Thanks with all the help just trying to make sure my service is tip top and punters hard earned money is well spent.
To the other guys don't quit the day job you wouldn't make it as comedians or detectives for that matter. Though seriously I find it cute that your offering your detective services in trying to work out if this is a troll or not. Carry on its rather entertaining
A late contributor, but here's my say:
Good service for me is -
Prompt, clear initial communication, continuously good comms up to the punt, including at least a postcode the day before/morning of the punt, a fun flirty style text/email helps get me in the mood.
As many recent pics as the girl is happy to provide, if they are lacking due to privacy reasons, I won't book unless fb/ukp reports suggest I would find the escort attractive.
Reliable - we all know life happens, if it does and delays a punt, let me know ASAP as I may have to replant my day.
Likes: On arrival, a kiss and cuddle is nice, natural love making skills with mutual undressing, the girl gets into the moment, the girl climaxes, the girl climaxes multiple times, the girl skirt(s), you feel an emotional connection to the girl, after you have cum the girl remains affectionate and intimate and self starts round 2/3, a nice kiss on departure, not a clock watcher (but the punter doesn't take the piss either), punter fb given if you want some.
Dislikes: Being asked if I want a massage first, being told to undress ( like at the Doctor's Surgery!), being told she is sore so not to touch here, here or here, fingering is not allowed, being short changed of time, loss of interest by escort after first pop, number of pops policy, smelly pussy.. Ohh yuk!
Wow factors: Escort sends a thank you text after you have left, escort let's you know she had a ball ( no lying wanted (you know if it's true or not), escort rewards loyalty and or a fr with a token preferential rate/discount
Making out in your boyfriend's room with family pics, yeah, done that. It doesn't worry me, in fact I may soon be doing a 3sum with an escort and her boyfriend