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Author Topic: khloe sexy girl -NW9  (Read 14826 times)


66 review(s) for khloe sexy girl (63 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


some untried girls
Untried ones are a priority to me, love the hidden gem and then when bored share the gem with the world, not when she wants you to but when you want to !

Everyone loves those who share something fresh ! If your seeking that ?

Offline PLeisure

Just let me know whether I should post helpful reviews from my upcoming punts with Adele4u, Dee, Platinum Cindy, Madlin Moon, Elle, Miss KDD and some untried girls or whether I am wasting my time and yours.

Please learn to read. What is your problem?
:dancegirl:
No problem whatsoever, Marty.

Just kinda funny how desperate you are to fit in with the community.

To answer your earlier question/ 'generous' offer... No, we don't need your "helpful" reviews  :hi:

Offline akauya


Just kinda funny how desperate you are to fit in with the community.


That's a good point...and therein lies the problem.

It's funny how many newbies or previously banned members try desperately to fit in. My advice to them would be just be yourself and don't try so hard. Don't bullshit, don't pretend, don't try following the "crowd"... if there is such a crowd.

If UKP was as unfriendly and full of "haters" as we are accused so frequently then we woudn't be the most popular punting forum with more than 37,000 members (and counting) then would we?

There are plenty of newbies who get along just fine... very, very few drama queens (whether they are returnees or newbies) who will invaraibly get teased and will start crying foul.

We were all newbies at one point or another and the majority of us never got any shit from anyone - that should tell you something.

There are plenty of newbies who get along just fine... very, very few drama queens (whether they are returnees or newbies) who will invaraibly get teased and will start crying foul.
There are some damn good newbies that get along fine, they may be new here but not new to the game and have some good info to share while they gather !

I wish I was as rich as Westy. So now I am him! A barebacker!

Stop being paranoid Mart....Columbo!

This was aimed at the pussyman!  :wacko:

Offline columbo

:dancegirl:
No problem whatsoever, Marty.

Just kinda funny how desperate you are to fit in with the community.

To answer your earlier question/ 'generous' offer... No, we don't need your "helpful" reviews  :hi:

I recently received a message from the sweet and lovely Helena Adventure. She thanked me for my review. Adele Bella posted here to thank me for my review. My reviews are mainly for such lovely girls who deserve my genuine reviews. There are other grateful punters too who like them. Final answer like it or not, my reviews will keep on coming. You don't like them, don't read them. You say "we" don't need them. I don't think you represent everybody on here.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2015, 08:39:30 PM by columbo »
Banning reason: Previously banned

Adele Bella posted here to thank me for my review.
I fucking hate that, coming on here and thanking for reviews, had it once and it feels awkward nothing to be proud of and felt awkward as fuck.

Then again on yelp the other day, the Ritz commented on my review about how great my table manner were and to thank me for the review.

Offline columbo

I fucking hate that, coming on here and thanking for reviews, had it once and it feels awkward nothing to be proud of and felt awkward as fuck.

Then again on yelp the other day, the Ritz commented on my review about how great my table manner were and to thank me for the review.

Congratulations on reaching 3000 posts.
Banning reason: Previously banned

Offline yorkshire123

I recently received a message from the sweet and lovely Helena Adventure. She thanked me for my review. Adele Bella posted here to thank me for my review. My reviews are mainly for such lovely girls who deserve my genuine reviews. There are other grateful punters too who like them. Final answer like it or not, my reviews will keep on coming. You don't like them, don't read them. You say "we" don't need them. I don't think you represent everybody on here.

Sorry I always thought this was a punters forum & the review's were for other punters benefit  :unknown:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline comaminion

Sorry I always thought this was a punters forum & the review's were for other punters benefit  :errunknown:

Cuntlumbo

The more he types

The downer he digs
Banning reason: White-knighting

Congratulations on reaching 3000 posts.
Deflecting will get you nowhere ! 

Offline Sylvester

Congratulations on reaching 3000 posts.

Increasingly there is a passive aggressive obsequiousness creeping into your posts.  Unnecessarily complimenting / thanking / praising people.

That was also very much part of Marty's MO.  I still don't think you are him, but you do share some unpleasant characteristics

Trying to ingratiate yourself with oily backslapping is unlikely to help.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)



Offline SamLP

Apart from the way he posts etc.. and Admin's note on the same area and network provider as Marty. Just took a quick look, Marty's last AW review was on 21st July & Columbo's first AW review was on 1st August. Quite the coincidence that Columbo started his AW profile as soon as Marty stopped using his. Both fictional TV characters, always thanking prossies, referring to their reviews as helpful & great while accusing the first person to query them as having insulted them.

This in addition to having some great insight into previously banned members despite only signing up a month ago, trying to distance himself from marty by claiming to another member that if he hates him so much he should find him and kill him and ironically trying to portray himself as a sane and stable guy opposed to the unstable marty. Most people being accused of someone else would react differently but Columbo has been trying to prove he isn't marty by convincing us he is stable, quite a weird tactic unless he is marty. Quite a sad & unstable person that wants attention & as someone else mentioned has gone straight for some of the popular girls to try and fit in and gain "credibility" and continued his arse licking of some members he used to arse lick when he was marty. Bad habits never die.

I hope "columbo" does post a review or two more before his inevitable explosion and banning

I am wondering if he will ever top the one he wrote about lyndsey and her "arse juice" :D

Offline Admin

  • Site Owner
He sent me PM with advice on how to run this site (suggestion on dealing with banned members returning!).

He started the PM with 'Hello Sir', I'm pretty sure mcfly once wrote the same in a PM to me, regardless I've seen enough to get rid off this character.

He'll be back. They can't stay away.

I hope "columbo" does post a review or two more before his inevitable explosion and banning
No more reviews, no 2nd breakdown !

Offline shagbambi

I was truly waiting for his review of Ellle...

Offline PLeisure

I was truly waiting for his review of Ellle...
We wuz cheated.....  :unknown:  :thumbsdown:  :sarcastic:

We wuz cheated.....  :unknown:  :thumbsdown:  :sarcastic:

Despite the crazy meltdowns MMF was quite entertaining!

 :wackogirl:

Offline LL

Edit: Never mind. Just seen Admin's post.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 07:40:54 AM by LL »

Apart from the way he posts etc.. and Admin's note on the same area and network provider as Marty. Just took a quick look, Marty's last AW review was on 21st July & Columbo's first AW review was on 1st August. Quite the coincidence that Columbo started his AW profile as soon as Marty stopped using his. Both fictional TV characters, always thanking prossies, referring to their reviews as helpful & great while accusing the first person to query them as having insulted them.

This in addition to having some great insight into previously banned members despite only signing up a month ago, trying to distance himself from marty by claiming to another member that if he hates him so much he should find him and kill him and ironically trying to portray himself as a sane and stable guy opposed to the unstable marty. Most people being accused of someone else would react differently but Columbo has been trying to prove he isn't marty by convincing us he is stable, quite a weird tactic unless he is marty. Quite a sad & unstable person that wants attention & as someone else mentioned has gone straight for some of the popular girls to try and fit in and gain "credibility" and continued his arse licking of some members he used to arse lick when he was marty. Bad habits never die.

That's right marty's last AW rating was 21st July but Columbo's 1st AW rating started from 30th July. Well indeed he was a fictional character. :sarcastic:

We should organise a sweep on which fictional character he will turn up as next :D

We should organise a sweep on which fictional character he will turn up as next :D
Mr Bean !




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