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Author Topic: Anna-Marie X - South Ken: Should have engaged big brain  (Read 790 times)


18 review(s) for Anna-Marie X (13 positive, 5 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline sticko

Link cut and paste doesn't seem to work.  Sorry about that but you can find the link on a load of other recent reviews.

It was weird to be back in Chelsea Cloisters.  Someone said it was punter Wembley, but I think of it more as either Mecca or South Mimms service station.  Either a fucking revelation, or just a bit sordid and sleazy.  Last time I was here was years ago when I was comprehensively fucked by Olina, and that was a revelation.  This time however it was a bit more South Mimms I'm afraid.

Anna told me she's been working hard, and I know from the UKP board she's been putting in the hours with pretty much every reasonably active London punter over the last few weeks.  And on one level I can see why we all got stuck in - she is very hot, with a pouty face, long blondish hair, an amazing body and the best fake tits I've ever seen.  But the service was lacklustre I'm afraid, and it's not like other people haven't reported back along similar lines.  The little brain took over however and said this is the last time you'll be able to fuck this model-quality hottie for some time, so go for it.  And I did.

I experienced all the negatives other people have mentioned - the light FK, the soft oral, the lack of fingering, the fake moaning.  I came eventually, with a mixture of OWO and a hand job after the highlight actually, a decent fuck in doggie looking down at Anna's exceptionally hot back.  This all happened in the first 40 minutes or so. We finished off with an OK massage and then I got out of Dodge.

This is neutral and not negative though for 2 reasons:

First, Anna is undeniably smoking hot, and wasn't entirely passive. She was also perfectly chatty and pleasant.  She didn't get into it though, which is a big issue for me.  I have a much better time when the women are enjoying themselves like I did last week with the Blondies.

Second, and this was my second mistake with this punt (the first being turning up in the first place) I had the day off yesterday and spent a good part of it watching porn and cam girls, and edging myself into an anticipatory frenzy.  It's difficult for a great punt to work out well after that, let alone a mediocre one.

So, a neutral review and two lessons learnt.  Lay off the porn, and listen to your gut (and the collective wisdom of UKP).

S

Offline Jerboa

She's a optikfick, she's so busy she's just taking the money, and not worrying about quality of service, previously in her hooker career she toured cities such as Athens and Amsterdam charging €250 a hour, so I'd guess she might not of been so busy as she is now. I'd still be led with my dick and go see her, as I've wanted to shag her for about 10 yrs lol,  :wacko:

Offline Sylvester

Well they do say you should never meet your heroes, and in this case I think you would be better off living with the unrequited desire for what might have been a few years ago, rather than have it all spoiled by a crap shag.  Which it will be.

It's funny how when we fantasise about fucking Miranda Kerr, or Jennifer Lawrence, or the latest fit girl in a magazine, we never imagine them to be a shit lay.  Anna-Marie currently represents the harsh reality.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)



18 review(s) found for Anna-Marie X linked to in above post (13 positive, 5 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline west8

A victim of her own success. I guess her newfound popularity on here coupled with her agency bookings mean she (likely) doesn't have time for makeup or - shock horror - a proper cleanup between punters.

Come to think of it, perhaps some of this weeks UKP visitors inadvertently swapped bodily fluids, courtesy of Anna-Marie!  :scare:

Glad I was one of the early ones after reading the horror stories in the past few Reviews, but that body really has to be seen to be believed - on that we all agree. :drinks:

Offline Sylvester

She's a big old unit alright.  A lot taller than I was expecting.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)

Offline west8

She's a big old unit alright.  A lot taller than I was expecting.

But perfectly proportioned ... particularly up top!  :wacko:

On the second or third meet, I requested a sexy black dress and heels. Now that was a mistake .. she was 6'2 in her stripper heels!

Offline Sylvester

If I went back I'd request she start off with a good gargle with some mouthwash and a can of Red Bull.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)

Offline sticko

Come to think of it, perhaps some of this weeks UKP visitors inadvertently swapped bodily fluids, courtesy of Anna-Marie!  :scare:

Luckily I was the first of the day - she'd just been to Harrods.  So no fluid exchanges for me.  And Harrods?  Another benefit of the flood of punters in the last few weeks I guess. 

S

Offline west8

Luckily I was the first of the day - she'd just been to Harrods.  So no fluid exchanges for me.  And Harrods?  Another benefit of the flood of punters in the last few weeks I guess. 

Her goal was a grand a day clear. I reckon she probably did well over that during this tour.

But before anyone rushes to say it's 'easy money', it most certainly is not. I bet at least a few of her punters this week had sewer breath, cheesy feet, a smeggy bellend .. or worse! :vomit:




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