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Offline mcardle464

+1 Q.

I do wonder if some UKP ers are aware of the concept of "enlightened self interest"  or what my granny would call "catching more flies (?!) with sugar than vinegar."

In other words, being nice to people makes them respond better. In all sorts of situations. My postie dropped some letters through my open door in the summer - one fell behind the radiator so he knocked on the door to let me know - it actually was important mail;  I'm sure he did that because I am friendly to him, know his name, and don't just treat him like a "service provider".

One of my outcalls stayed for twice the length of time booked.  I think pretty much everyone, even if they are providing a service, likes to be treated as a human being. That's my position, call it fluffy if you like. 

Offline Quesadilla

Strange that in over 30+ years of punting I have never been refused by a pro$$ie --------------- and I am an ugly old cunt.  :rolleyes:

Let me tell you something about pro$$ies, if you had no money they would not piss on you to put out a fire ---------- they are not in the habit of doing "favours".     :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I think you should be especially grateful then JRC.  :hi:
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Offline Jimmyredcab

You pay to play but it doesn't give you any rights over her whatsoever.
.

You accept photos like this when paying £150 an hour, that tells me everything I need to know about you -------


Offline cueball

and I am an ugly old cunt.

Don't be too hard on yourself Jimmy, I'm sure at one time you were an ugly young cunt

Offline StPunt

i think you're looking into it too deeply, you pay money for a service. its fine to thank them at the end of the service just like you thank the barman for a drink but its not a favour.

...your point about them choosing to sleep with you after money is exchanged, well they wouldnt get much return business if they kept your money and said 'get out' would they and in addition to that a wg knows going down this route would eventually upset the wrong sort of unsavoury character anyway which would put a stop to that. And also in the majority of cases the man is stronger than the woman so in a private setting he'd just grab the cash back off her.

They have a good look at you when you come through the door anyway so if you have poor hygiene or bad manners from the get go money isnt exchanged in the first place and i should imagine the client is asked to leave.


Offline James999

or what my granny would call "catching more flies (?!) with sugar than vinegar."

Was your granny a pro$$ie?

Lovely to hear your grannys tales, but in the example you provide the best way to attract flies is actually SHIT  :hi:

« Last Edit: February 17, 2015, 12:31:32 PM by James999 »

Offline Sedlmayer

I'm finding this thread fascinating.

I wonder if forums for real ale buffs have similar prolonged debates about whether saying thanks to the barman for pulling you a pint makes you the CAMRA equivalent of a fluffy cunt  :drinks:

Offline Quesadilla

i think you're looking into it too deeply, you pay money for a service. its fine to thank them at the end of the service just like you thank the barman for a drink but its not a favour.

...your point about them choosing to sleep with you after money is exchanged, well they wouldnt get much return business if they kept your money and said 'get out' would they and in addition to that a wg knows going down this route would eventually upset the wrong sort of unsavoury character anyway which would put a stop to that. And also in the majority of cases the man is stronger than the woman so in a private setting he'd just grab the cash back off her.

They have a good look at you when you come through the door anyway so if you have poor hygiene or bad manners from the get go money isnt exchanged in the first place and i should imagine the client is asked to leave.

As you rightly say - as did I - escorts know that they won't get much repeat business if they are too fussy and may get a reputation which results in a dusty phone. 

But having good hygiene and good manners appear to be a basic requirement, and in most cases I assume even the crustiest, meanest, ugliest punters like JRC do the basics which is why they don't get turned away. 
 
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Offline Quesadilla

You accept photos like this when paying £150 an hour, that tells me everything I need to know about you -------


Err...which is that I am more interested in services and attitude from a WG than looks and trust the reviews of my peers.  We all know what you think of your peers don't we JRC?  That tells me everything I need to know about you. :hi:
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Offline Jimmyredcab

Err...which is that I am more interested in services and attitude from a WG than looks and trust the reviews of my peers. We all know what you think of your peers don't we JRC? That tells me everything I need to know about you. :hi:

I have the greatest respect for many of our members, less respect for some others ------------- I only have one arsewipe on ignore, that is not bad after 4 years +.     :hi:

Offline unclesweetheart

It's not remotely fluffy.  It's just plain fact.  If you pay a prostitute for sex and for whatever reason she decides not to go through with it you still have no legal or moral right to force her.   She should certainly return the cash in answer to James' comment, and if she doesn't she's a thieving con artist who should not be in this business - as I know from bitter experience and will continue to do everything I can to make sure that one particular skank never works again. 

But philosophically, legally, morally, if a woman has sex with you it's her choice and has NOTHING to do with you paying her.   

If you disagree with that - JRC et al - by all means try arguing it in a court of law after you have sex simply because you paid but without her consent. "I bought her dinner / took her shopping / gave her cash" is no get out clause and will result in the prompt end to your liberty as well as your punting career as you wind up on the sex offenders register.  :hi:

Obviously a working girl who is really fussy who she sees is not going to get much trade - but as long as she has enough trade to meet her financial goals she really doesn't have to give a shit. 

Argue the toss all you want - it's ultimately her choice so IMHO that means she's doing you a favour.

Brilliant and unanswerable post, Q. The fact that in response to it you've just received ad hominem attacks rather than reasoned argument is predictable but attests to the strength of your case. I hadn't realised the legal position but thanks for that. :drinks:

As an ordinary respectful/clean/polite and, yes GRATEFUL punter, I've had discounts from girls, the sessions have extended by up to an hour & more, (frankly outrageously horny) sex has been offered on a supposedly non-sexual dinner date (paying half the usual rate)... and not, to repeat, because I'm any great shakes to look at - for all I know I could be an even uglier cunt than JRC. But perhaps it's because, at root, I don't believe that the girls I see wouldn't piss on me to put out a fire but are, in fact, sexually confident & liberated & expert, beautiful young women who are using their natural advantages and temperaments to make a lot of money. And who are consenting to sex with me (the legal position which you explain). And the sex is the best I've ever had in my life - for the reasons which you also explain well, Q. Thanks, girls, say I - and thanks again Q.
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Offline StPunt

i think a few of you have managed to out-fluff yourselves, being respectfull, clean and polite was never debated, some just disagreed on the 'doing you a favour' issue. So they are doing you a favour if they dont chuck you out without giving your money back? :wackogirl:

Offline 306

in this world of sex registers and all that goes with it
eg no photos of your kid at swimming pool etc
just remember if your wg is really pissed off with you or something else
a thank you for seeing me may be the difference
between ok bye

and call the police that man did this and that to me etc press charges and all that brings with it !!

far fetched but could happen
all for the lack of a thank you ???? :vomit:
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Offline Jimmyredcab

Let me try my best to define " a favour".

Over the weekend my cab broke down, on Monday morning I turned up at my regular garage without an appointment, the mechanic stopped what he was doing and started working on my cab right away ----------- he could have told me to leave the cab and come back later, I regard that as a favour.
When a girl accepts a booking from me and I pay her £120 or whatever to fuck her that is a business agreement, I have never said "thank you" for taking my money -------------- and I never would.    :crazy:

Offline Jimmyredcab

in this world of sex registers and all that goes with it
eg no photos of your kid at swimming pool etc
just remember if your wg is really pissed off with you or something else
a thank you for seeing me may be the difference
between ok bye

and call the police that man did this and that to me etc press charges and all that brings with it !!

far fetched but could happen
all for the lack of a thank you ???? :vomit:

The girl might phone the police because you did not thank her.    :unknown: :unknown: :unknown:

Please tell me you are joking.    :crazy:

Offline NIK

Brilliant and unanswerable post, Q. The fact that in response to it you've just received ad hominem attacks rather than reasoned argument is predictable but attests to the strength of your case. I hadn't realised the legal position but thanks for that. :drinks:

As an ordinary respectful/clean/polite and, yes GRATEFUL punter, I've had discounts from girls, the sessions have extended by up to an hour & more, (frankly outrageously horny) sex has been offered on a supposedly non-sexual dinner date (paying half the usual rate)... and not, to repeat, because I'm any great shakes to look at - for all I know I could be an even uglier cunt than JRC. But perhaps it's because, at root, I don't believe that the girls I see wouldn't piss on me to put out a fire but are, in fact, sexually confident & liberated & expert, beautiful young women who are using their natural advantages and temperaments to make a lot of money. And who are consenting to sex with me (the legal position which you explain). And the sex is the best I've ever had in my life - for the reasons which you also explain well, Q. Thanks, girls, say I - and thanks again Q.

I think you are exaggerating the beauty of prossies. Very few of them are truly beautiful. If they were they wouldn't be prossying.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2015, 02:32:45 PM by NIK »

Offline 306

people have a nasty way of overreacting sometimes !
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Offline Jimmyredcab

I think you are exaggerating the beauty of prossies. Very few of them are truly beautiful. If they were they wouldn't be prossying.

Very true, I see far more beautiful girls walking around the City or on the London Underground.    :hi:

Offline James999

I think you are exaggerating the beauty of prossies. Very few of them are truly beautiful. If they were they wouldn't be prossying.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt, the truth is sometimes a bitter pill  :hi:

Offline 306

Let me try my best to define " a favour".

Over the weekend my cab broke down, on Monday morning I turned up at my regular garage without an appointment, the mechanic stopped what he was doing and started working on my cab right away ----------- he could have told me to leave the cab and come back later, I regard that as a favour.
When a girl accepts a booking from me and I pay her £120 or whatever to fuck her that is a business agreement, I have never said "thank you" for taking my money -------------- and I never would.    :crazy:
so did you say thank you to your mechanic for doing you a favour
 because if you didnt i guess next time you want a favour he will be too busy
and when you are  gone he will  say fuck off you ungrateful cunt that the last favour i will do for you you never had the decency to even say THANK YOU !
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Offline James999

so did you say thank you to your mechanic for doing you a favour
 because if you didnt i guess next time you want a favour he will be too busy
and when you are  gone he will  say fuck off you ungrateful cunt that the last favour i will do for you you never had the decency to even say THANK YOU !

Stop being a cunt  :hi:

Offline punk

Why do checkout assistants have to make small talk, they should be gagged in my opinion.    :bomb:

All part of the American style customer service that companies now a days get the hard for.

Offline punk

It's queds fucked up attitude that saw him pay £300 just to chat to a pro$$ie, he's clearly confusing paid sex with some form of relationship  :thumbsdown:

:D    :crazy: :wacko: 

Offline James999

All part of the American style customer service that companies now a days get the hard for.

It's bollocks, in the bank I had some dumb tart asking all sorts of pointless questions, I pointed out to her that if she stopped asking stupid questions the queue would be a lot shorter  :sarcastic:

Like the fucking Survey, everyone wants to do a survey about your experience, but do fuck all with it apart from use it in their future advertising   :unknown:

Offline Jimmyredcab

so did you say thank you to your mechanic for doing you a favour
 because if you didnt i guess next time you want a favour he will be too busy


No, I didn't say thank you ------------------------- I gave him a £15 tip, that GUARANTEES me that I will get a prompt service next time I visit the garage.    :hi:


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