khloe sexy girl -NW9

[Cuntminion]

Nice gif pic but you've used that one before! 

You bite a bit like West8 too! 

Half the time I think your just fishing for reaction, I don't take it personally

It's just the written word lacks context and I assume you wish to come across as a bit  funny etc but you lack tact and present yourself as a cock half the time

Again no offence taken from me but when it lacks any element of humour it's a bit tiresome

As for that gif once before and I save it for special occasions like this, it's a wonderful gif

[Bigus Dickus]

Dear sir, have I caused you any harm here? If you have a vendetta with marty mcfly then find him and beat him to death. Please stick to what this forum is about and that is to talk about girls. I am not looking for trouble here. You are a reputable punter and I like your posts but name calling and accusing someone is unfair. This is England, where people are innocent until guilty. Please let me enjoy my innocence until proven guilty. I am not mcfly. Go and find him, kill him, do what you like. I really am not interested. End of story. Frankly speaking, I have had insults and interrogations since joining and not much appreciation here. Thank you sir and have a nice day.

The pussy comment was in no way referring to you! 

[Bigus Dickus]

Half the time I think your just fishing for reaction, I don't take it personally

It's just the written word lacks context and I assume you wish to come across as a bit  funny etc but you lack tact and present yourself as a cock half the time

Again no offence taken from me but when it lacks any element of humour it's a bit tiresome

As for that gif once before and I save it for special occasions like this, it's a wonderful gif

We missed you Westy! 

[vw]

Dear sir, have I caused you any harm here? If you have a vendetta with marty mcfly then find him and beat him to death.

I don't think anyone would want to do that to Marty, he needed protecting from himself, a nice guy good heart but very sensitive and to open with it. If you are him which cannot be confirmed I hope your heads in a better place.

VW

[Cuntminion]

I don't think anyone would want to do that to Marty, he needed protecting from himself, a nice guy good heart but very sensitive and to open with it. If you are him which cannot be confirmed I hope your heads in a better place.

VW

+1

He wasn't malicious , just a tool at times

[columbo]

One more thing......I want an honest answer from mcfly, west8, pdubz, uber haters in here.

I am seeing many escorts soon. Are you still interested in my genuine and honest reviews and a friendly sense of humour or not? I thought reviews help other punters and this is one of the main purposes of this site. If my future reviews are going to lead to off topic accusations and more interrogations then I shall refrain from posting reviews. Just let me know and I will stop posting reviews and making jokes and what not.

What I find ironic is that escorts respect me and leave me good feedback on AW, and where I come to as a fellow punter tp share my views, ideas and to make friends, I feel unwelcome just because I am perceived to be some banned member. And yes, why don't banned members deserve a second chance when other real life criminals are given opportunities to repair their past? Is a life ban always mandatory for members that have broken one rule or another? Isn't there something called pre-moderation or warnings or temporary suspension? Why such extreme measures on a forum that has a punter comes first attitude.

Thank you for reading the above.

[columbo]

We missed you Westy! 

I wish I was as rich as Westy. So now I am him! A barebacker!

[Bigus Dickus]

One more thing......I want an honest answer from mcfly, west8, pdubz, uber haters in here.

I am seeing many escorts soon. Are you still interested in my genuine and honest reviews and a friendly sense of humour or not? I thought reviews help other punters and this is one of the main purposes of this site. If my future reviews are going to lead to off topic accusations and more interrogations then I shall refrain from posting reviews. Just let me know and I will stop posting reviews and making jokes and what not.

What I find ironic is that escorts respect me and leave me good feedback on AW, and where I come to as a fellow punter tp share my views, ideas and to make friends, I feel unwelcome just because I am perceived to be some banned member. And yes, why don't banned members deserve a second chance when other real life criminals are given opportunities to repair their past? Is a life ban always mandatory for members that have broken one rule or another? Isn't there something called pre-moderation or warnings or temporary suspension? Why such extreme measures on a forum that has a punter comes first attitude.

Thank you for reading the above.

If you post genuine reviews then it will be appreciated. From the movie Highlander, 'Don't lose your head!' 

[yorkshire123]

I don't think anyone would want to do that to Marty, he needed protecting from himself, a nice guy good heart but very sensitive and to open with it. If you are him which cannot be confirmed I hope your heads in a better place.

VW

Personally I thought he was a self-pitying bell-end.

[columbo]

Let martymcfly go to hell and others join him in hell. I honestly don't care. All I see is this place is not for decent people or newbies. It is very hostile. Maybe people in here just want to bully others rather than have decent chats about working girls.

Just let me know whether I should post helpful reviews from my upcoming punts with Adele4u, Dee, Platinum Cindy, Madlin Moon, Elle, Miss KDD and some untried girls or whether I am wasting my time and yours.

Thank you.

[Cuntminion]

One more thing......I want an honest answer from mcfly, west8, pdubz, uber haters in here.

I am seeing many escorts soon. Are you still interested in my genuine and honest reviews and a friendly sense of humour or not?

Couldn't give a monkey's

Reviews are helpful but no good doing a counter ransom mate

You do great

You don't oh well

It won't change my schedule this year unless you unveil julie slyhigh doing overnights for £50
If you do I will name all my children columbo

[columbo]

If you post genuine reviews then it will be appreciated. From the movie Highlander, 'Don't lose your head!' 

I have posted genuine reviews. Do you want me to prove where Adele Bella has her tattoos and what is written on Helena's wrist? Well, I will not because I respect working girls and punters and their privacy.

Goodbye and have a nice day.

[Cuntminion]

what is written on Helena's wrist?

Check door locked , buy milk, feed penguin ?

[columbo]

Couldn't give a monkey's

Reviews are helpful but no good doing a counter ransom mate

You do great

You don't oh well

It won't change my schedule this year unless you unveil julie slyhigh doing overnights for £50
If you do I will name all my children columbo

Sir, I am not blackmailing anyone or being a troll, but if each time I do a review and it leads to accusations of me being some banned punter then the purpose of the review achieves nothing. I am not holding anyone to ransom. I shall decide as and when appropriate.

Take care.

[vw]

One more thing......I want an honest answer from mcfly, west8, pdubz, uber haters in here.

I am seeing many escorts soon. Are you still interested in my genuine and honest reviews and a friendly sense of humour or not? I thought reviews help other punters and this is one of the main purposes of this site. If my future reviews are going to lead to off topic accusations and more interrogations then I shall refrain from posting reviews. Just let me know and I will stop posting reviews and making jokes and what not.

No idea why this one turned, think everyone gets one like this eventually part of your evolution.  Your reviews look good, your jokes like most here are lame.

How attention is handled here shows everyone what your about.. Good show so far no tirade or meltdown.

VW

[columbo]

One more thing.....have a nice day everyone.

[PLeisure]

All I see is this place is not for decent people or newbies. It is very hostile.

Nonsense. I'm still relatively new here and in the months I've been on UKP have encountered no hostility. I would suggest that it's down to how each individual presents himself.
In your case, you have a particular writing style that is uncannily like Marty's.... even when you do your best to distance yourself from the accusations. It really is like Marty resurrected - god help us   

Just let me know whether I should post helpful reviews from my upcoming punts with Adele4u, Dee, Platinum Cindy, Madlin Moon, Elle, Miss KDD and some untried girls or whether I am wasting my time and yours.

Now, see - classic Marty comment here. Trying so hard to fit in and earn credibility by targeting the "A-list". He attempted that with one SP who works in another city and she shot him down in flames. The beginning of his car crash meltdown.

Don't go there......

[Bigus Dickus]

I have posted genuine reviews. Do you want me to prove where Adele Bella has her tattoos and what is written on Helena's wrist? Well, I will not because I respect working girls and punters and their privacy.

Goodbye and have a nice day.

  I was trying to encourage you to post reviews excluding unnecessary history but I see my efforts were wasted! You seem like a nice bloke Marty but you are doomed on here as you can't remain impartial and unemotional! 

[Type_O_Negative]

I don't think anyone would want to do that to Marty, he needed protecting from himself, a nice guy good heart but very sensitive and to open with it. If you are him which cannot be confirmed I hope your heads in a better place.

VW

True. I would also add he was a bit naive too.

[vw]

True. I would also add he was a bit naive too.

Yes thats true, but many arriving here have some ! I like to help these guys, the piss takers help noone. Take that zunderbar guy he was green, took advice on board and noticed him helping some new guy today. 

[yorkshire123]

In your case, you have a particular writing style that is uncannily like Marty's.... even when you do your best to distance yourself from the accusations. It really is like Marty resurrected - god help us   
Now, see - classic Marty comment here. Trying so hard to fit in and earn credibility by targeting the "A-list". He attempted that with one SP who works in another city and she shot him down in flames. The beginning of his car crash meltdown.

Don't go there......

Reading some of Marty MCcry's reviews & posts over again I must admit the similarities are uncanny

[columbo]

I was trying to encourage you to post reviews excluding unnecessary history but I see my efforts were wasted! You seem like a nice bloke Marty but you are doomed on here as you can't remain impartial and unemotional! 

I am a nice bloke sir, but you have your autocorrect on. In fact it is autoincorrect, as when you type columbo it changes it to Marty. Mr Dickus, I am always joking. I expected you to laugh with my earlier comment. I hope you will at least smile with my autoincorrect joke. One more thing, you seem a nice bloke too and I am intigued by your adventures with all the horniest girls in here. No animousity sir, it's all in good humour. No offence taken, no offence intended.

[columbo]

Just one more thing....As the subject is a banned member called McFly, I read some of this person's reviews and they are very explicit. He mentions ass juice somewhere and tasting it. Yukh, I actually puked on my raincoat. Laundry bills again. Lt Columbo did study human biology but never thought that the female rectum was a lubricating part of the body. That guy must be sick and it is no surprising that he was banned for being unstable. Goodnight folks.

[columbo]

Trying so hard to fit in and earn credibility by targeting the "A-list".

Just let me know whether I should post helpful reviews from my upcoming punts with Adele4u, Dee, Platinum Cindy, Madlin Moon, Elle, Miss KDD and some untried girls or whether I am wasting my time and yours.

Please learn to read. What is your problem?

[yorkshire123]

Just let me know whether I should post helpful reviews from my upcoming punts with Adele4u, Dee, Platinum Cindy, Madlin Moon, Elle, Miss KDD and some untried girls or whether I am wasting my time and yours.

Please learn to read. What is your problem?

Who gives a fuck you either post or you don't, If you are waiting for some soppy cunt to beg you to do so you may be in for a long wait, please learn to understand that small but vital point 

[vw]

some untried girls

Untried ones are a priority to me, love the hidden gem and then when bored share the gem with the world, not when she wants you to but when you want to !

Everyone loves those who share something fresh ! If your seeking that ?

[PLeisure]

Just let me know whether I should post helpful reviews from my upcoming punts with Adele4u, Dee, Platinum Cindy, Madlin Moon, Elle, Miss KDD and some untried girls or whether I am wasting my time and yours.

Please learn to read. What is your problem?

No problem whatsoever, Marty.

Just kinda funny how desperate you are to fit in with the community.

To answer your earlier question/ 'generous' offer... No, we don't need your "helpful" reviews 

[akauya]

Just kinda funny how desperate you are to fit in with the community.

That's a good point...and therein lies the problem.

It's funny how many newbies or previously banned members try desperately to fit in. My advice to them would be just be yourself and don't try so hard. Don't bullshit, don't pretend, don't try following the "crowd"... if there is such a crowd.

If UKP was as unfriendly and full of "haters" as we are accused so frequently then we woudn't be the most popular punting forum with more than 37,000 members (and counting) then would we?

There are plenty of newbies who get along just fine... very, very few drama queens (whether they are returnees or newbies) who will invaraibly get teased and will start crying foul.

We were all newbies at one point or another and the majority of us never got any shit from anyone - that should tell you something.

[vw]

There are plenty of newbies who get along just fine... very, very few drama queens (whether they are returnees or newbies) who will invaraibly get teased and will start crying foul.

There are some damn good newbies that get along fine, they may be new here but not new to the game and have some good info to share while they gather !

[Bigus Dickus]

I wish I was as rich as Westy. So now I am him! A barebacker!

Stop being paranoid Mart....Columbo!

This was aimed at the pussyman! 

[columbo]

No problem whatsoever, Marty.

Just kinda funny how desperate you are to fit in with the community.

To answer your earlier question/ 'generous' offer... No, we don't need your "helpful" reviews 

I recently received a message from the sweet and lovely Helena Adventure. She thanked me for my review. Adele Bella posted here to thank me for my review. My reviews are mainly for such lovely girls who deserve my genuine reviews. There are other grateful punters too who like them. Final answer like it or not, my reviews will keep on coming. You don't like them, don't read them. You say "we" don't need them. I don't think you represent everybody on here.

[vw]

Adele Bella posted here to thank me for my review.

I fucking hate that, coming on here and thanking for reviews, had it once and it feels awkward nothing to be proud of and felt awkward as fuck.

Then again on yelp the other day, the Ritz commented on my review about how great my table manner were and to thank me for the review.

[columbo]

I fucking hate that, coming on here and thanking for reviews, had it once and it feels awkward nothing to be proud of and felt awkward as fuck.

Then again on yelp the other day, the Ritz commented on my review about how great my table manner were and to thank me for the review.

Congratulations on reaching 3000 posts.

[yorkshire123]

I recently received a message from the sweet and lovely Helena Adventure. She thanked me for my review. Adele Bella posted here to thank me for my review. My reviews are mainly for such lovely girls who deserve my genuine reviews. There are other grateful punters too who like them. Final answer like it or not, my reviews will keep on coming. You don't like them, don't read them. You say "we" don't need them. I don't think you represent everybody on here.

Sorry I always thought this was a punters forum & the review's were for other punters benefit 

[Cuntminion]

Sorry I always thought this was a punters forum & the review's were for other punters benefit  :errunknown:

Cuntlumbo

The more he types

The downer he digs

[vw]

Congratulations on reaching 3000 posts.

Deflecting will get you nowhere ! 

[Sylvester]

Congratulations on reaching 3000 posts.

Increasingly there is a passive aggressive obsequiousness creeping into your posts.  Unnecessarily complimenting / thanking / praising people.

That was also very much part of Marty's MO.  I still don't think you are him, but you do share some unpleasant characteristics

Trying to ingratiate yourself with oily backslapping is unlikely to help.

[PLeisure]

WotW 

[claretandblue]

WotW 

+1 

[SamLP]

Apart from the way he posts etc.. and Admin's note on the same area and network provider as Marty. Just took a quick look, Marty's last AW review was on 21st July & Columbo's first AW review was on 1st August. Quite the coincidence that Columbo started his AW profile as soon as Marty stopped using his. Both fictional TV characters, always thanking prossies, referring to their reviews as helpful & great while accusing the first person to query them as having insulted them.

This in addition to having some great insight into previously banned members despite only signing up a month ago, trying to distance himself from marty by claiming to another member that if he hates him so much he should find him and kill him and ironically trying to portray himself as a sane and stable guy opposed to the unstable marty. Most people being accused of someone else would react differently but Columbo has been trying to prove he isn't marty by convincing us he is stable, quite a weird tactic unless he is marty. Quite a sad & unstable person that wants attention & as someone else mentioned has gone straight for some of the popular girls to try and fit in and gain "credibility" and continued his arse licking of some members he used to arse lick when he was marty. Bad habits never die.

[claretandblue]

I hope "columbo" does post a review or two more before his inevitable explosion and banning

I am wondering if he will ever top the one he wrote about lyndsey and her "arse juice"

[OldAdmin]

He sent me PM with advice on how to run this site (suggestion on dealing with banned members returning!).

He started the PM with 'Hello Sir', I'm pretty sure mcfly once wrote the same in a PM to me, regardless I've seen enough to get rid off this character.

He'll be back. They can't stay away.

[vw]

I hope "columbo" does post a review or two more before his inevitable explosion and banning

No more reviews, no 2nd breakdown !

[shagbambi]

I was truly waiting for his review of Ellle...

[PLeisure]

I was truly waiting for his review of Ellle...

We wuz cheated.....     

[Bigus Dickus]

We wuz cheated.....     

Despite the crazy meltdowns MMF was quite entertaining!

 

[LL]

Edit: Never mind. Just seen Admin's post.

[lewishamguy]

Apart from the way he posts etc.. and Admin's note on the same area and network provider as Marty. Just took a quick look, Marty's last AW review was on 21st July & Columbo's first AW review was on 1st August. Quite the coincidence that Columbo started his AW profile as soon as Marty stopped using his. Both fictional TV characters, always thanking prossies, referring to their reviews as helpful & great while accusing the first person to query them as having insulted them.

This in addition to having some great insight into previously banned members despite only signing up a month ago, trying to distance himself from marty by claiming to another member that if he hates him so much he should find him and kill him and ironically trying to portray himself as a sane and stable guy opposed to the unstable marty. Most people being accused of someone else would react differently but Columbo has been trying to prove he isn't marty by convincing us he is stable, quite a weird tactic unless he is marty. Quite a sad & unstable person that wants attention & as someone else mentioned has gone straight for some of the popular girls to try and fit in and gain "credibility" and continued his arse licking of some members he used to arse lick when he was marty. Bad habits never die.

That's right marty's last AW rating was 21st July but Columbo's 1st AW rating started from 30th July. Well indeed he was a fictional character.

[claretandblue]

We should organise a sweep on which fictional character he will turn up as next

[vw]

We should organise a sweep on which fictional character he will turn up as next

Mr Bean !