OK, Cologne (or Koln).
First off my weekend was somewhat spoiled by my being a bit unwell while I was there and there were times when I had to force myself to go for a punt when I really would have been happier staying in bed.
I stayed in an area called Kippes, just North of the city centre and found that Pascha was about a fifteen minute walk from my hotel. So after arriving on Saturday afternoon, a quick shower, then found my way to Pascha. It's 5 euro entry and then you're free to wander over the 7 floors. Saturday afternoon there was probably less than 25 to 30 girls available. One tip is that it's kept very dark inside so allow a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. The other thing is that almost without exception all of the girls smoke so there's a bit of a fug about the place. Floor 2 and I think 5 has a little bar where you can get free soft drinks or pay for a beer. Floor 7 is transsexuals so I only visited that floor briefly out of curiosity. Anyway, found a nice busty (German) girl to fuck, handed over 50e and had OW and a few positions before popping. That did me in and I sloped off back to the hotel as I felt like shit by then.
Sunday afternoon back to Pascha where there was once again no more than 25 girls on offer. Girl I went with (50e again) was very nice and chatty outside the room. Once inside following a brief OW BJ we get down to cowgirl and she's immediately checking her phone while she's on top. I turn her over for doggy and she just continues playing with her phone as if I wasn't there. There was no way I was going to pop as I was getting a bit pissed off with her. She even had the cheek to ask if I was "stressed". On the way out I asked her where's she's from. When she said Romania I just replied "figures".
Sunday night I made my way across town on the U-Bahn to Michaelshoven and then found my way to Samya. Quite easy to find, take the right hand exit from the platform and head towards the industrial estate opposite where there's a huge brewery complex. You walk past the brewery and there's a road on your right leading to Samya. It's 50e entry, they give you a towel, a bathrobe, a pair of sandles and a locker key. Once changed and everything locked away you head into the main room where there was about 30 girls and probably a similar number of punters. Once again, most of the girls smoked it seemed.
There's a raised dance floor in the middle and a bar at one end where you can get free beer or soft drinks. I immediately felt very relaxed in there; the blokes in there were all shapes, sizes and ages and all very much relaxed and having a good time. There's another room to the side where there's a free buffet so feeling a bit better by then I went for some pizza and salad stuff. I'd been there about an hour by then so I found a girl that I liked the look of and 5 minutes later we were upstairs and I was getting 50e worth of OWO followed by sex in various positions. A Romanian again but this time with a proper work ethic. Back down for a bit more grub followed by finding another girl, this time she said she was Russian. Same again, 50e for OWO and sex and she finished me off by hand while sucking on my balls. It was after 1.00am by then and there was still the same number of girls/punters but I'd had enough so got changed and left. Staff on the door were very helpful and ordered me a taxi which cost with tip 30e. So for 180e I'd been fucked twice in one night but I'd also had a great time with free food and drink thrown in.
Monday back to feeling crap again so left it until the evening when I returned to Pascha. There's also another brothel opposite called Das Bordelle which is free to get in but is smaller than Pascha. None of the girls (about 15 in number) took my interest so I left after window shopping and paid the 5e to get into Pascha. Pretty much the same as the previous visits and out of which were mostly the same girls I found one that I liked, did the business, and then watched the second half of the ManU/Arsenal game in the drinks room before calling it a night.
As for Cologne I really enjoyed the actual city. People very friendly, most spoke decent enough English (as did all of the prossies), getting around by U-Bahn or S-Bahn very easy and cheap. On the Sunday morning I'd taken the U-Bahn to see the Dom (cathedral) which is right by the main train station. Just as I arrived so did hundreds of Frankfurt fans as FC Koln was at home to Frankfurt so there was a bit of a football atmosphere about the place. Nothing nasty, just groups of fans singing and having a good time.
All in all a good time just spoilt by me not being 100%. Pascha could have been better if there was more girls on offer, but perhaps I was just too early each visit, and Samya was everything I hoped it would be.
