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Offline DG

Came across this venue on a well known swingers site. Exchanged a couple of emails with 'CJ'. Although it appears a lot of swingers frequent this place, there is a cover charge, £40 for a single male I think, maybe £60.

From the discussions on the site there seemed to be a lot of couples and a few single women frequenting. Numbers of single males were alway limited.

Anyone ever been and is it worth it? £40 for a 4 hour punt sounds good value, but how much action are you likley to get and are all the women over 40?

This thread mentions CJs but no reviews.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=29291.msg412705;topicseen#msg412705
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I too am interested. Was also wondering about the male-female-couples-Tranny/oddball-types etc. ratio as well.

Am in my late 20s and never done this before, but amn't really into older women, so don't want to put myself off. Probably not looking for anything too out of the ordinary first time round either - probably just a couple of little cute things I can take to bang in corner. In that case, does anyone have any idea if it's something that'd likely suit me?

Offline The whore of Babylon

Been twice.  Well organized, discreet, good ratio, and good coms, but my experience is limted to those 2 encounters.  Both @greedy Girls' night.
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Been twice.  Well organized, discreet, good ratio, and good coms, but my experience is limted to those 2 encounters.  Both @greedy Girls' night.

Cheers for this, Babylon. Can you shed any light on the age and attractiveness of the girls? And specifically, roughly how many of them, or women generally, were there compared to guys?

I've been to CJ's Greedy Girl parties & other swingers clubs a few times and, in Scotland anyway, these things are impossible to predict - unfortunately the only guarantee is that there's generally going to be a lot more men than women! One time I went there were some absolutely gorgeous girls & women there, all very game, willing and up for it ...but other times - a bit like Weight Watchers in a Nursing Home really :lol:

Whats the talent is going to be like? - Your best bet is to check the forums of a very well known free swingers website beforehand (i dunno if I can mention it here?), run a search for the date of the event and you might find a discussion around 'Who's Going'.

There's a cap on the amount of single guys at all CJ's parties (in fact all swingers events really) but it varies i think - its easy enough to email or phone her and find out.

Another thing - book your place early as you're gonna hear 'Sorry, full for single males' if you don't. You can always cancel later. And forget about phoning the day of the party, there's always a large 'Standby' guest list, and you'll be at the bottom of it!

Ive been to The After Eight in Edinburgh many times a few years back, some nights were amazing, mental nights (free bar lol) - others were downright depressing!
Its all Worth a go though I'd say!

Offline The whore of Babylon

I agree with the other guy - it varies immensely!

I'd love to try 'Killing Kitten's, but he entry fee for joining is steep.  Anyone been there?

I'd give CJ's a bash.  At the very least you can chalk it up to experience?

CJ also welcomes you to come and simply watch the first few times if you are nervous :)
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Offline the good 1

Been a few times and is a good social night out,but don't expect to much action as there are more guys than girls there, and a lot of folk don't venture upstairs what does put some folk going is you have to provide a email address for a invite then pay 40 quid at the door and on your first visit you need to provide i.d with you.
Is it really worth the hassle when there are plenty of escorts on adult work to choose from.
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Offline DG

Been a few times and is a good social night out,but don't expect to much action as there are more guys than girls there, and a lot of folk don't venture upstairs what does put some folk going is you have to provide a email address for a invite then pay 40 quid at the door and on your first visit you need to provide i.d with you.
Is it really worth the hassle when there are plenty of escorts on adult work to choose from.

The reason I asked about CJ's was to find out if £40 for potentially a bit of variety on the one night was good value compared to £60 or £70 for a half hour punt? I see you're looking for a good £50 punt. In my experience to date there are a few advertised with good reviews but the ones I've seen are average at best. I'll answer your other thread with details.
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Offline the good 1

but it is in countryside with no public transport near by and if you wanna drink could cost you about a £100 with taxi fares.
Don't get me wrong it is a good night but if you want it you'll be better off paying for it.
There are all mixed ages might as well read the reviews on the swingers website might give you a better idea.
But when you wanna leave might be a good idea to plan ahead if taking a taxi as mobiles are banned and C J phones one for you and if there's something big on in Glasgow you could end up waiting a long time.
You will find C J is very helpful if you contact her when she replies
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Offline DG

I wasn't actually sure where it was, I think the website says North Glasgow. I'm afraid drink and sex don't work for me so I would be driving anyway. I read about the ID on the first visit; do you just show it or do they take some sort of note of it? I've googled CJ's and undercover reporters went once and exposed some senior lawyer I think, so I'm not into anyone finding my details in their Visitors Book.

I've seen reviews on the swingers site and got a fair idea of the sort of people who went; a fair spread of professional couples and older singles and couples. I never got the impression many single younger women went. I don't mind the variety at all, I'm more interested in getting some action.

I am also slightly cautious because I found the swingers site a bit cliquey and wondered if a new face would be welcomed at CJ's?
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Offline the good 1

you will be welcomed but there are a crowd of regulars that tend to stick together.
They will talk to you but very briefly.
I'm not 100% sure if the staff record your details as it was a few years back but it is handed back to you after your signed in.
But a recent bill would be me advice for you to hand to them.
Your as well going as you'll never know until you go.
You mentioned not drinking that will put you out a wee bit as there are a lot of folk with a good drink in them and some to much.
You'll tend to find that there's more action after 2 am as c j will stay open longer as i get the impression she lives there with her partner.
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Offline Rangerslad

I've been a few times. Try the greedy girls parties once a month on a Wednesday afternoon. It can be hit and miss with the girls though. Sometimes there's not much to look at but its £30 for 3 hours so it's worth a shot.
I went last month and there was a girl there with an amazing body and fake tits. Took it up the arse for almost the whole 3 hours off of all the guys.

I think cj books in 30 single guys. Sometimes only half turn up. There's alot of timewasters. It's defo worth a go though

Offline Drillakilla

I've been a few times. Try the greedy girls parties once a month on a Wednesday afternoon. It can be hit and miss with the girls though. Sometimes there's not much to look at but its £30 for 3 hours so it's worth a shot.
I went last month and there was a girl there with an amazing body and fake tits. Took it up the arse for almost the whole 3 hours off of all the guys.

I think cj books in 30 single guys. Sometimes only half turn up. There's alot of timewasters. It's defo worth a go though

Was she by any chance with a guy who is a gym freak and her herself looked as if she hit the gym everyday nice and tanned, brunette, maybe even called herself Mrs dirtybits?
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Offline Rangerslad

No she came alone and was a blonde but I've seen the girl your taking about on fab

Offline Drillakilla

No she came alone and was a blonde but I've seen the girl your taking about on fab

Yeah a few of the couples/girls on fab go to cj's.

That's pretty ballsy a girl turning up on her own, kudos to her!
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Offline Shagger69

How easily accessible is this place by foot or public transport if I was at say Queen Street or Central?? I think I'd need a couple of nerve settlers before heading in I think lol
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Offline Shagger69

Just booked myself in for some afternoon delight at the greedy girls gangbang on Wednesday!!
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Offline Drillakilla

Just booked myself in for some afternoon delight at the greedy girls gangbang on Wednesday!!

A review of sorts would be interesting, most likely have to be in this section, but I'ld love to hear about it as I've always thought about going.

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Offline Shagger69

A review of sorts would be interesting, most likely have to be in this section, but I'ld love to hear about it as I've always thought about going.

I'll certainly keep you's posted. There's definitely not a lot off info as I've been looking myself so I'm gonna jump in cock first and see what transpires
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Offline slamman

Been a few times, always the afternoon Greedy Girls parties. Some have been excellent, some not as great. Worth the money though, thats for sure.

Offline Shagger69

Been a few times, always the afternoon Greedy Girls parties. Some have been excellent, some not as great. Worth the money though, thats for sure.

Does CJ herself ever get involved in proceedings or is she purely a host
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Offline slamman

Im sure she did at one of them from memory.

Offline Drillakilla

One of the main reasons I haven't went is because, it's actually quite close by and a few people I know go, or have went, I wouldn't be keen on them telling my social circle about me being there, and I know they wouldn't be discreet.
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Offline Shagger69

Im sure she did at one of them from memory.

Going by her pics I wouldn't mind waping my meat up her
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Just booked myself in for some afternoon delight at the greedy girls gangbang on Wednesday!!

Im thinking as well going along to the Wed Greedy Girls Gang Bang, maybe in June

But its not the first time I have been to cj place, the last time it was at Wallace street,

Now there the question, who are you going to meet female wise, could be fun




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