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Author Topic: What's the worst that's happened?  (Read 2225 times)

Offline Amvbcff

I've been punting regularly for over four years and the worst that's happened has been a poor punt with maybe a boring ugly girl who looks the evil twin to her picture.

Has anything funny or dangerous happened to any of you?

1. being threatened by a scrote with a blade (twice, different whores obviously)
2. whore not asking for payment in the early days (thrice)
3. whore coming on during intercourse, looked like a scene from a slasher film (not nice at all + deduction from fee in order)

I can't recall anything vaguely funny ever happening though, that's not to say I've never had fun times with whosoever I am with at the time though. It's my Pearl Punting Anniversary this year in September, so I'm trying to think up a memorable day's punting to celebrate.
punting has changed sooooo much since I had my first, a Soho walk up, no RO, no kissing, just a missionary fuck and on your bike, but by god, I was hooked from that first exciting, sordid meet.

Happy hunting.

Offline Cowboy

My worst one should be classed as 'most disappointing'. Had an escort come round to mine, £300 for 3 hours.
We were chatting and drinking away, getting on really well, when she looked at her watch and she had been at mine for 4 hours!! She had 12 missed phone calls (on silent)and texts from her friend, to check she was ok etc.
She got up, and said I better go. So basically £300 for a chat and laugh and didn't even get to cop a feel.

Offline sam55

Drove 80 miles.
I get there and she tells me she's on, got a wank while she tells me how she's got her own business and doesn't have to do this etc etc etc yawn.....

Didn't know about UKP in those days, nowadays I'd take great pleasure in telling her to fuck off.

Offline Frenchy4012

Went to see a black girl in Birmingham she told me the address and said just walk in she will be in the front, I went in got to the front a blanket was thrown over my head and I was punched a few times in the ribs, they pinched my money and my gold very expensive watch.
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Offline Amvbcff

Wow! That sounds pretty bad to say the least!
I think my 'worst' experience has to be £160 hour punt in Birmingham with I think possibly the most uninterested girl in the world! She grabbed to pull my boxers down asking me if I was ready to cum, with every 10 seconds being asked to cum quickly! Dreadful but luckily nothing dangerous.

A funny one would be one of my first punts. I was in a hotel and booked a girl who had very few photos. She arrived and was definitely not the best looker but at £200 and with my old boy thinking for me I decided to go for it. I ended up face fucking her (which in fairness she handled like a pornstar) and a facial which unfortunately squirted straight in her eye and the rest in her other which left her unable to see properly and asking for me to pay for her to get a taxi home and back again the next day for her car! I was literally laughing as I closed the hotel door on her!
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 11:15:05 PM by Amvbcff »

Offline Ben4454


Had a fight with sergei back in my newer punting days.
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Offline robs one

Discovering punting about 3 years ago.
 :D

Offline sam55

Wow! That sounds pretty bad to say the least!
I think my 'worst' experience has to be £160 hour punt in Birmingham with I think possibly the most uninterested girl in the world! She grabbed to pull my boxers down asking me if I was ready to cum, with every 10 seconds being asked to cum quickly! Dreadful but luckily nothing dangerous.

A funny one would be one of my first punts. I was in a hotel and booked a girl who had very few photos. She arrived and was definitely not the best looker but at £200 and with my old boy thinking for me I decided to go for it. I ended up face fucking her (which in fairness she handled like a pornstar) and a facial which unfortunately squirted straight in her eye and the rest in her other which left her unable to see properly and asking for me to pay for her to get a taxi home and back again the next day for her car! I was literally laughing as I closed the hotel door on her!
Fuck me mate, you must have pretty potent baby batter!

Nowadays when I come in a birds face she usually says, Have you come yet? I quite often say to them beforehand, don't worry you're not going to drown! The joys of a vascectomy!

Offline shrewsmale

Went to see a black girl in Birmingham she told me the address and said just walk in she will be in the front, I went in got to the front a blanket was thrown over my head and I was punched a few times in the ribs, they pinched my money and my gold very expensive watch.

Bloody hell Frenchy, sorry to hear that, not good.

Offline shrewsmale

1. being threatened by a scrote with a blade (twice, different whores obviously)
2. whore not asking for payment in the early days (thrice)
3. whore coming on during intercourse, looked like a scene from a slasher film (not nice at all + deduction from fee in order)

I can't recall anything vaguely funny ever happening though, that's not to say I've never had fun times with whosoever I am with at the time though. It's my Pearl Punting Anniversary this year in September, so I'm trying to think up a memorable day's punting to celebrate.
punting has changed sooooo much since I had my first, a Soho walk up, no RO, no kissing, just a missionary fuck and on your bike, but by god, I was hooked from that first exciting, sordid meet.

Happy hunting.

Am I missing something about number two? She didnt ask for payment and thats a bad thing?

W4L

Went to see a black girl in Birmingham she told me the address and said just walk in she will be in the front, I went in got to the front a blanket was thrown over my head and I was punched a few times in the ribs, they pinched my money and my gold very expensive watch.

Frenchy that's awful - sorry to hear that.

Worst things for me - apart from some rank decisions on choosing girls - were both on the same theme...

a) meeting my boss on the way out from a WG as I was going in! We had both said to each other we had a business appointment!
b) going to a new Parlour years ago in Harrow and meeting my old Secretary. But it turned out to be a great 40 minutes, once we had overcome the shock! then saw her most weeks for about 4 years!

Am I missing something about number two? She didnt ask for payment and thats a bad thing?

On all occasions the hooker didn't ask for payment up front which they all seem to nowadays. So, she didn't ask, so I didn't offer. More fool them!
I'm a firm believer in paying for a service that I have received, but when I was younger my moral compass wasn't as accurate as it is now.

Offline Frenchy4012

Bloody hell Frenchy, sorry to hear that, not good.
I don't no why but I had a bad feeling about her, I should have listened to my head and not my dick.
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Offline Frenchy4012

Frenchy that's awful - sorry to hear that.

Worst things for me - apart from some rank decisions on choosing girls - were both on the same theme...

a) meeting my boss on the way out from a WG as I was going in! We had both said to each other we had a business appointment!
b) going to a new Parlour years ago in Harrow and meeting my old Secretary. But it turned out to be a great 40 minutes, once we had overcome the shock! then saw her most weeks for about 4 years!
The worst thing was they bruised my ribs very painful and I had to act normal in front of the wife.

I would have liked to have been there when you bumped into your boss as you was going in, funny that.
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Offline shrewsmale

I don't no why but I had a bad feeling about her, I should have listened to my head and not my dick.

I would like to see a punter who hasn't said this to themselves before. We all do it.

I would like to see a punter who hasn't said this to themselves before. We all do it.

doh...... :dash: :scare: :dash: :scare:

Offline Amvbcff

Frenchy that's awful - sorry to hear that.

Worst things for me - apart from some rank decisions on choosing girls - were both on the same theme...

a) meeting my boss on the way out from a WG as I was going in! We had both said to each other we had a business appointment!
b) going to a new Parlour years ago in Harrow and meeting my old Secretary. But it turned out to be a great 40 minutes, once we had overcome the shock! then saw her most weeks for about 4 years!



How did the conversation go after bumping into your boss?

W4L



How did the conversation go after bumping into your boss?




We now compare notes. He is a regular with quite a few Shropshire girls. Especially Thai.

Offline wolfstep

The worst thing was they bruised my ribs very painful and I had to act normal in front of the wife.

I would have liked to have been there when you bumped into your boss as you was going in, funny that.

Never mind the bruised ribs how did you explain the disappearance of your "expensive gold watch "??

WS

Offline Frenchy4012

Never mind the bruised ribs how did you explain the disappearance of your "expensive gold watch "??

WS

The best I could come up with was that I took it off when I had a shower at the gym and someone pinched it while I was in the shower,
she bought me a new one so I think she must have believed me.
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Offline sam55

The best I could come up with was that I took it off when I had a shower at the gym and someone pinched it while I was in the shower,
she bought me a new one so I think she must have believed me.

Until she reads this!  :D

Offline Frenchy4012

Until she reads this!  :D

She never goes on the computer Sam, I am glad to say.
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Offline wally59

Few years ago booked a two girl Iin wolverhampton arrived at Alex's house was greeted at the by nice looking woman sat down had a chat and coffee she explaind her friend was running a bit late 10 mins later door bell rang oh good shes arrived alex said heard them talking in the hall way and the they both came into the living room stripped to stockings and high heel very skimpy undies
well the look of shock on my face and the other lady it was only my sister in law well after long talk between the 3 off us we decided i new what she doing she new what i was upto so we just went with the flow vey enjoyable time was had by all
and still is :-)
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Offline phatbadger

Few years ago booked a two girl Iin wolverhampton arrived at Alex's house was greeted at the by nice looking woman sat down had a chat and coffee she explaind her friend was running a bit late 10 mins later door bell rang oh good shes arrived alex said heard them talking in the hall way and the they both came into the living room stripped to stockings and high heel very skimpy undies
well the look of shock on my face and the other lady it was only my sister in law well after long talk between the 3 off us we decided i new what she doing she new what i was upto so we just went with the flow vey enjoyable time was had by all
and still is :-)

Brilliant !!!! :sarcastic:
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