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bod666

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I had an outcall to my place this morning. Had an awesome time, just before the girl left we were stood downstairs talking when my front door opens and my mother walks in!!!  :scare:

Thankfully i played it cool (& hopefully didnt look like a guilty adulterer) and made up an excuse about her being a business colleague. The girl in question had dressed discretely so it was plausible.

Fuck me though it could have been so much worse (I had considered showing her out bollock naked - would have been no hiding what had been going on then!)

Anyone else had any similar horrific visitations?

Hopefully I won't be posting on here in a few weeks time that my life has fell apart and i've been outed as an escort using perv! :manhater:

Aspen

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I had an outcall to my place this morning. Had an awesome time, just before the girl left we were stood downstairs talking when my front door opens and my mother walks in!!!  :scare:

Thankfully i played it cool (& hopefully didnt look like a guilty adulterer) and made up an excuse about her being a business colleague. The girl in question had dressed discretely so it was plausible.

Fuck me though it could have been so much worse (I had considered showing her out bollock naked - would have been no hiding what had been going on then!)

Anyone else had any similar horrific visitations?

Hopefully I won't be posting on here in a few weeks time that my life has fell apart and i've been outed as an escort using perv!

Hope your mother isn't in the habit of reading this site either.    :scare:

Stranger things have happened.

Offline Anadin

Am I understanding this right, you're married and you had an outcall to your home? Fuck me it's like you wanna get caught.

LL

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Am I understanding this right, you're married and you had an outcall to your home? Fuck me it's like you wanna get caught.
That's what I thought.  In fact this is so far-fetched it almost seems like bullshit.  OP, do you not think that your Mother will tell your wife.  She may not have acted suspicious at the time - but she would have been!  Then when your wife finds out it's going to be very tricky to get out of this.  I hope the WG in question is prepared to meet you both to keep up the façade!

justfornow

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That's what I thought.  In fact this is so far-fetched it almost seems like bullshit.  OP, do you not think that your Mother will tell your wife.  She may not have acted suspicious at the time - but she would have been!  Then when your wife finds out it's going to be very tricky to get out of this.  I hope the WG in question is prepared to meet you both to keep up the façade!

i reckon that would be quite expensive solution :D

don't underestimate the power of denial :D

LL

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i reckon that would be quite expensive solution :D

don't underestimate the power of denial :D
Denial might work if the wife finds a spare phone but hearing of a fit young women in her own home when just her husband is at home with her.  That sounds dodgy as fuck to me - and I'm a man.  Imagine what a woman would make of it!

bod666

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It's not bullshit - no word of it was a lie. I am self employed, work from home alot and often have business meetings at  home. So which is more believable to a person from the real world - she's a hooker? or she's a business colleague? I'm just glad she was a "classy" hooker so didn't look like one.

In terms of wanting to get caught obviously i don't want to but any marriage where you regularly see escorts has its problems (and probably won't last).

I don't do outcalls regularly and normally only do it when the other half is in a different city.

And how many mother in laws do you know that would say to the daughter in law "watch my son - i walked in on him talking to a fit young woman in your house the other day".

There are many plausible excuses - physio, massage therapy, business colleague, hell they could be a political canvasser i'd invited in to argue about politics.

So do most of you guys book a hotel to do outcalls in?

Offline tantric talents

I suspect "mums the word"
Fortunately for you this time :bomb:

Offline Silver Birch

My missus would be pretty pissed off that her mother-in-law was letting herself into the house while she was away, and then discover she had been introduced to the hooker too...  :diablo:

Offline sxman

I'm single and would not entertain of having an outcall to my own home, but if your married and having prostitutes in yours and your wife's home and no doubt in her bed to, thats just out of order, also your Mum has a key and can walk in any time, what about your neighbours......seriously mate i'm not normally one to judge, but either your bullshitting or you have zero respect for your wife.

James999

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we were stood downstairs talking when my front door opens and my mother walks in!!!   :music:

Perhaps it's now time you left home and got your own place, living with your parents may be cheap but it clearly has its downsides  :music:

Offline shrewsmale

That's what I thought.  In fact this is so far-fetched it almost seems like bullshit.  OP, do you not think that your Mother will tell your wife.  She may not have acted suspicious at the time - but she would have been!  Then when your wife finds out it's going to be very tricky to get out of this.  I hope the WG in question is prepared to meet you both to keep up the façade!

Don't you think its a little cynical to call BS on this?

I have been punting for 6/7 years now and took risks I shouldn't because of thinking with my dick, meeting girls at work, home etc. I used to consider myself careful but having joined the site can see I am not and need to be.

Back to the point, What I am trying to say is not all punters are clued up about the dangers of being caught, even when they think they are.

The closest experience I've had to this is I was getting cash once with a wg in the car and my bloody dad pulled up beside me. Think it was all ok but didn't half shit me up!

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Offline Silver Birch

What I am trying to say is not all punters are clued up about the dangers of being caught, even when they think they are.

I think even the most stupid of punters would realise having sex with a prostitute in the marital home was a risk likely to end badly.

Smells of bullshit to me.

Offline shrewsmale

I think even the most stupid of punters would realise having sex with a prostitute in the marital home was a risk likely to end badly.

Smells of bullshit to me.

I honestly think it depends on the individual circumstances.

I agree its a risk, but doesn't mean some wont see the risk and then just ignore it.

Andre 3000

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I'm like Bod. Self employed and do a lot of work from home, sometimes with clients occasionally visiting me. This also affords me the luxury of seeing women at my home. Which I prefer.

Of course the risk is there but the risk is anywhere you punt.

Offline threechilliman

Even if I was single, I'd struggle to justify an outcall to my home. As a married man its an absolute no no. You're mixing punting life with real life. Keep doing it and you will get caught!. Castles made of Sand......

You have been warned!!!

tcm

DannyJames

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I'm single but still wouldn't have an outcall to my home.

More importantly, I wouldn't let my mother have permission or the means to just walk into my home.

Offline sparrow



  Yes, why is your mother able and allowed to just walk in. . . . ?

Ben4454

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When I was 20 decided to get a out call to my house from an agency. Parents walked in mid-session. Had to finish it with a quiet handjob.

As she was walking down the stairs my parents saw her and she awkwardly said hello. I said she was a friend of a friend.

Offline sxman

When I was 20 decided to get a out call to my house from an agency. Parents walked in mid-session. Had to finish it with a quiet handjob.

As she was walking down the stairs my parents saw her and she awkwardly said hello. I said she was a friend of a friend.

Did your Dad recognise her  :D

Ben4454

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That would of certainly added a new dimension to the current plotline.

willbred

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What a feckin nightmare scenario. I am just soooo glad I don't book hookers to my home.   :bomb:

Offline cueball

What a feckin nightmare scenario. I am just soooo glad I don't book hookers to my home.   :bomb:

+1 million

Offline potata72

Why do some of the replies assume that the OP is married?  Reading the story, especially about how the Mother walked straight in, I think it's more likely that they live with their parents.

DannyJames

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Why do some of the replies assume that the OP is married?  Reading the story, especially about how the Mother walked straight in, I think it's more likely that they live with their parents.

Those who did were probably working off the mention of hopefully not looking like a 'guilty adulterer'.

Offline threechilliman

Did your Dad recognise her  :D

The other way round for me. I just hope my son doesn't recognise her..... Eh up dad, she's in my hotlist. Great minds think alike!!

tcm

Offline cueball

The other way round for me. I just hope my son doesn't recognise her..... Eh up dad, she's in my hotlist. Great minds think alike!!

tcm

Hiya dad, tea were crap, I want mum to cook tomorrow

Offline threechilliman

Hiya dad, tea were crap, I want mum to cook tomorrow

And what did we have then?? :lol:

tcm

Offline cueball

And what did we have then?? :lol:

tcm

Ha ha, I couldn't tell what it was ha ha

Offline threechilliman

Ha ha, I couldn't tell what it was ha ha

You were right and wrong. Mrs tcm cooked tonight, though like you, I'm not entirely sure what we've eaten. On another point son, I was thinking of booking an hour with Rebecca More for your 18th birthday. How does that sound??

tcm

Offline cueball

You were right and wrong. Mrs tcm cooked tonight, though like you, I'm not entirely sure what we've eaten. On another point son, I was thinking of booking an hour with Rebecca More for your 18th birthday. How does that sound??

tcm

Your the best dad in the world, I'm never going to leave home (as long as you don't put my board up)

Offline Deepstroker

A woman can always smell another woman,especially the faint aroma of sex...