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External Link/Members OnlyI've seen this girl quite a few times now and it's always been a great punt. After having many average/terrible punts I was looking to go back so that I could enjoy a punt for once. She's never let me down before so I called her up and booked an hour. Turned up to the Ibis Hotel in the city centre and was welcomed into the room by a completely different woman. It wasn't Sabina nor the other 2 girls that I've seen before working with her so I immediately made up an excuse about needed to hit the cash machine and left.
As soon as I stepped outside the hotel it started to hail and rain very fiercely and I didn't relish walking home in the wet and cold. Flipped a coin and went back to her and paid £100 for 1 hour. She was only wearing a bra when I went it so I took off my clothes and laid on the bed as instructed.
I was expected quite a bit of foreplay and DFK but instead I had 10 minutes of toothy blowjob that was doing nothing for me and was starting to hurt quite a bit. I closed my eyes and thought of better times and managed to get the start of an erection and suggested doggie. She flipped over and as I eased myself in I was met with the tell tale smell of shit. It wasn't just a whiff but a full on blast that had me gagging. I breathed through my mouth for a while hoping I wouldn't taste it and tried to maintain my erection.
After another 10 minutes I pulled out and she patted the bed for me to lie down and jumped up on top for reverse cowgirl. I shut my eyes again and tried to maintain the erection whilst she grunted and moaned away in a way that wouldn't be out of place in a terrible 80s porno. After about 5 minutes she started to increase the pace and started to shudder before I felt a wetness on the bottom end of my stomach and the the stench of shit again. I imagined that she'd come but instead, she seemed to have loosened her bowels by accident (I presume) and what lay on my stomach reminded me too much of a late night curry from a shift burger van.
She quickly jumped off and yammered away in another language and I just repeated the word shower. Spent 10 minutes in there washing myself clean and scrubbing my stomach clean before coming out. She kept yammering away and I just smiled and put my clothes on. She took out her phone and started showing me pictures of her and her children for some reason and I just smiled and quickly left.
Pros -
It had stopped raining when I left
The hotel room was warm
Cons -
Bait and switch
Terrible BJ technique
No GFE
No enthusiasm
Smells
Has a very loose sphincter
