wasting my fucking time here. Just go home have a wank and get on with the rest of the day...
As i'm about cross the line of no return txt msg arrives. Reply saying she's ready. Turned around on my heel and had a fantastic shag.
Saw her before and wrote a review(cute jenny) but this time she was so good she became my no 1 fav now. It was a fantastic experience.
She rode me and kissed me like i was made out of gold. Fantastic experience...
If i had a wank instead i would miss out...

Masturbation can bring some clarity of thought but it's not a substitute for a good punt more like supplement :)

Offline Siadwel

What about those few minutes after you've just had outrageously dirty sex with a willing, enthusiastic, tight-bodied wannabee porn-star half your age (and less) and done it all over her face then both collapsed in giggles and laughter?

Japanese got a word for that, have they?

Offline PaintBrush

Always have a wank before a vist - gets you in the mood

Knock a couple off with the girl, one in the mouth and one in the bag

Back home have another one to relive the experience

Then give the Mrs one so she won't suspect

Standard day?

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This week i tried contacting 6 wgs all busy or no response. I tried 1 agency which i never do and they were all booked up for another 4 hours.
I was wondering the city centre for another hour with brain on shutdown and my dick ready for action thinking:
I'm wasting my fucking time here. Just go home have a wank and get on with the rest of the day...
As i'm about cross the line of no return txt msg arrives. Reply saying she's ready. Turned around on my heel and had a fantastic shag.
Saw her before and wrote a review(cute jenny) but this time she was so good she became my no 1 fav now. It was a fantastic experience.
She rode me and kissed me like i was made out of gold. Fantastic experience...
If i had a wank instead i would miss out...

Masturbation can bring some clarity of thought but it's not a substitute for a good punt more like supplement :)

I agree. Whenever I need to make important decisions in the boardroom I lob my cock out (okay, prise it out), and start pumping the pink one-eyed trouser mouse. It works every time - and business is blooming.

Interesting thread and the scenario the op lays out is a familiar one for a lot of us I am sure. It makes me wonder if, most of the time, (particularly when we decide at short notice that we will see if we can arrange a punt) it's the fact we just need to relieve the sexual tension and simply cum rather than go through with a punt. I know I have done exactly the same as the op and immediately felt relief from the orgasm and satisfaction at saving the money.

+ 1

Same thing I experienced this evening, when after calling 8 girls from my H.L only to find none picked up and answered the phone.
With my one eyed snake dying to get aroused to empty the bucket saved from early this week, I too almost decided to play one hand stud safe in the knowledge my money will stay safely in my wallet.
Within seconds, a call comes back and all logic and sane thinking until now was thrown in the bin. Little snake was calling the shots and our man brain goes in lala mode.
Girls was very local and was worth the trouble and tension released after a hard week at work.
Simply cannot beat the real thing. Like Coke v Pepsi ?.

Offline sam55

Pre wank thoughts;
go fuck her, go fuck her now, shes so hot, call her, get ready to leave and fuck her,

Post wank thoughts;
What on earth was i thinking? I was really going to drive all that way just to fuck her? Thank god I wanked

Totally agree and the strange thing is that most WG's don't seem to get this.
Not many start early, most 11 or 12 ish round here.

If I text 4 birds in the morning asking if they're free, 2 won't answer and the other 2 will probably text back 3 hours later "what time u looking 4 hun"  Strike while the iron's hot I say. If I've got a lot to do in a day, I don't want to be thinking about fucking all the time, so it's quick shag or wank, then get on with the day. I bet I've saved getting on for £500 this year in non existent punts. By the way, I'm in a bit of a punting desert, it's a lot different I'm sure in a city where there's always a plan B, C, D etc.

Offline The Beano

Come on guys it's supposed to be uk punting where we discuss spending our hard earned on hot girls and experiences we can only dream of in real life. It's not uk chuffing wanking! What are you going to spend your £100 on, some boring night out with the Mrs talking about the gas bill (if you can get a conversation going anyway). Think about that walking on air feeling when you've just had a quality punt, when have you felt so alive? Certainly not sat in front of a screen jerking off to some porn.
TB

Offline NIK

Come on guys it's supposed to be uk punting where we discuss spending our hard earned on hot girls and experiences we can only dream of in real life. It's not uk chuffing wanking! What are you going to spend your £100 on, some boring night out with the Mrs talking about the gas bill (if you can get a conversation going anyway). Think about that walking on air feeling when you've just had a quality punt, when have you felt so alive? Certainly not sat in front of a screen jerking off to some porn.
TB

I think the op is suggesting that apart from being cheaper it's less complicated. Punting is supposed to be less complex than relationships, but organising a punt can be frustrating, and then of course it can be crap.
Whatever I can totally relate to the op.

Offline cueball

For me I'm not really with the op, when I want to fuck I really want to fuck, I had a punt go tits up earlier this week. I thought "right, I'll have a wank" got some porn on, undies round ankles and here we go, shite, my head was just thinking "you've got a good plan b in your phone, brass in your pocket, and my cock and balls were sparkling clean"

The wanking got abandoned, the phone got switched on and half an hour later I were balls deep in a fit mid thirties blonde, so, on the day I'm punting wanking won't do.

Come on guys it's supposed to be uk punting where we discuss spending our hard earned on hot girls and experiences we can only dream of in real life. It's not uk chuffing wanking! What are you going to spend your £100 on, some boring night out with the Mrs talking about the gas bill (if you can get a conversation going anyway). Think about that walking on air feeling when you've just had a quality punt, when have you felt so alive? Certainly not sat in front of a screen jerking off to some porn.
TB

+1

Money can be lost in other ways and can be earned again...time in your life, opportunities and ability to get a hard on might pass and never come back. PUNTING FTW :)

I agree with the OPs sentiments. I have not parted with cash for a hooker for several years now and i dont really miss it. Sure i read and post here and i read AW but there is nothing there for me to make me have a hollow meeting with some unknown girl and pay her £100/£150/£200 or whatever ridiculous sum she thinks she is worth.

Apart from that,when you have shagged one, you have shagged them all..put on the wankware and satisfy yourself for free. IMHO they have mostly priced themselves out of the market anyway. Many are in cloud cuckoo land.

Offline The Beano

I think the op is suggesting that apart from being cheaper it's less complicated. Punting is supposed to be less complex than relationships, but organising a punt can be frustrating, and then of course it can be crap.
Whatever I can totally relate to the op.

I can understand the frustrations, but some people don't help themselves. If you're not organised and leave it to the day all the good ones are going to be booked and you're left with the dross and a high risk of disappointment. I know some people like to be spontaneous but that carries with it risk. Add to that the reviews on here and aw and you should be able to avoid the worst of the time wasting scammers that unquestionably exist.
TB

Offline cueball

I can understand the frustrations, but some people don't help themselves. If you're not organised and leave it to the day all the good ones are going to be booked and you're left with the dross and a high risk of disappointment. I know some people like to be spontaneous but that carries with it risk. Add to that the reviews on here and aw and you should be able to avoid the worst of the time wasting scammers that unquestionably exist.
TB

You're right beano.

6P's

Planning n Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Offline fabbian von minky

Starting to agree with OP. as I get older my libido gets less and my appreciation of money and value for money increases. Face it most WGs are living in cuckoo land don't even pay tax . and are taken over by well Pure Greed. Would also say some of the members on here who waffle on about how much they have done on hookers in a month thousands.. and will only do min 3 hr bookings are starting to also live in cuckoo land. punting serves a purpose it enables you to release human feelings and motions.. wanking can have some of the same actions feelings and motions. And is alot safer never heard of anyone's parter leaving them if they got caught wanking.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sparquin

I understand the OP sentiments. On those days I have felt desperate for sex; failed to find a WG; wanked instead, I breathed a sigh of relief at having done so. I like my punts to be arranged in advance and create the sense of anticipation and suspense (with suspenders) rather be simply a means of sublimating a sexual urge. That way I feel I get vfm, or something like it.

Offline Andre 3000

Think this is going to be me today. I loathe fucking just to fuck especially when I'll be paying for it. I was looking to meet someone today but none of the WG's available are tickling my fancy. Think I'll throw in the towel until next week and have some edging fun later instead.  :drinks:

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After visiting Thailand I really realise how much we over-pay for sex. I haven't seen a WG here since I've been back. It's just not worth the money :thumbsdown:
Do we overpay? Surely it's a supply and demand market?
However on the other hand...
Funny that oriental stuff is made over there so cheaply - and we all know why -
yet when it gets imported here it always seems to cost £150 an hour  :lol:

Apparently in Bangladesh the going rate to have a hotel concierge organise a decent girl to be washed and brought to your room is 250 Takka i.e about 3 quid.

Offline PaintBrush

Enough Said.
We're Just A Bunch Of  Wankers!

Offline Andre 3000

Has anyone actually punted today?  :D Or have we all been in here talking about wanking.

Despite my plans earlier, someone I was chatting to this morning on Craigslist, messaged me about 30 mins ago and said she could meet but she ruined it by refusing to send a face pic. I don't trust anyones word when they say they're attractive. I have to see for myself.

Shame as she sounded like she really needed the money. Oh well.


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