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Author Topic: Time to retire - the best & the worst  (Read 3339 times)

Last week, while my cock was ramming up Keeva's arse, I had a sudden realisation that I was getting nothing from the experience and that there was  no longer  any thrill or excitement in punting. If I was getting neither what was the point? I have thus decided to retire, after 35 years. First time in Singapore whist in the Merchant Navy, last time as described above. As a farewell I would like to give some feedback on all the active girls i have seen in the North East

AMOUR

KEEVA - one of the best, see her many times: great attitude and personality and a fantastic fuck!

JESSAMY - very good, up for just about anything.

FRANCESCA - another very good punt, submissive and again up for most things.

MOLLY - really like her, seen a few times, quiet but in a sexy way. Very good BJ with CIM.

DIONNE -  a pocket rocket, very responsive and eager to please, like to fuck on the carpet.

ANNA - did nothing for me, body average, also location not very private

AMELIA - not my type, too tall and likes to take the dominant role. Very rushed.

MILA - very pretty, had a nice time although services a bit limited.

MELISSA - larger lady, good BJ with CIM, again a bit rushed and no real connection with her.

DIAMONDS

ANGIE - seen her a few times over the years, also good service although can be a bit reserved at times

CLAIRE - pleasant girl, body a bit flabby, good fuck & BJ

AYISHA - avoid at all costs, old boiler.

INDEPENDENTS

JESSICALUV - https://www.adultwork.com/JessicaLuv : BBW, has good reputation, but did not get much out of it, very unresponsive, fetish friendly

NAWTY MEL - https://www.adultwork.com/xxx+nawty+mel+xxx ; the worst in all my years, absolute dog.

OFFICE BABE AMI - https://www.adultwork.com/office+babe+Ami ; one of my favourites, good fun and amazing ass.

NORTH SHIELD CHLOE - https://www.adultwork.com/North+Shields+Chloe ; used to be good years ago, since she lost weight service went down hill.

BUSTY DANA LEE - https://www.adultwork.com/busty+dana%2Dlee ; Scottish girl with the best man mades I have seen, had a good time.

KAT - https://www.adultwork.com/kat+in+north+shields ; absolute monster, duo with Chloe, not recommended.

AMY - https://www.adultwork.com/amy%2Dof%2Dnewcastle ; If you like BBW she's the one, great service, up for just about anything.

Little Vicki - http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+newcastle-upon-tyne-ne4/cute-escort/36302178 ; did nothing for me, found her totally unsexy, did good BJ but I could not summon up the energy to do anything else.

MASSAG

WHIPS AND CHAINS - http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+newcastle-upon-tyne-ne5/whips-and-chains/107144488 ; Recommend purely for novelty value. Duo, one large one as per photo, weird massage followed by HJ accompanied by some of the funniest and strangers dialogue from both of them. Thought I was on some "hidden camera" show

TANYA - http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/expert-professional-masseuse-in-whitley-bay-newcastle/1025729046 ; excellent legit massage

LUXURY MASSAGE : http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/luxury-thai-massage/1072727346 ; not many peoples favourite, but I have always had good massage + HJ. Ask for Annie

No 1 THAI MASSAGE ; http://www.number1thaimassage.com; Legit, excellent massage, although some report they have had extras.

So that's about it. There have been many girls that I have seen that have moved on, some excellent, some average and some I still have nightmares about. Hope the above is of some use.

Offline Barry Shipton

Sad to see such an experienced punter go, but I know others on here like FB have had similar thoughts. Maybe you just need a few months break before thoughts of Keeva tempt you back into the ring, so to speak.

Thanks for sharing your knowledge before you go.

Offline shengfan

Great post, If I had a pound for everytime I retired I would have £7.34
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Offline Gothic D

I am sure you will come out of retirement we always do.I have seen a lot of those on your list and have to agree with you on the Nawty Mel comment,a dreadful punt and more than a little smelly down below.

She was hideous, had a sick taste in my mouth!



Offline sentinel

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm at the age where I should think about retiring from escorting too but I've done just the opposite and seem to be increasing the frequency of my punts as I get older.

Could be due to the fact that I've retired from work so I have lots of time on my hands as well as being able to fit in with the availability of the girls that I particularly wish to see.
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I'm at the age where I should think about retiring from escorting too but I've done just the opposite and seem to be increasing the frequency of my punts as I get older.

Could be due to the fact that I've retired from work so I have lots of time on my hands as well as being able to fit in with the availability of the girls that I particularly wish to see.

You lucky bugger Sentinel..its the bane of my life at the moment..that and three cancelled appointments off the belt. :dash:

Offline sentinel

You lucky bugger Sentinel..its the bane of my life at the moment..that and three cancelled appointments off the belt. :dash:

Well I would punt even more often than I do if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to run out of money too quickly.

Enjoy it while we can, you can't take it with you.
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