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Author Topic: The Romanian for "irony"  (Read 508 times)

Offline Uoti2

Leila Stunning (https://www.adultwork.com/1855500) has had a fair amount of coverage on UKP, but despite the recommendations (and warnings), I've never bothered to wade through her AW profile page. Now I have, and I'm glad I did, because it's a very entertaining read. Here's my favourite extract, quoted verbatim from Leila's FAQ:
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Q. Why u hung up the phone on me?    A. Well...first of all,before u call me check you're english,if I find difficult to chat with u over the phone,I don't see the point even meeting,so I'll not see guys with funny foreign accents unless is a good English in it,second I hate the appellativ like doll,babe,baby,or the questions like "where are u from?",I find all this offensive,I'm a proffesional escort not an cheap dum prostitute,so if I don't like you're tone voice....bye bye rude guy:))


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Offline Roth

Looks like her FAQS were written by a cheap dum prostitute then! :dash:

Offline spkmstr48

And if you are copying your profile from somone else make sure your own English is good enough to understand what your copying!

TV programme this week "The Romanians are Coming" (another irony to us) showed Romanians asking for work with so little English that they didn't know it when they were offered one!

If you are feeling particularly vengeful, when you've paid a Romanian girl for an hour (I know, why would you) and you're f***ing her and she's saying "hurry up and cum", so she can get rid of you in 15 minutes; I suggest f***ing her nice and slowly for the full hour, just to piss her off.
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Offline Roth

And if you are copying your profile from somone else make sure your own English is good enough to understand what your copying!

TV programme this week "The Romanians are Coming" (another irony to us) showed Romanians asking for work with so little English that they didn't know it when they were offered one!

If you are feeling particularly vengeful, when you've paid a Romanian girl for an hour (I know, why would you) and you're f***ing her and she's saying "hurry up and cum", so she can get rid of you in 15 minutes; I suggest f***ing her nice and slowly for the full hour, just to piss her off.

+1 :thumbsup:

And nearly all of her Q&A responses contain "hun". Fucking dumb cunt, Sergei.




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