Different types of escort

[bod666]

Been punting for a few years now and the girls I've met seem to fall into a few different categories:

1) The amateur
2) the friendly GFE
3) the GFE/PSE
4) the fish

1) this is basically where the whole meet feels like you're with a girl you just pulled in a club or somewhere.  You're in their bedroom in their house and it can be quite pleasant, there's no fantasy involved though.  Most often english girls;
2) these girls are happy to chat over email about all sorts of random things and make you think that they like you.  These are the EAS bear traps.  The sex is always amazing - but later sessions you may only get one pop in the hour and spend the rest of the time talking like old friends.  Next thing you know you're booking an hour and a half and then the occasional overnighter.  Then you have to stop seeing them because the EAS has kicked in.  I do wonder whether it is all part of a cunning plan on the girl's part to get more cash out of you? or whether some girls are just naturally friendly and that's how they play it?
3) I've only really met one of these - my current local regular.  the whole hour is spent either snogging or shagging - there is minimal conversation.  I've asked her about it and her answer was that she'd rather be kissing me than talking - top girl. Oddly there is virtually no chance of an EAS because I don't know anything about her;
4) we all know these.  Terrible punts where they lie there like a dead fish, make no noise, no kissing, don't look at you - and you're out of there as soon as possible.  Thank god for ukp so we can identify them and steer clear of them!

I'd say that number 3 is the ideal working girl - great value for money, you always know what you're getting and no emotional baggage can form.  Number 2 is tricky - as it's a great experience but ends up messing with your head - particularly if they're hot.  You end up wondering why they haven't responded to your emails - blah blah.  Normally because you're not offering them money.

Anyone got any more categories?   

[Zeusthedoc]

The B&S / non-existant / too good to be true

different to the person in the pics...

[HappyandLucky]

Tasty prossie photos but turns out to be a TS when you visit 

[LL]

The scammer.  Moves all over the country, possibly makes little money from her work (with most of it going to the pimp).  Makes it her mission to make every customer cum and then leave as soon possible by using a range of tactics.  This includes: nagging to "finish"; excessive hand relief; being rude and/or uncooperative.

[bod666]

Oh yes the private gallery scammer and then of course there is the no show (you arrive and they've vanished); and the robbing ho that takes your money and legs it.

I was mostly interested in whether people think that the girls have the nous to behave a certain way knowing that it will make us part with our hard earned a bit more readily / & encourage repeat visits.

I'd like to think that the girls i have seen behave the way they do because it's what comes naturally to them but the little cynical voice at the back of my head is having second thoughts...

[Trevor12]

The split personality: Friendly and enthusiastic before payment, the opposite afterwards.

[cueball]

I would say the good ones behave and perform to get you back (regular). The only thing is that the standard usually drops when they think that they've got you as a regular. I have mentioned to regulars in the past that her standard has dropped and she needs to get back to where she was (nicely ofcourse ha ha), no point paying n not getting what you're used to.

[stayer]

The businesswoman, doing her own marketing and sales. The good ones reliably deliver a good service and live comfortably.

[smiths]

Been punting for a few years now and the girls I've met seem to fall into a few different categories:

1) The amateur
2) the friendly GFE
3) the GFE/PSE
4) the fish

1) this is basically where the whole meet feels like you're with a girl you just pulled in a club or somewhere.  You're in their bedroom in their house and it can be quite pleasant, there's no fantasy involved though.  Most often english girls;
2) these girls are happy to chat over email about all sorts of random things and make you think that they like you.  These are the EAS bear traps.  The sex is always amazing - but later sessions you may only get one pop in the hour and spend the rest of the time talking like old friends.  Next thing you know you're booking an hour and a half and then the occasional overnighter.  Then you have to stop seeing them because the EAS has kicked in.  I do wonder whether it is all part of a cunning plan on the girl's part to get more cash out of you? or whether some girls are just naturally friendly and that's how they play it?
3) I've only really met one of these - my current local regular.  the whole hour is spent either snogging or shagging - there is minimal conversation.  I've asked her about it and her answer was that she'd rather be kissing me than talking - top girl. Oddly there is virtually no chance of an EAS because I don't know anything about her;
4) we all know these.  Terrible punts where they lie there like a dead fish, make no noise, no kissing, don't look at you - and you're out of there as soon as possible.  Thank god for ukp so we can identify them and steer clear of them!

I'd say that number 3 is the ideal working girl - great value for money, you always know what you're getting and no emotional baggage can form.  Number 2 is tricky - as it's a great experience but ends up messing with your head - particularly if they're hot.  You end up wondering why they haven't responded to your emails - blah blah.  Normally because you're not offering them money.

Anyone got any more categories?

The WG who is a WG in the short, medium or long term. The short term might not give a shit about your return custom for example so it makes no odds to her if she offers you a shit service. As ever you cant generalise, its ALWAYS dependent on the individual WG despite what some on here post.

[BeesKnees]

2) the friendly GFE

2) these girls are happy to chat over email about all sorts of random things and make you think that they like you.  These are the EAS bear traps. The sex is always amazing - but later sessions you may only get one pop in the hour and spend the rest of the time talking like old friends. Next thing you know you're booking an hour and a half and then the occasional overnighter. Then you have to stop seeing them because the EAS has kicked in.  I do wonder whether it is all part of a cunning plan on the girl's part to get more cash out of you? or whether some girls are just naturally friendly and that's how they play it?

Fucking hell you nailed that perfectly on the head

[Jeff_withpetersen]

2) these girls are happy to chat over email about all sorts of random things and make you think that they like you.  These are the EAS bear traps.  The sex is always amazing - but later sessions you may only get one pop in the hour and spend the rest of the time talking like old friends.  Next thing you know you're booking an hour and a half and then the occasional overnighter.  Then you have to stop seeing them because the EAS has kicked in.  I do wonder whether it is all part of a cunning plan on the girl's part to get more cash out of you? or whether some girls are just naturally friendly and that's how they play it?

 I have no doubt most WGs do try to take advantage of punters by luring them in to an EAS sort of situation. If the punter is clean, polite, relatively normal and (crucially) doesn't seem like they will turn in to a psycho, they're ripe for a lady to try and juice them as much as possible by pretending to like them. Fine balance though - I'm sure many a 'normal bloke' has gone a bit loopy and caused WGs problems as a result of major league EAS caused by buying too much in to WG bullshit.

[HorizontalFoxtrotLover]

The split personality: Friendly and enthusiastic before payment, the opposite afterwards.

Mmm Hmm!

[Ben4454]

I would like to add to the collection

Jackyll and Hyde - The prossie who seems like a amatuer. You talk over services and then after money exchanges hands denies you most of her services.

The businesswoman - Shimmers of GFE/PSE. Discreet clockwatcher. but with too many rules and it all has to be under her conditions. She is doing the world a favour after all.

The Riddler - Has you jump through 20 hoops before she'll meet you. Be it webcamming, standing in a specific location or giving you the James Bond treatment in providing you with specific roads to walk down and a text of her apartment 5 minutes before.

The timewaster: Doesn't display a number and usually reads messages and does not answer them. Has no intention to punt - but may have met a few punters to beef up her reviews first or faked them.

[Ben4454]

The shapeshifter: BAIT n SWITCH magician who promises that she is that tall blonde haired beauty while speaking to you in bad Romanian-English.

The Politician: Upon exchanging money she then goes into several ramblings about her viewpoint of the world and how it should be run. Random philosophy comes into the topic and how she became to be a escort and the difficulities in her life.

[Ben4454]

Hands of God: Completely adament that she MUST give you a massage before the punt. She wants you completely and utterly relaxed with 0% tension in your body so that you can spiritually recieve that vanilla below average punt.

[cueball]

Hands of God: Completely adament that she MUST give you a massage before the punt. She wants you completely and utterly relaxed with 0% tension in your body so that you can spiritually recieve that vanilla below average punt.

Ha ha, yes, the shit massage, they all think they can do it but 99% are fuckin rubbish at it, it's a time wasting exercise usually

[webpunter]

3) the GFE/PSE

3) I've only really met one of these - my current local regular.  the whole hour is spent either snogging or shagging - there is minimal conversation.  I've asked her about it and her answer was that she'd rather be kissing me than talking - top girl. Oddly there is virtually no chance of an EAS because I don't know anything about her;

I'd say that number 3 is the ideal working girl - great value for money, you always know what you're getting and no emotional baggage can form

These are ideal - but like the preverbial rocking-horse-shit.  And when you do happen to find one they always seem to be based just that bit far away.  Or they're more local & then move.  And travelling for donkeys takes the edge off things & means less able to try & line up spur-of-the-moment meets

[acorn50]

Having been back into the game of punting for the last two years or so I have realised, sometimes slowly, that they are all in it for the money and no matter how much you think that you have established a connection it all comes down to cold hard cash.  They will make you feel like a king during the meet, promise all sorts of things and then go cold until you offer another session when money will exchange hands.  It has taken a time to do it, but gradually I am starting to understand that you pay the money, fuck em and leave.  I am going to play the field more in 2015 and not worry too much about establishing a relationship, or connection.  Its a business deal pure and simple.

[d00fer]

Having been back into the game of punting for the last two years or so I have realised, sometimes slowly, that they are all in it for the money and no matter how much you think that you have established a connection it all comes down to cold hard cash.  They will make you feel like a king during the meet, promise all sorts of things and then go cold until you offer another session when money will exchange hands.  It has taken a time to do it, but gradually I am starting to understand that you pay the money, fuck em and leave.  I am going to play the field more in 2015 and not worry too much about establishing a relationship, or connection.  Its a business deal pure and simple.

Sorry it took you two years to realise this

[webpunter]

Sorry it took you two years to realise this

And a year on UKP ! But you are looking forwards & not backwards so the future is orange & what goes before it

[bod666]

It's a fantasy pure and simple. Us overweight average joes get to live out the fantasy of shagging a girl who is out of our league. They get to fantasise about what they'll spend the money on.

saying that i get quite grumpy when i meet a girl and realise i probably could have pulled her for free as she most definitely isnt out of my league. Thankfully that doesn't happen very often.

Girls that play the game straight (no. 3 the gfe/pse) are awesome. Those that do the whole "being with you is like being with an ex-bf) crap, while nice at the time, almost always ends up with a bad taste in the mouth and a falling out. Ah well.

[acorn50]

Sorry it took you two years to realise this

Yeah, no fool like an old fool, but hopefully now moving in right direction with seeing through some of the bullshit thrown out by some of them.

[justfornow]

Having been back into the game of punting for the last two years or so I have realised, sometimes slowly, that they are all in it for the money and no matter how much you think that you have established a connection it all comes down to cold hard cash.  They will make you feel like a king during the meet, promise all sorts of things and then go cold until you offer another session when money will exchange hands.  It has taken a time to do it, but gradually I am starting to understand that you pay the money, fuck em and leave.  I am going to play the field more in 2015 and not worry too much about establishing a relationship, or connection.  Its a business deal pure and simple.

Of course it is about the money for them and illusion for us. If i need a hug and a kiss i go for friendly GFE. If i need a wild shag i'll go for dirty PSE.
In my opinion the key is to enjoy it for what it is and not overthink it. If you let the illusion fly might get EAS with friendly GFE:D.
Choose experience you want and pay for it.

Nothing like a bit of scientific punting jargon.

[BeesKnees]

Whilst I was getting changed after a punt, the wg asked, "where did you learn to make love like that?" 

Couldn't help but literally laugh out loud. I couldn't decide if the question was hilarious or the fact that she called sex "making love".

That's an example of type 2 wg trying too hard. It was funny, but still nice to hear

[DG]

I think there is a 2.5 category; the GFE who provides an amazing service but is relaxed enough for a bit of friendly chat before and after, not on the punters time I might add. But none of the email garbage in between punts. One girl I see fits this description well but it is clearly understood that communications between punts is about organising the next one.

[Rain_man]

The "high class courtesan" 

[DG]

The "high class courtesan" 

Is that a former hottie who substitutes a good dirty shag for a 'look but don't touch' and be quiet when you cum type of service for £200 ph?

[Rain_man]

Is that a former hottie who substitutes a good dirty shag for a 'look but don't touch' and be quiet when you cum type of service for £200 ph?

The one that claims to have been educated in a private school, and has high flying clients willing to pay £200 - £1000 per hour....depending on how much of a mug they are.

With all the above mentioned.

[webpunter]

The one that claims to have been educated in a private school, and has high flying clients willing to pay £200 - £1000 per hour....depending on how much of a mug they are.

Can think of a few on AW.  Wondering where the wheels came off in their lives & they missed out marrying Rupert / Tarquin & living the life of an upper middle class wife in the Home Counties.  Tell-tale profile name:  Sophie.  Frequent use of the word 'courtesan'.  Dusty phone me thinks - apart from a few hooray-henry clients.  Who get a shag similar when they were at school with an advanced 6th former.  Occasionally get one from a convent / expensive girls school who is trying to play catch-up + support their expensive lifestyle on fuck-all money.  The bank of mummy & daddy has run dry.  Well it hasn't exactly but the parents can't be arsed to support their sponging daughter anymore.  Reference to how they only see a limited number of clients each day - 1 or 2.  LMAO