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Offline MrMog

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Price: 1 Hour @ £100

Type: Incall

Location: Apartment block behind GMEX in Manchester City Centre.


Having had to cancel a meetup with Busty_Nadia earlier today due to an accident in the family (all fine and dandy now, just a teacher over reacting) I decided to give her a bell and ask if she could do a later a booking but sadly she could not and so it left me with some spare cash and some free time.

Feeling a little gutted I decided to have a scroll through my hot list and fired off a few texts to a few girls to see what was available. Within seconds of sending the text I got a reply from Jennifer or as I now suspect more likely her pimp. communications were good and *she agreed to meet me and the ball was set in motion.

After a quick shower to ensure I was smelling fresh I headed on into town for the meet and ended up on a car park close by to the apartment, I ended up getting a little lost as the directions were not the best via text and involved a lot of sodding about with lifts and codes etc. In the end I just took the bloody stairs.

I arrived at the apartment almost 10 minutes later due to the security guy telling me I needed to walk around the other side of the building. DICK, I was in the right place but needed to simply go down a corridor and it was there.

Anyhow I rung the bell and the door opened and I stepped in and turned around to what on first glance was a fairly attractive and tall blonde girl dressed in the dressed as I had asked. A quick peck on the cheek and into a small bedroom with a squeaky bed we went.

Within seconds of being in the room I realised that this girl knew a few basic words of English and that was it. I handed over the cash and she disappeared out of the door and was gone for at least 10 minutes.  On her return she looked at me and said 'U need shower No?' and I tried to explain I had one before the meet and had told her that via text but she just stared at me.

After a dead silence and a bit more staring she said 'U want sex now'  as she jumped onto the bed and lay there.

I asked her if she was ok and tried to make conversation as I stripped down but all she could say was 'U want sex?'

Well durrrrrr yes love that was primarily why I was there BUT I kinda found it a bit strange that she could hold a perfectly good conversation via text but not seem to grasp the basics of the English language.  In the end I resigned myself to the fact she was either playing the 'I no speak English' game or was genuinely had no idea what I was asking her.

Anyhow I did want sex so onto the bed I popped, and to my surprise she lay there smiling at me. So I asked her what was available and what was not only for her to say 'U want Doggy', I thought that was a good enough place to start but a bit of foreplay would have not gone amiss. She knelt up onto all fours and then lay back down again and said 'U want show. I give show'.

She then jumped off the bed and stripped down naked and got a dildo out and stuck a condom on it and sat there sticking it in and out of her pussy for 30 seconds before looking at me again and saying 'Good ya'. No love not good, not good at all, where the bloody hell was my doggy, I was starting to think it had been taken to the vets to be put down.

Anyhow without any further ado she leant over the bed and grabbed a condom out of an ashtray (I shit you not) and leant over grabbed hold of my dick and yanked it on with all the skill of Stevie Wonder playing Tennis. Next thing I know she is covering it in what smelt like baby oil and before I could blink she had my dick in her mouth sucking me off. Now I have to admit she did a pretty good job of that part as she swallowed it right down her throat.

BUT I was kinda expecting OWO, but none the less it was half decent so I never complained. But alas after less than a minute of sucking she was lay on the bed staring at me again. At this point I was getting a bit narked and so thought I would take control of the situation and asked her for that doggy she promised me earlier.

She adopted all fours and I headed on around towards her arse end and to be fair it was not the worst I had seen. It was then that I realised she had hairy legs to go along with her hairy muff. Now I don't mind a bit of furry fanny but I do like a girl to have shaven legs. I put that out of my mind and started banging away and was getting into it BUT then she said in probably the fakest way you could imagine. 'Fook Me. I want u come no?' At this point I lost my stride and slowed down the pace and low and behold she reached under grabbed my dick and pulled it out, she then turned over and lay on the bed staring at me.

I was at this point getting a bit pissed off but managed to keep composed and calm and suggested she get on top so I could see her bounce on my dick. She straddled over me and tried to put it into the bit between her pussy and arse and tried to tell me it would not go in. Well love it probably would have done if you had not doused it in a bottle of baby oil?

After a bit of fiddling and manipulation by myself I managed to get it in and she half arsedly rode up and down on my old man, which was not that bad UNTIL she randomly said 'u so big u want to come no?'. Arghhhh I had been at it 2 minutes and NO I did not want to come at that moment in time I wanted to have you ride my cock. She carried on for another 2 mins and then suddenly pulled off and after dousing me with another bottle of baby oil she once more gave me a blowjob. It was not bad but it was not what I wanted to be doing. After 2 mins of blowjob she rolled over onto her front and lay there randomly wiggling her bum. I decided to have a try like that and so I slid on over (litterally I was swimming in fkin baby oil) and slipped it up her from behind.

I was happily banging away and quite content to just fuck her till I came and then call it a draw and head off home, but she had other plans as she in her high pitched voice started to say 'uh fuck me, I want fuck'. At this point I just couldn't be arsed and so pulled out and just lay there next to her. It was at that point I noticed the scratches and bruises on her back and around her legs and hips. I asked her how she had hurt herself and she came back with some reply I could hardly understand about her boyfriend and the word training. I have to admit at this point I kinda worried that she might have been beaten up or something but she seemed genuine in her explanation and so I just let it be.

Low and behold she finally then decided she wanted me to fuck her doggy and sprang up and adopted all fours infront of a mirror, not wanting to miss out on this I swung around to her arse and in I popped, in the back of my mind I had visions of her pulling me out at any time and so I banged like fuck and spurted in the bag to the sounds of her phone ringing as the next mug in the queue was lining up.

She then jumped up and handed me a box of baby wipes and told me to clean myself. I headed to the bathroom to put the condom down the loo and she walked past me in a towel and said she was off to have a shower in another room whilst I got dressed as she had another 'customer' waiting downstairs.

I threw my kit on and was out of the door and on my way home, as I was walking down the corridor I looked at my phone and realised that in total I had been in there 45 mins before she had more or less kicked me out.

Would I see her again? Hmmmm not on your bloody life.

Do I think I got value for money? Well I may not have but I am sure her pimp in the other room did.

Was she what is advertised? I can say from my experience a resounding NO.

Seriously having met Kate last week and then met her this week I am actually in shock at just how different the punts were. In comparison I had a horny hot as fuck looking girl who screwed the life out of me for an entire hour and on the other I had what was if I am being realistic nothing more than a talking sex doll minus the talking and almost minus the sex.

She is a nice enough girl but her service was drab and half hearted and if you want my advice I would give her a miss.


Offline MrMog

For the record I was going to give her a Neutral BUT the fake sex talk secured her a Negative.

Jay-Jay

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Thanks MrMog, absolutely excellent report.I could almost hear the theme from the Benny Hill show playing as I was reading it ! :D
I have to admit I'd been very tempted by the profile but you've saved me a few quid there.

Jay

Offline nenio

Her English is very good. This girl is easy to talk to and has a really good attitude. The dressing up, the fuck me song she played, the dildo show and the response when I was fucking her all add up to a girl that seems to genuinely enjoy her line of work.

In summary – Although not really my type looks wise I would probably see her again due to her attitude and level of service.

bakerted's review sounds like a completely different girl? She was on my hot list too.

Offline cueball

Thanks for that mrmog, good info and a good heads up

I've read the other review, seems like a bit of bait and switch or like you say she played the "I don't speak English" bullshit game
« Last Edit: February 27, 2015, 12:08:44 pm by cueball »

Offline MrMog

I am not saying bakerteds account is untrue or anything like that and it does sound like the same girl as the voice was as described (high pitched) and she did match his description looks wise. She doesn't list much in the way of stats about herself and I did not mind the wookie muff as I get a bit sick to death of shaven havens sometimes so it was a nice change. the hairy legs were a bit of a turn off though :( She was clean though and had no odours to her, not sure about kissing as it was literally kissing on the lips and none of the DFK mentioned on her profile. Oral was WITH but like I said was not that bad if I am being honest, she deep throated me a fair bit to the point of gagging. She is a pretty lass and no doubt about that, but as far as service goes it was really really shoddy and I have had far better punts with Romanian girls who are notorious for crap service. Not my worst punt by far as Leggy Leah or what ever shes calling herself will hold that trophy for a long time to come.

I should add it was literally kissing on the lips as she had them clamped shut.

Maybe it was down to her having a bad day, maybe she had no attraction to me, I am no addonis but I am not elephant man and have had no problems in the past.

Who knows what happened but I will not be going back for seconds and I am going to really consider just who is getting the money for the work these girls are doing as there always seems to be someone else in the apartment calling the shots and taking the money.

I was more or less pushed out of the door by her and she actually told me she had her next customer waiting downstairs, I can only assume it was the guy I passed in the hallway on my way out. Which makes me wonder just how long her shower was. It felt a little like a sex conveyor belt.

« Last Edit: February 27, 2015, 04:19:03 pm by MrMog »

Offline MrMog

Cueball it was probably as you say, girl knackered after a long day on the conveyor belt and just wanting the day to end. I kinda felt sorry for her and I am still doubting her story about how she got the scratches and bruises on her back :(, She seemed to have no problems in understanding me when I asked about them even if she did in explaining.

Offline Deepstroker

Condom down the loo? not very green..always in the bin..:)

Offline MrMog

The condom actually went in the bin it was the baby oil coated tissues that went down the pan lol. I could have worded that bit better  :crazy:

Offline nenio

Her profile has now disappeared from AW.

Offline MrMog

TBH I really don't think her heart was in it, at least not when I visited her.

The marks on her body still make me consider her pimp had gotten a bit handy with her at some point :(

I hope where ever she is she is safe and well.

SaneOnes

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I like you MrMog. I've had a few genuine giggles whilst reading this review, first time in weeks. I'm going through so much shit right now that this is where I've ended up for the funnies. Sorry you had to go through that but you also seem to be a caring person. I've had similar experiences, if not worse, with English escorts a couple of times.