1. being threatened by a scrote with a blade (twice, different whores obviously)
2. whore not asking for payment in the early days (thrice)
3. whore coming on during intercourse, looked like a scene from a slasher film (not nice at all + deduction from fee in order)
I can't recall anything vaguely funny ever happening though, that's not to say I've never had fun times with whosoever I am with at the time though. It's my Pearl Punting Anniversary this year in September, so I'm trying to think up a memorable day's punting to celebrate.
punting has changed sooooo much since I had my first, a Soho walk up, no RO, no kissing, just a missionary fuck and on your bike, but by god, I was hooked from that first exciting, sordid meet.