Questions From A Punting Noob

[Crooked i]

Hi gents,

So I've been browsing these forums quite regularly the last couple months (bit of a pre-wank ritual at this point) and am still plucking up the courage to go on my first punt. I've got some concerns/questions which will no doubt make a few of you roll your eyes back but figured I'd express them regardless.

Penis Size

I'm not huge. Barely average in fact. Not long and not thick either. I can't be the only one here with an unimpressive penis so for those of you who are packing less than 6 inches and punting - ever had a WG comment on your size? Any chance I'll encounter a WG who will be a bitch about it? I've seen some AW profiles where the girls mention how much they want your BIG COCK and - not gonna lie - it makes me feel a little inadequate and like their faces would drop once my boxers do

Lazy

I am lazy as fuck in bed. I don't care. I want the girl to do all the work. Do WGs care about your actual performance prowess?

The answers seem obvious - I'm paying for a service and shouldn't care what anyone thinks. At the same time though, I kinda do. Any advice/pointers would be much appreciated.

Cheers

[Corus Boy]

They don't care deeply about much, except;

Your money.
You are clean.
You are polite.
You turn up.
You are on time.

[fredpunter]

They don't care deeply about much, except;

Your money.
You are clean.
You are polite.
You turn up.
You are on time.

I was just going to say that!
I would add that they usually also like you to leave reasonably promptly and although naturally they will enjoy their time with some people more than others, with the best reviewed girls you probably won't be able to tell that.

[akauya]

The answers seem obvious - I'm paying for a service and shouldn't care what anyone thinks. At the same time though, I kinda do. Any advice/pointers would be much appreciated.

Masses of advice on the wiki, specifically on these two pages:

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

 

[Silver Birch]

They don't care deeply about much, except;

Your money.
You are clean.
You are polite.
You turn up.
You are on time.

This pretty much nailed it.

Some wgs tell me they actually prefer the average/smaller member.... or have they just been humouring me 

[Captain Caveman]

I wouldn't worry about either of your concerns.

Girls have told me they prefer average sized cocks as it results in less 'wear and tear' over the course of a day.

You can be as lazy as you like - you are paying them, not the other way round.

However, if you do put a bit of effort into pleasuring her it can pay dividends in the long run.

[Diehard]

Hi gents,

So I've been browsing these forums quite regularly the last couple months (bit of a pre-wank ritual at this point) and am still plucking up the courage to go on my first punt. I've got some concerns/questions which will no doubt make a few of you roll your eyes back but figured I'd express them regardless.

Penis Size

I'm not huge. Barely average in fact. Not long and not thick either. I can't be the only one here with an unimpressive penis so for those of you who are packing less than 6 inches and punting - ever had a WG comment on your size? Any chance I'll encounter a WG who will be a bitch about it? I've seen some AW profiles where the girls mention how much they want your BIG COCK and - not gonna lie - it makes me feel a little inadequate and like their faces would drop once my boxers do

Lazy

I am lazy as fuck in bed. I don't care. I want the girl to do all the work. Do WGs care about your actual performance prowess?

The answers seem obvious - I'm paying for a service and shouldn't care what anyone thinks. At the same time though, I kinda do. Any advice/pointers would be much appreciated.

Cheers

No. They don't care about anything other than your money. In fact the lazier you are the more they like that as easy money. I prefer to make them earn their money.

But your looks, beer belly, cock size and charisma is of no interest to them. It is just a business transaction. You are paying so you are in control so ensure you enjoy yourself. Whether she does or not is an irrelevance. She has your money that is the sum total of what is expected of you.

[bensonhedges20]

Stop planning for your first punt and just go for it.

Otherwise you will have overhyped it.

Choose someone who has good feedback and you think you will genuinely get on with and book her

[nigel4498]

There is only one size they are interested in, how thick is your wallet.

[RNinePunter]

I thought about it for the first punt or two but like others have said, WGs don't really care. Just go for a WG with good feedback on here that matches what you like and you will have a great time.

[MrSmiley]

Mate I wouldn't worry about the size of your todger. I always thought I was below average because of all the porn I watch. Having shagged about 40 prossies now I'm very proud of my little man! Remember for all the different cock sizes there's many different pussy sizes, some are insanely tight and will make you come in seconds, which after a few punts becomes bloody annoying so have wanks before hand if the girl is petite.

They don;t give a shit about the size of your cock, they've seen it all - it's part of their job. they like clean, polite and guys who turn up on time, if at all. there seems to be a lot of timewasters from what I've heard.

just go for it, you'll never look back after a couple of good punts. just be careful of your bank account - it's very addictive!

oh,and one more thing one of the best parts is giving the girl pleasure in my opinion, you will get more back. even if they are faking, i'm not always sure if they are to be honest! you're the one who's paying, they want you to come back. it is not dating.

have fun and i look forward to some reviews.

Best

Mr S

[Crooked i]

Cheers fellas, definitely put me at ease. Much appreciated.

[Toshiba]

They dont give a shite about how big you arent, the more average the better.

Just be clean, polite and on time as everyone has said.

Im pretty much average and its great hearing the bullshit they come out with about how ive got a "nice big cock" when i seriously have not!!

[Jay-Jay]

I'm always amazed that we don't just direct this sort of enquiry to read  SAAFE ?
It's all there.

Jay

[Turtle Z]

I've seen some AW profiles where the girls mention how much they want your BIG COCK and - not gonna lie - it makes me feel a little inadequate and like their faces would drop once my boxers do

Lazy

I am lazy as fuck in bed. I don't care. I want the girl to do all the work. Do WGs care about your actual performance prowess?

Cheers

As far as prossies go, we all have BIG COCKS dontcha know.

Also as soon as you encounter a 'lazy' prossie then you'll stop worrying about this too. The good ones understand that they're being paid to pleasure you, not the other way round.

[cueball]

As far as prossies go, we all have BIG COCKS dontcha know.

Ha ha, ain't that the truth!

Don't worry at all bud, as loads of said before me, be clean, on time and polite. She'll do all the work if you want it that way

[NIK]

Hi gents,

So I've been browsing these forums quite regularly the last couple months (bit of a pre-wank ritual at this point) and am still plucking up the courage to go on my first punt. I've got some concerns/questions which will no doubt make a few of you roll your eyes back but figured I'd express them regardless.

Penis Size

I'm not huge. Barely average in fact. Not long and not thick either. I can't be the only one here with an unimpressive penis so for those of you who are packing less than 6 inches and punting - ever had a WG comment on your size? Any chance I'll encounter a WG who will be a bitch about it? I've seen some AW profiles where the girls mention how much they want your BIG COCK and - not gonna lie - it makes me feel a little inadequate and like their faces would drop once my boxers do

Lazy

I am lazy as fuck in bed. I don't care. I want the girl to do all the work. Do WGs care about your actual performance prowess?

The answers seem obvious - I'm paying for a service and shouldn't care what anyone thinks. At the same time though, I kinda do. Any advice/pointers would be much appreciated.

Cheers

This is bollocks as is your concern about the size of your dick. Just the kind of thing trolls post.

[Dani]

The AW adverts saying they are waiting for 'your big cock' is just advertising. It's a way of pretending to be hit u all the time

Most prossies I know don't care if your cock is 2incges or 6 inches. It only becomes something we think about if it is huge (needs bigger condom) or if it is too small for a small sized condom as it's likely the condom would fall of

We also don't mind if you just lay back and enjoy yourself whilst we do all the work as we can get sore if every client wanted to play with our lady parts so again it's not a problem. It's your money so you say how the booking goes. Some men visit us do they can have some fun and not feel like they have to make the other person happy which they have to do with a partner. Sometimes it's nice to be selfish. Just be polite and clean ) or ask for shower if straight from work) and on time.

[yorkshire123]

Even though I think this thread is the usual first post troll bollocks I will put my spin on it anyway.

Cock size, difficult for me to advise you on a small cock because since I've found this new fangled measurement system (metric) my cock is massive 

Lazy punter, my opinion is that I don't help out when I employ a bricklayer buy mixing his compo for him, same mentality goes for prossies "over to you love & give it your best shot" approach works for me as I'm not there to impress her with my virility.

[CBPaul]

Cock size doesn't matter, providing it gets stiff it's fit for purpose.

Any prossie stating she like big cocks is stupid and lying IMO (or is as baggy as a window cleaners pocket), she runs the risk of losing business from the insecure who feel inadequate and would a prossie rather be fucked by a succession of average sized cocks every day or a succession of Mandingos ? From the point of view of pussy preservation I rather think the former.

Lazy punter. You're paying, end of. Nothing wrong with her working for her money providing all is agreed but if you find a good one you may also find you're not so lazy 

It's good to have a session where you both get into it but not all prossies are up for that. The ones that clearly want me out the door before time is up, waste time with a massage, don't really want to go on top, suddenly don't kiss and clamp shut like a sudden burst of tetanus has taken hold etc make me very lazy. Makes you remember who's paying and makes you get your full time and moneys worth.

[JamesKW]

Most Prossies probably prefur if you have no cock at all,the smaller the better.
Prossies will do the work,but it is sometimes a good idea to have a backup game plan of suggestions for those lulls,there are quite a few that wont initiate much.

[Crooked i]

Thanks again everyone.

[Crooked i]

This is bollocks as is your concern about the size of your dick. Just the kind of thing trolls post.

Not a troll. Apologies if my writing rubbed you the wrong way.

[anyfucker]

just to add my 2p, there are to my knowledge (so must be many more) recently well reviewed on here prossies who do not even allow larger cocks, e.g. kavita_lipstick  says "max 6 inches".

[cueball]

kavita_lipstick  says "max 6 inches".

Whey hey, I'm in

[fredpunter]

Whey hey, I'm in

What, right now?

[cueball]

What, right now?

Ha ha, no, but she can't turn me away

[Turtle Z]

Even though I think this thread is the usual first post troll bollocks I will put my spin on it anyway.

since I've found this new fangled measurement system (metric) my cock is massive 

Is it in millimetres?

[DG]

I wouldn't worry about either of your concerns.

Girls have told me they prefer average sized cocks as it results in less 'wear and tear' over the course of a day.

You can be as lazy as you like - you are paying them, not the other way round.

However, if you do put a bit of effort into pleasuring her it can pay dividends in the long run.

Agreed. While I'm not hung like a horse, I have been told by, well by every WG I've met, that I am thicker and longer than average. For most this isn't a problem but it does rule out certain services for some eg. Deepthroat, anal . So I think it's horses for courses, excuse the pun, and as others have said, you're paying her and only the worst type of WG will make an issue of your size. But I've also found that making an effort with her, such as RO, usually pays dividends. If you make her cum, all the better.

[Ali Katt]

just to add my 2p, there are to my knowledge (so must be many more) recently well reviewed on here prossies who do not even allow larger cocks, e.g. kavita_lipstick  says "max 6 inches".

I've seen several that say max 5" for anal. Remember 5.5" is average erect length in the UK.