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Author Topic: Do you believe the bollocks about loving being an escort?  (Read 3976 times)

Offline figleaf

Let's put that theory to the test. I will gladly pay you £500 if you agree to fuck a 70-year-old woman that a 'reasonable man' would say is far from attractive. You will also need to clear the cobwebs from her geriatric gash before a spot of DATY. Then you will need to stay hard whilst she removes her false teeth to perform gums-only OWO. Finally you will need to finish over her saggy, deflated bosom.

Then you can come back on here and tell us it was 'easy'.

Deal?

Sounds nice.  Any AW link?

Offline Mr Jones

Some quotes from SAAFE:

"Lovely new client - hope he becomes a reg though."

"Lovely booking with a uni professor...."

"...sex was reeaaally good. After booking send me text saying thank you and that he will be back soon (yay!  ;D)"

"I had a lovely booking last night. He was lovely, a real gentleman he overpaid by 20 pounds and when I pointed it out said don't worry about it.  We had a great time and he says he will definitely come back. Result!"

"I get to enjoy myself AND getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for it. If that's not great, then I don't know what is."

"I've enjoyed reading this thread too, it sounds like we all have such lovely clients!"

"Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???"

"It was a really lovely experience!"

"I love my job."

Offline RedKettle

Really good to hear that they all enjoyed their time with me  :D :D

Except the one who was overpaid by £20 - that was not me.

Some quotes from SAAFE:

"Lovely new client - hope he becomes a reg though."

"Lovely booking with a uni professor...."

"...sex was reeaaally good. After booking send me text saying thank you and that he will be back soon (yay!  ;D)"

"I had a lovely booking last night. He was lovely, a real gentleman he overpaid by 20 pounds and when I pointed it out said don't worry about it.  We had a great time and he says he will definitely come back. Result!"

"I get to enjoy myself AND getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for it. If that's not great, then I don't know what is."

"I've enjoyed reading this thread too, it sounds like we all have such lovely clients!"

"Isn't our job one of the best in the world, ladies???"

"It was a really lovely experience!"

"I love my job."

And just for balance, more quotes from Saafe  :P

“I would sometimes  really like to say what im thinking  for example ...  what the f*ck do you expect me to do with that tiny/limp cock?! please enough your dreadful in bed get your hands off me ..”

“Stop edging you turd !!!”

“It's not enough that we smilingly allow them to have sex with us, we have to convince them that we're genuinely enjoying it.”

“You ask me what turns me on the most,
when you pass over that nice dollar bills”

"No wonder your wife won't fuck you"

“When they say Oh it was amazing when you came! "I should get an Oscar shouldn't I?!"”

“In response to the ever-welcome 'what do you want me to do for you?': 'make me a pot of tea, then go out and get me a takeaway and a DVD of Event Horizon'”

“In response to 'what do you like?' 'for you to come and be finished early'. “

Offline anyfucker

I also don't believe a prostitute wakes up in the morning and says "Ahh, what a lovely day to suck cock"   :lol: ........But then again I could be completely wrong  :unknown:
Are nymphos actually real??
It shall remain one of life's greatest mysteries  :D

Cheers!
DeWallen mystery no more! there certainly are women who like having lots of sex with lots of men - don't know if that counts as a nympho, if not definition please?
i have had the pleasure of meeting a few in civvie life whose tally was in high hundreds when they were in early 20s
As for prossies, i know of a couple who go to sex/swingers clubs outside of working because they just want more sex and want a bit of choosing.

Offline Mr Jones

And just for balance, more quotes from Saafe  :P

“I would sometimes  really like to say what im thinking  for example ...  what the f*ck do you expect me to do with that tiny/limp cock?! please enough your dreadful in bed get your hands off me ..”

“Stop edging you turd !!!”

“It's not enough that we smilingly allow them to have sex with us, we have to convince them that we're genuinely enjoying it.”

“You ask me what turns me on the most,
when you pass over that nice dollar bills”

"No wonder your wife won't fuck you"

“When they say Oh it was amazing when you came! "I should get an Oscar shouldn't I?!"”

“In response to the ever-welcome 'what do you want me to do for you?': 'make me a pot of tea, then go out and get me a takeaway and a DVD of Event Horizon'”

“In response to 'what do you like?' 'for you to come and be finished early'. “

 :P Yes, I agree with you that there are those that don't enjoy it apart from the cash - I was just trying to illustrate that there are a group that genuinely do enjoy it as well (inc the cash). In fact there are probably three groups - those who love it, those who hate it, and those in-between.

Had an excellent punt the other day with my new regular, where i tied her up and explored her sub side a bit. At the end of our time she said how much she really enjoyed our session, to which i replied if you enjoyed it so much how about you pay me for the first half hour and I will pay you for the second half. She wasn't so keen on that idea. So even if she did enjoy it which i am positive she did, its still all about the money.   :hi:

Offline Marmalade

Had an excellent punt the other day with my new regular, where i tied her up and explored her sub side a bit. At the end of our time she said how much she really enjoyed our session, to which i replied if you enjoyed it so much how about you pay me for the first half hour and I will pay you for the second half. She wasn't so keen on that idea. So even if she did enjoy it which i am positive she did, its still all about the money.   :hi:

I bet you were so shocked  :sarcastic:  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:  :sarcastic:

I put in such a good performance I think I deserved the money    :sarcastic:

Offline Aspen

Are nymphos actually real??

I don't think so.

One woman explained to me not long ago that girls want to feel needed and they use sex to get that feeling of being needed. It's the easiest way and gets results.
Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"

Offline Qwerty

I don't think so.

One woman explained to me not long ago that girls want to feel needed and they use sex to get that feeling of being needed. It's the easiest way and gets results.

Fraid it's not that simple - same as men, they're really not all the same...

Offline Aspen

And just for balance, more quotes from Saafe  :P

“I would sometimes  really like to say what im thinking  for example ...  what the f*ck do you expect me to do with that tiny/limp cock?! please enough your dreadful in bed get your hands off me ..”

“Stop edging you turd !!!”

“It's not enough that we smilingly allow them to have sex with us, we have to convince them that we're genuinely enjoying it.”

“You ask me what turns me on the most,
when you pass over that nice dollar bills”

"No wonder your wife won't fuck you"

“When they say Oh it was amazing when you came! "I should get an Oscar shouldn't I?!"”

“In response to the ever-welcome 'what do you want me to do for you?': 'make me a pot of tea, then go out and get me a takeaway and a DVD of Event Horizon'”

“In response to 'what do you like?' 'for you to come and be finished early'. “

This is the one that made me smile:-


***   I used to think I'm two faced fake bitch :/ now I understand it's part of my personality and it's not bad at all!   ***
Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"

Surely must be it's the easiest way to earn a stack of cash tax free. Some may enjoy the ocassional punt, but there aren't too many jobs that pay in excess of £100p.h.
Drug dealers and vets do

I think the good ones do like it as a job, and as much as anyone likes their job. Where they struggle is that socially it isn't easy.

jcdmj12

I do a job which involves mainly getting paid for something I enjoy as a pastime.

Sometimes I really love it.
Most of the time it beats doing 'real work' for a living, and is generally mildly pleasant.
Sometimes the particular work I'm doing drives me nuts and I'd rather be doing something else.

I'd imagine it's similar for most prossies, although in varying degrees (I suspect their 'bad jobs' are 100x worse than my 'bad jobs' because what I do doesn't involve  smelly bellends)

Offline jsparky

I believe that to a 'degree', those who enjoy sex with strangers and meeting new peoples and feel relax in a stranger's company. They were probably the top 10 percents of WGs in the industries. The rest 90 % can be whatever you want to call them!

I used to have a regular who told me she has a f-buddy when she is not working. The moment she took money from punters make her feel 'shame' and excited, but she loves it. I believe she is telling the truth, she love sex and will shag for free, just not with fat, old, and bald geezer. She would happily take money from old geezer and getting sex at the same time.



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