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Offline here4fun

Gents

A couple of weeks ago I was having a most enjoyable session with one of my semi-regulars.  Whilst doing her doggy, I looked down to admire my svelte physique (??!!) and there, looking me square in the face, was a pretty good example of an external haemorrhoid attached to her bum!!

This has "got inside my head" a bit, and I'm, reluctant to book another session with the same WG - just doesn't feel right, somehow. 

Has anyone else had similar - not necessarily related to piles??

H4F

PS - don't look up the Google images page for haemorrhoids, unless you've got a particularly strong constitution.......


Does she charge extra to suck it?

Man that would definitely have killed the moment for me too!

Offline NIK

Thinking about a punt again at long last.
You've put me off now!  :scare:

Offline smiths

Gents

A couple of weeks ago I was having a most enjoyable session with one of my semi-regulars.  Whilst doing her doggy, I looked down to admire my svelte physique (??!!) and there, looking me square in the face, was a pretty good example of an external haemorrhoid attached to her bum!!

This has "got inside my head" a bit, and I'm, reluctant to book another session with the same WG - just doesn't feel right, somehow. 

Has anyone else had similar - not necessarily related to piles??

H4F

PS - don't look up the Google images page for haemorrhoids, unless you've got a particularly strong constitution.......

The worst I have had is when I have seen myself shagging in a mirror, its an horrific sight, nowadays I ensure I cant be seen in them. :scare:

I had the same experience yesterday, went to out local oriental brothel on Lincoln Road in Peterborough and get introduced to the girl. Very attractive, great OWO lots of spitting and dt and onto the fucking.

She rode me well and then asked if I would fuck her from behind and pull her hair. Of course I will and then I notice this bulge from her arsehole. Took a second look to make sure what I was seeing was correct so flipped her over and wanked off over her tits.

Couldn't stop thinking about it till I got some beer inside me.

Offline 306

could have been worse
 look at 1min 48seconds
http://xhamster.com/movies/3413465/fisting.html

hemorrhoid or wtf?
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Yeah that's worse, well played sir!


Does she charge extra to suck it?
+1
hahahahaha omg...good one

I had seen some pretty weird shit in my life(job related). I had a case of hemorrhoids which was cured with drinking more water and eating more fiber.
It wouldn't put me off but i would think about it, oh and don't do her in the ass in case it pops.

if you like fucking her book another meeting and check if she got rid of it...if sex with her is gr8 no point forfeiting it for such a little thing...man up

If she didn't got rid of it give her "more water and more veggies" advice if you won't see her again anyway.


Offline Dani

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If it is smallish she might not even be aware it is there.  She could have had it for years so assumes it is normal.  Not everyone checks themselves regularly for lumps and bumps.  It may have been internal (just inside) and popped out during sex and pop back in once finished.  rigorous sex does press against the anal canal so could easily have made it pop outside.
I would text or phone or email her and let her know that she has one and she should get it sorted and explain you are a little squeamish and it put you off your stroke and once it is gone you would love to see her again so could she please inform you once it has gone completely

That way you get to see someone you enjoy and she gets treatment for her problem.  I know if I had one and didn't realise I would want someone to let me know as they are normally easily treatable but are not nice for anyone to have to see

Offline SirFrank

There's an image of a really messy fanny trapped inside my head that I wish could be unseen following a punt in Bristol a few years back. It was like John Hurts stomach in Alien after the creature burst out
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The worst I have had is when I have seen myself shagging in a mirror, its an horrific sight, nowadays I ensure I cant be seen in them. :scare:

+1. Never really understood the mirrors thing. It's OK if I can see her but not me, but I really don't want to see myself at work. Even worse would be filming it to watch later :vomit:

tcm

Offline SirFrank

+1. Never really understood the mirrors thing. It's OK if I can see her but not me, but I really don't want to see myself at work. Even worse would be filming it to watch later :vomit:

tcm

+1. There's nowt uglier than a naked man. I caught sight of myself in the mirror at home this week and thought what a fucking mess
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mmmm...I love watching rectal prolapse porn, good wanking material!

Do any prossies do this? It's on my bucket list to munch on a woman's red rose.  :P

Offline smiths

+1. Never really understood the mirrors thing. It's OK if I can see her but not me, but I really don't want to see myself at work. Even worse would be filming it to watch later :vomit:

tcm

I did that as well with a girlfriend years ago, when i watched it back i felt sick and destroyed the tape, never again. :scare:


The worst I have had is when I have seen myself shagging in a mirror, its an horrific sight, nowadays I ensure I cant be seen in them. :scare:

that made me lol

could have been worse
 look at 1min 48seconds
http://xhamster.com/movies/3413465/fisting.html

hemorrhoid or w

you like making me sick you pal twice in two days with that damn link

still watched it all twice tho and as i said before them are some seriously stretched out holes an that is one big fucking dildo

Offline 306

i have never seen anything like it before
 just guessed you would like a look ??
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Offline The Beano

The worst I have had is when I have seen myself shagging in a mirror, its an horrific sight, nowadays I ensure I cant be seen in them. :scare:

Know what you mean, I was shagging a 19 year old in a parlour recently. The room had loads of mirrors. I caught sight of me giving it doggy style, looked so wrong. Enjoyed it though.

i have never seen anything like it before
 just guessed you would like a look ??

neither have i an i like seeing weird shit anyway lol good job


Offline rockstar

I once went to go down on a new GF and there were a couple of small white worms around her harris (the type you get when under cooked meat is eaten). That pretty much killed the moment !

Offline here4fun

Not a paid-for scenario, but ages ago I pulled a semi-attractive bird in the urban slum that is Doncaster.

Back to her pad, a drunken fumble and then much snoozing. 

Next morning, I roll out of bed with a creasing hangover, remember where I am and look round.

On the floor, "sunny side up", a pair of her pants with quite one of the most impressive skid-marks I've ever seen.  They looked like someone had smeared a melted Mars-Bar in the groin. 

That killed any thoughts of a "morning glory", let me tell you................

FFS rockstar and here4fun what kind of birds are you guys pulling...you guys are soldiers :)


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