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Amsterdam. Well known worldwide for the window girls of it's Red Light District. Never been but always wanted to go? Passport expired? Afraid of flying? Unable to get away from the missus for a weekend of naughtiness? Fear not good punter, the Amsterdam RLD experience is available to you right here in Ilford in the form of Anita Blonde (Lissa Star/ whatever-she's-calling-herself-this-week).
Comms - arranged by text approx 3 hours beforehand. I arrived at her place 10 mins before the agreed time and sent a text for the full address. It appeared she had completely forgotten about the booking and I was kept waiting for another 20 mins.
Location - small discreet flat on a residential road, safe enough for late night visits.
Anita/Lissa - Gobsmacked. Nice slim body and great legs. Opened the door looking like she just stepped out of her profile:
Hidden Image/Members OnlyFit as fuck, just watching her I was already starting to get chubby. I could have paid just to watch her walk up and down in that outfit, in hindsight I probably did pay for "walking time". Very friendly and welcoming.
Flat - Small back room with a single bed and swirly lights, clean but functional - just like an Amsterdam kamer. Looking directly into them for slightly too long made me feel like I was tripping balls (exactly like Amsterdam!).
Paperwork sorted and down to business. No offer of a shower she couldn't get me out of my clothes fast enough. OW, doggy, mish, she always kept a hand on the condom during sex to ensure it didn't come off - didn't put me off but could be an issue for some. Barely 10 mins in she uttered the immortal phrase,
"Are you going to cum soon, time is almost up"
What?
So there it was, rush service, full on Amsterdam style. I asked if we could extend to an hour but she wanted another £60, no way. I finished up and got dressed. As I hit the street I checked the time, exactly 20 minutes from entrance to exit.
Would I return? If I happened to be in the area again, out of better options and wanted to punt then possibly. This review is borderline negative but I can't deny she is fucking fit and I did enjoy grappling with her tight body, just be mindful of the time issue. I can only presume that OWO and anything else on her likes list would be charged extra.