Let's be fair now guys, if you're after a professional massage you'll (or I would) go to a proper masseuse who is well trained. If you're after a massage off a naked lass and then your old boy tugged you'll look on AW, FBSM, here or gumtree.
If I'm after a HR massage, I'm not too bothered if the lass is well trained or a complete stunner. Also, I'd rather visit one who doesn't work in a shop that might get raided at anytime.
But that's just my opinion.