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Author Topic: Thin oil used in porn films  (Read 1940 times)

Offline Terry 7 incher

You know the one, has the consistency of water and is dribbled on women with big arses to make em shiny.

Whats it called and where is it available?
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Offline Quesadilla

You know the one, has the consistency of water and is dribbled on women with big arses to make em shiny.

Whats it called and where is it available?
Erm...baby oil? Available from most good chemists.
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Offline Terry 7 incher

Erm...baby oil? Available from most good chemists.

But don't most oils react with condoms, make them tear etc?
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Offline Loverat

But don't most oils react with condoms, make them tear etc?

Not much of a problem in porn films
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Offline Qwerty

You can also get condoms made of other materials, that don't react with oil

It's grape seed oil.
On the other hand for a more gourmet experience...
" best bet is Cold Pressed raw coconut oil.... Smells good, tastes good, works good, does not dry out ,absorbs into skin nicely .. ok to use in vagina , and you can cook up some fried chicken by the side of the bed with it too...'

  :D

Offline Quesadilla

It's grape seed oil.
On the other hand for a more gourmet experience...
" best bet is Cold Pressed raw coconut oil.... Smells good, tastes good, works good, does not dry out ,absorbs into skin nicely .. ok to use in vagina , and you can cook up some fried chicken by the side of the bed with it too...'

  :D
Coconut oil is very good for the skin!  Double bonus as it will moisturise your hands (and if you're lucky, you're dick) at the same time!
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Offline anyfucker

Coconut oil is very good for the skin!  Double bonus as it will moisturise your hands (and if you're lucky, you're dick) at the same time!

soft hands OK, soft disk ??

Offline mcb

It's grape seed oil.and you can cook up some fried chicken by the side of the bed with it too...'

If you live in a bedsit.

If you live in a bedsit.

That was said chicken in cheek you know   :lol:

You know the one, has the consistency of water and is dribbled on women with big arses to make em shiny.

Whats it called and where is it available?

I suppose you need some sort of lube to get that massive 7 incher of yours in, don't you?

Offline Terry 7 incher

I suppose you need some sort of lube to get that massive 7 incher of yours in, don't you?

Yep! You got that right buddy  :thumbsup:
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Offline Sonny Crockett

Coconut oil is very good for the skin!  Double bonus as it will moisturise your hands (and if you're lucky, you're dick) at the same time!

I wonder where this wonderful product is sold??? I would like to try it... :P :cool:
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I wonder where this wonderful product is sold??? I would like to try it... :P :cool:
Any health food store or if you are a bit lazy like me
Ebay! ( prices are generally better too with free delivery)

Offline cueball

You know the one, has the consistency of water and is dribbled on women with big arses to make em shiny.

Whats it called and where is it available?

Wd40.... from any garage or diy store

Offline Steptoe

I have an allergy to coconut/ coconut oil !!!
Even the smell makes me want to throw up and if I ingest any I really do throw up

Almond oil (sweet type) is a low viscosity oil often used in manicure places to soften the nail cuticle.  Very bland and good skin lubrication.  Most chemists sell it in "handy size bottles".  The Nail Shops sell it to vulnerable women at extortionate prices

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