While I agree it was a non-tradtional review, credit to Kwahima....I tried it out, and it was one of the better experiences I've had in London. I have no clue how he found it or what kind of an operation this is, but my experience echoed his.
I paid 120 upfront, same services. Girl met me at the front door and took me up 5 flights of stairs, through side corridors, in a building you simply would not believe--enormous. Ceiling from the lobby is at least 3-4 stories high. Almost like a haunted mansion.
My expectations were low, having tried a few Chinese 'no pics' places in London, but my experiences in Asia have been fun, especially walk-ups in HK or barbershops in the mainland, and I'm always hoping for something similar, Well...this was more like pulling a cute Chinese civvy or student in a club and heading home for the night. She was, to me, an 8. I recently saw cuteamythai and I would say she was like a Chinese version, but with bit more bust and not a lick of English (and much less 'escort polished'. I know some basic Mandarin fortunately, so did ascertain she was 25 and just came here a few weeks ago. I did not get a lineup of choices, I made a reservation, and a girl met me at the location near Regents Park
Now, I'm not a big RO guy. Has to be the right girl, right time. Maybe I get there 1 in 3-4 times. I spent almost half the meeting there, it was just wonderful. Perfect taste, fragrance, shape, colour. It was porn-worthy. She came all over me, fantastic. Sex was fine, she was responsive, multiple positions. bJ was....pretty weak, it was just some mild foreplay, not a main event. Again, like pulling for the night!
The coms were hilarious, she obviously was using a phone translator and if you know 'Chinglish', this was a full step beyond.
I'm not going to post any contact info, this is the prerogative of the OP, who asked people to PM him. I have no clue if he is involved, whatever, I had a great experience.
The flat was cool, great bed and nice shower. Crazy building, I'm telling you, not like anything I've seen. More like Eyes Wide Shut. What an odd and fun 1+ hours.
Read up on a few Mandarin phrases before you go, will help.
Wan de kaixin!