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Author Topic: would you leave money in your will to an escort  (Read 1848 times)

Offline alenski

thank you for that mixed bag of replies.yes i do know their real names and address and all my family know what i do since my mentally handicapped  brother came in early from his work and caught me in bed with a  naked 23  year old stunner then proceeded to talk about it at a christmas gathering where all my relations were present.the look on my sisters face was quite priceless.she was not amused to say the least and in fact phoned me the the following  day to tell me she did not regard me as part of her family.we are now back to normal and the incident is never mentioned.

Offline nigel4498

Well I've heard about people leaving money to the cats home, so leaving it to your favourite pussies seems the done thing.

Offline figleaf

I have an idea. 

Give me the money
Tell me who she is
I will pay her for a load of punts

She ends up with the money, i end up with lots of free sex, everybody is happy!


Offline StPunt

got a better idea, spend your money on yourself while you're alive. enjoy  :drinks:

Offline Quesadilla

got a better idea, spend your money on yourself while you're alive. enjoy  :drinks:

Yeah, if you knew exactly when you'd die you could budget your punts accordingly so you spent every last cent getting well and truly fucked, then pop your clogs ideally while balls deep in a 19 year old hottie and go out with a huge smile on your face.   :yahoo:

Sadly much more likely to end up with some 50 year old munter reluctantly wiping your arse in a home but you can dream I suppose!

I don't have any family I'd leave a single cent to.  Most of them know about my hobby and I couldn't give a shit who else knows when I'm dead!  Because errr...I'll be dead!  Don't care what people think now and will definitely care a lot less then.

Most of my regs I suspect earn as much if not more than me so I'm really not sure what benefit there would be in leaving them something in my will.  I would much rather if there's anything left it go to a charity. 
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline sxman

I suppose if you have no family and have developed EAS to the WG then why not if it makes you happy.

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Can i be executor in your will ?  Let me do all the admin in sorting out payments to said WG's.  I'm sure there'll be some 'minge' benefits.  Funny to see everyone's reaction when they see the will.  1/ AW profile name X & number y = £z  2/ ditto .......

Offline aerofan5

This thread reminded me of a happening a few years ago.

One of my (Jewish) friends in New York had an uncle who had a thing for black hookers.

The family disapproved, but the old guy didn't give a hoot about what they thought.

He was above average rich and when his will was read the lawyers hired a hall to do the reading. No less than 32 black hookers turned up and he gifted all of them sums of money along with valuable articles, such as pictures, ceramics etc.

His family, who numbered in dozens, were really pissed off as they thought that many of the items were to be left to them.

My friend said that with the screaming, shouting and crying it was like World War 3 had started!!

What a way to give your family the finger though!

Online webpunter

Look at things another way.  Yes you leave some money for people you liked / made you happy.  Not necessarily family.  Why not give some money to those people who made you really happy ?  Think for most of us these times will be far away.  But as these move closer then we'll become more reliant on WG's who we know we'll have a good & safe time with.  That are comfortable with old geezers.  Not an age in life to be out chasing girlies where there could be some issues.  If things go pear shaped i'm happy to deal with whatever arises.  Because i can.  Will i be able to do the same in X-Y years - probably not.  Whatever works for each of us.  Plus i'd smile when my time is nearly up - knowing that mourners will get a bit of a shock.  The women will be fucked off & the blokes will think lucky Alan B'stard  :lol:

jcdmj12

Leave it to me and I'll spent it on whores in your memory.

Offline NightKid

I'm surprised no one's said it but, even if family members are out of the equation, you must be a really horrible person if you're seriously considering prostitutes over every other possible alternatives.
To those who've suggested charity, thank you for showing some common sense and humanity.

Is this another one of those joke threads where the OP next has a nightmare about not leaving his whores enough?  :crazy:  :dash:

Leaving money in a will to an escort, is surely just going to cause trouble

Would the escort really be happy with £50,000, which should be going to family, and  what about your family, there bound to be argument, about what has been done

Now I don't have any real money in the bank, but have a few life insurance policies, and a very good pension, which when you total them up, my estimated pot in the will would be £120,000

works life insurance through private pension + pension pot + my own life insurance = money to be spit between my nephews/nieces, or grand nephews/nieces

Offline Quesadilla

Leaving money in a will to an escort, is surely just going to cause trouble

Would the escort really be happy with £50,000, which should be going to family, and  what about your family, there bound to be argument, about what has been done

Now I don't have any real money in the bank, but have a few life insurance policies, and a very good pension, which when you total them up, my estimated pot in the will would be £120,000

works life insurance through private pension + pension pot + my own life insurance = money to be spit between my nephews/nieces, or grand nephews/nieces

Depends on whether your family deserve it. My nieces and nephews do nothing to stay in touch with me, never send me a birthday or christmas card, and frankly are self-absorbed little twats.

I was always the fun uncle that spent time with them when they were kids. Now they're all grown up they're too cool for uncle Q.

Well fuck 'em - they are not getting a penny out of me - I would rather leave it to Battersea dogs home than them.  :hi:

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Third Man

well hopefully you will have many more years punting, and the chances are that the girls you are fucking now will have given up or moved away, so there will be new ones to leave money to!

Offline CBPaul

You mention a 'little something' OP, I'm guessing money rather than a plaster cast of your phallus - would certainty be something to remember you by though  :D.

I don't see anything wrong with a small monetary gift, I would find it amusing to know that certain members of my family would be extremely pissed off when the will was discovered whereas others would think good on him, dirty old bastard.

Knowing their names is one thing, but their address is different, your executors could be in for a nightmare should the prossie move.  They may well keep an eye on the local paper for the memoriam announcement if they know they are a beneficiary and will try harder to keep you happy - win win.

Leaving the whole estate to prossies is different IMO, personally I have plenty of family who would get my dosh first. If I outlive the lot of them (unlikely) then charity gets it. I would rather it go to someone who will make some good use of it rather than a prossie who will squander it.

Offline CBPaul

Depends on whether your family deserve it. My nieces and nephews do nothing to stay in touch with me, never send me a birthday or christmas card, and frankly are self-absorbed little twats.

I was always the fun uncle that spent time with them when they were kids. Now they're all grown up they're too cool for uncle Q.

Well fuck 'em - they are not getting a penny out of me - I would rather leave it to Battersea dogs home than them.  :hi:

Yes I have a few in that bracket, good old fun Uncle CBP is now a boring old fart, best avoided because he has never lived and just doesn't understand but might me good for a handout so pretend to be friendly when nobody is looking.

Uncle CBP is not good for a handout and they'll be getting a tenth of fuck all when I'm gone. Pity I won't be able to see the look on their faces  :(

Offline Quesadilla

Uncle CBP is not good for a handout and they'll be getting a tenth of fuck all when I'm gone. Pity I won't be able to see the look on their faces  :(

 :lol:  :drinks:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline The whore of Babylon

Probably not, but have to disagree with you profusely Benson re them blowing it.  Most of the WG'S I have seen are savvy savers!  That said, it depends on the WG, but they aren't all scatty spendaholics!  Iv'e seen some renovate houses, buy holiday homes, privately educate their kids etc - so some are good with their cash.
Banning reason: Troll

Online Marmalade

Is this another one of those joke threads where the OP next has a nightmare about not leaving his whores enough?  :crazy:  :dash:
I did think it was a strange thread, even fake. But on looking at the OP's profile he just seems like a gentleman who is seriously out of touch with reality - and possibly desperate to be loved. He imagines prostitutes are little angels just for doing their job.

Seriously, there's nothing 'wrong' with someone doing whatever they want with their life: but imagining you are making it count for something rather than actually doing so is an opportunity missed. There are many life-expanding possibilities one can use money for before one dies. If the gentleman feels his life has been overwhelmingly enhanced by fucking prostitutes there are one or two charities that are fighting for prostitutes rights and trying to stop abolitionist legislation. But he is a punter, not a prostitute. Why not consider something that his own life has stood for. What did you do in your life that had value to others? There is probably something. Carry on doing it after you're dead.

btw, with respect to someone who is maybe very elderly, fluffy reviews are maybe 'sweet', but for others reading them, it is not really 'value' they contain on UKP as much as 'msg' and maybe a little entertainment content.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2015, 11:33:14 AM by Marmalade »

Offline alenski

not fake.i was thinking of leaving  a token sum like a £1000  just enough for a decent weeks holiday most of my money will go to my nephew and niece.

Offline Jimmyredcab

not fake.i was thinking of leaving  a token sum like a £1000  just enough for a decent weeks holiday most of my money will go to my nephew and niece.

I would love to be present at the reading of the will --------

"I leave Sallysucks1 £1000 to spend on a nice holiday".       :D

Online Marmalade

I would love to be present at the reading of the will --------

"I leave Sallysucks1 £1000 to spend on a nice holiday".       :D
If she's any good she's probably spending a lot more than that on a holiday anyway  :rolleyes: what's a grande, one overnighter?
Graciously accepting gifts is "part of the service" since some punters like the role play in which they are "benefactors."

Offline raylondoner

Money, how vulgar!

I've left the estate, cars, horses, hounds and gold bars held at HSBC, Switzerland to mine!  :rose:

It's your money leave it to who you want. As for the relatives don't worry about the fall out as you will be dead, the dead don't get embarrassed.

Only problem is depending on how much you give them it might take a few girls out of circulation and force prices up and there is less product.

Offline aerofan5

Leaving money to charities is a politically correct thing to do, but I would always check on the salary that the COE of any charity receives, and the salary is before the expense account.


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