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What pro$$ie touting bollocks is this?


Offline Jimmyredcab

She is not allowed to tout for business on here

Can I refer you to this section of the forum rules -------------

All service providers / non-punters must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.

Offline SamLP

A good escort/WG/prossie would look at the long term benefits of providing a good service. A good example is to look at the popular girls on UKP. A consistently good service. The bad ones look at the short term benefits of getting as much money as possible during the day even if it means a bad service, poor hygiene, lying, deceiving, back to back bookings and rushing customers while treating them with little enthusiasm. They will always be looking for new customers as they provide a poor or average service and will have days with little business. They may create a new profile, re-invent themselves, move to different locations to drum up business.

The advice given by the others are all good. Keeping it simple is the best way to succeed.
- Good and concise comms
- Don't double book punters or cancel at short notice
- Leave space in between punts to factor in any delays and to freshen up
- Be clear on what services are on offer and what if any are extra
- Attitude from beginning to end. A smile & kiss on arrival sends he right message to the punter. An enthusiastic performance throughout will help generate good reviews, regulars and drum up business.
- Excel in giving good FK/DFK and/or oral. A lot of punters ask who gives the best oral or who offers deep passionate kisses. It may be worth asking punters how they like their oral.
- Treat the punter as if he is your bf and it's his birthday

What pro$$ie touting bollocks is this?



+1

OP is a troll or a fucking idiot. Nonsense post, amazing how many responses 'she' has managed to draw.

would you rather a girls profile be honest and maybe slightly boring or be fluffed out with capital letters and lies

What the fuck do you think?  :dash:

+1

OP is a troll or a fucking idiot. Nonsense post, amazing how many responses 'she' has managed to draw.

Exactly. Punters who should know better, falling over themselves to offer advice to this poor damsel.  :wacko:

Whatever happened to the 'old' UKP?   :unknown:

Offline 306

because that what we would like every wg to be like
 but their not
so it makes you feel good to post it here

if there was a wg webb site and i posted

whats your favorite  flavor of condom  i am sure i would get loads of replies as has happened here

the only difference is
if you know your being played or not ??
Banning reason: Constantly making nonsensical useless posts + Constantly ignoring admin requests

because that what we would like every wg to be like
 but their not
so it makes you feel good to post it here

if there was a wg webb site and i posted

whats your favorite  flavor of condom  i am sure i would get loads of replies as has happened here

the only difference is
if you know your being played or not ??


What the fuck are you babbling on about?

Offline ATMIV

Exactly. Punters who should know better, falling over themselves to offer advice to this poor damsel.  :wacko:

Whatever happened to the 'old' UKP?   :unknown:

Agreed, however, by replying to this OP we are enabling lurking WGs on this site to get an insight into what us punters would expect from an escort for us to consider her good

I think we are pretty much all singing from the same song sheet and if just a % of escorts reading this take it onboard, then that can only be a good thing

I consider the OPs question about "going the extra mile" etc is a definite tout

But don't care just hope some others read this thread and learn from it
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline Corus Boy

It is my nature to treat everyone the same until I believe there is something to cause em to doubt their actions.  This is obviously a fluffy trait.

The OP started a thread asking how to improve her performance, to me just the same as a punter arriving and asking for information about a certain girl.

Having no reason to doubt her motives, either then on now, I replied with what I like from a punt.

I live my life looking at a glass that is half full as opposed to living in a half empty world.

Offline Dani

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It cant hurt to get the point across of what you all want from a punt although for most women it would be obvious and wouldn't need spelling out although that doesn't mean they would actually take notice of it
This seems more like the sort of post you get where she uses a fake name for now knowing full well after reading the forum she will have to give her AW name eventually but until then will say oh good that is how I work anyway.  therefor touting but can say she wasn't as no one knew her name when she made those posts and she didn't realise she would have to give her AW name.  Call me cynical but I have seen it all before and the fact she even knew to throw in an insult about saafe whereas most new girls find it very useful until they know what they are doing as the main site is good for new girls and explains where to advertise, how to be assertive during bookings, where to get help if needed as well as tons of other stuff that is very useful. 

Agreed, however, by replying to this OP we are enabling lurking WGs on this site to get an insight into what us punters would expect from an escort for us to consider her good...... if just a % of escorts reading this take it onboard, then that can only be a good thing...

Lets face facts here - if this pro$$ie doesn't already know what constitutes 'good service' and has to come on here asking for advice, the chances are she will always be a shit pro$$ie, and should go back to stacking shelves at the 99p Store.

 :hi:

 

 

Offline akauya

Also do you think I should set up a separate room for my punts to the one me and boyfriend share?

I was just thinking it would no doubt put some guys off seeing photos of us and other items while trying to have some fun.


Nah, leave it all on display, add your family pictures too, you mum, your dad, brothers, sisters (are your sisters whoring as well? maybe add a price list for duos).  Don't forget to leave your passports on display too so we can all make sure you're legit.

Any more questions, just ask. Happy to help.

 :hi:

Offline west8

Also do you think I should set up a separate room for my punts to the one me and boyfriend share?

I was just thinking it would no doubt put some guys off seeing photos of us and other items while trying to have some fun.

She seemed fairly sensible until the bollocks above.

PS: don't forget to add any pictures of the kids or Ultrasound images if you are expecting.

Offline fredpunter

And if you have a sergei tell him not to mix it with any Egyptians he may encounter

Offline Siadwel

And if you have a sergei tell him not to mix it with any Egyptians he may encounter

Oh ffs, I just blurted my coffee out my nose when I read that.

I'd forgotten how funny this place can be at times.

As for the OP, as soon as I read it, I thought, 'Oh, do one, for fuck's sake'.


Offline finn5555

Thank you all of you all though a lot of these things I already do its nice to know that's what you all look for and appreciate in a good booking. Also am I right in what I say here, I personally do not answer the door just in my underwear unless it's already arranged as I would think this would make some punters nervous and maybe even put off as I think a lot of the fun is in the undressing.

Also do you think I should set up a separate room for my punts to the one me and boyfriend share?

I was just thinking it would no doubt put some guys off seeing photos of us and other items while trying to have some fun.

Also have you had a WG go that extra mile for you and do something special or something you appreciate without you asking for it beforehand?

Again thank you,

Katie

Katie personally I want your boyfriend to wash and service my car whilst I service your ass  :sarcastic:

Offline 306

ARE YOU KATIE PRICE ?????????????????????????
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Offline TheLocalGirl

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Thanks with all the help just trying to make sure my service is tip top and punters hard earned money is well spent.

To the other guys don't quit the day job you wouldn't make it as comedians or detectives for that matter. Though seriously I find it cute that your offering your detective services in trying to work out if this is a troll or not. Carry on its rather entertaining  :D
Banning reason: Ignoring rule about revealing working identity + Bad attitude towards other members

Offline Corus Boy


Thanks with all the help just trying to make sure my service is tip top and punters hard earned money is well spent.

To the other guys don't quit the day job you wouldn't make it as comedians or detectives for that matter. Though seriously I find it cute that your offering your detective services in trying to work out if this is a troll or not. Carry on its rather entertaining  :D


I like you!  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

Offline sam55

Oh ffs, I just blurted my coffee out my nose when I read that.

I'd forgotten how funny this place can be at times.

As for the OP, as soon as I read it, I thought, 'Oh, do one, for fuck's sake'.

As I observed on another thread.  It's half term again!

Offline sam55

Katie personally I want your boyfriend to wash and service my car whilst I service your ass  :sarcastic:

 :D :D

I saw a girl who's boyfriend picked me up from the station, then when I was just getting his bird's knickers off, politely knocked on the door and brought us in cups of tea. I didn't have a problem with that although it was a bit weird chatting to him about sport, cars etc when I'm just about to fuck his bird senseless.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2015, 08:43:58 AM by sam55 »

Offline ATMIV

I saw a couple once - in their own home - stood chatting with the fella in their lounge surrounded by their family photos
She joined us and we chatted together for a while before she led me upstairs - we were alone together before he joined us
Following a spit roast some more chat followed where I discovered she only saw punters with her partner present due to a rather scary experience previously
Finally the bloke said his missus wanted to see me on her own and left me to it for the last half hour during which she asked me to shag her up the arse but not to mention it to her partner afterwards as she promised him she would save that forbidden pleasure just for him
Afterwards as I'm saying goodbye to them both she gave me a hell if a sexy/knowing wink behind his back

Nope I don't have a problem with personal photos!!!!
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Thanks with all the help just trying to make sure my service is tip top and punters hard earned money is well spent.

To the other guys don't quit the day job you wouldn't make it as comedians or detectives for that matter. Though seriously I find it cute that your offering your detective services in trying to work out if this is a troll or not. Carry on its rather entertaining  :D

A late contributor, but here's my say:

Good service for me is -
Prompt, clear initial communication, continuously good comms up to the punt, including at least a postcode the day before/morning of the punt, a fun flirty style text/email helps get me in the mood.
Accurate profile.
As many recent pics as the girl is happy to provide, if they are lacking due to privacy reasons, I won't book unless fb/ukp reports suggest I would find the escort attractive.
Reliable - we all know life happens, if it does and delays a punt, let me know ASAP as I may have to replant my day.
Likes: On arrival, a kiss and cuddle is nice, natural love making skills with mutual undressing, the girl gets into the moment, the girl climaxes, the girl climaxes multiple times, the girl skirt(s), you feel an emotional connection to the girl, after you have cum the girl remains affectionate and intimate and self starts round 2/3, a nice kiss on departure, not a clock watcher (but the punter doesn't take the piss either), punter fb given if you want some.
Dislikes: Being asked if I want a massage first, being told to undress ( like at the Doctor's Surgery!), being told she is sore so not to touch here, here or here, fingering is not allowed, being short changed of time, loss of interest by escort after first pop, number of pops policy, smelly pussy.. Ohh yuk!

Wow factors: Escort sends a thank you text after you have left, escort let's you know she had a ball ( no lying wanted (you know if it's true or not), escort rewards loyalty and or a fr with a token preferential rate/discount

Making out in your boyfriend's room with family pics, yeah, done that. It doesn't worry me, in fact I may soon be doing a 3sum with an escort and her boyfriend :)






 

The girl skirt(s) should of course read, the girl squirt(s) ...silly autocorrect.

Offline socks

Good service from a prossie who posts on here starts with her using her AW name in accordance with site rules. As you have chosen not to do that, despite having it pointed out more than once in this thread, it gains you a big "fuck off you trolling twat" from me .

Exactly. Punters who should know better, falling over themselves to offer advice to this poor damsel.  :wacko:

Whatever happened to the 'old' UKP?   :unknown:

Hope that's a nice bit of nostalgia for you B+G  :drinks:


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