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Offline Swsnapper

I've been doing a bit of work "cash in hand" and consequently have around two grand in £50 notes.  I know they're good as guy withdrew it from the bank in my presence.

I don't want to bank it myself  as whilst I am not self employed don't want this additional money going through bank statements because of CSA etc...

I don't know why but I always feel nervous about using them in shops (not newsagents for a packet of chewing gum) but even in big department stores, almost as if there is a stigma with them...

I suppose its impossible to answer as each WG would have different views but in your experience have any WG's been hesitant or reluctant to take fifties?  I could simply ask but that may make me sound a bit dodgy or guilty before we start.  Or maybe I'm just worrying about nothing.

Offline cueball

Can't answer that one, it's that long since I've had a fifty pound note

Offline bucksboy

Never had any problems myself with them...easier for them to count too!

Offline Dani

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I dont accept them as I have been caught out more than once with the bloody things (once from my bank) but then I state this on my profile so everyone is aware.  The fakes are very good nowadays and even the pens and lights don't always work. 
I don't know about other women and I imagine asking them if they accept them may make them think something dodgy is going on.  Try and see is all you can do.  Saying that why not just go to your bank and ask them to change them for smaller notes.  Many smaller shops don't accept them anymore so I am sure banks are used to people swapping them out.

James999

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Just make sure you hand over the correct cash, if you hand a pro$$ie two £50's for a £80 punt she'll claim to have no change, despite the fact the last guy paid her in £20#s & £10's and she'll just expect the £20 as a tip  :thumbsdown:

Offline Swsnapper

I dont accept them as I have been caught out more than once with the bloody things (once from my bank) but then I state this on my profile so everyone is aware.  The fakes are very good nowadays and even the pens and lights don't always work. 
I don't know about other women and I imagine asking them if they accept them may make them think something dodgy is going on.  Try and see is all you can do.  Saying that why not just go to your bank and ask them to change them for smaller notes.  Many smaller shops don't accept them anymore so I am sure banks are used to people swapping them out.

Not a bad shout re the bank although they may think I'm dodgy too then haha.  That is the other worry that the bank handed them over and one or two were dodgy!

Had about a tenner in pound coins the other day and about seven wouldn't accept in a parking meter, dread to think how many of those are fake

Offline Corus Boy


I've been doing a bit of work "cash in hand" and consequently have around two grand in £50 notes.  I know they're good as guy withdrew it from the bank in my presence.

I don't want to bank it myself  as whilst I am not self employed don't want this additional money going through bank statements because of CSA etc...

I don't know why but I always feel nervous about using them in shops (not newsagents for a packet of chewing gum) but even in big department stores, almost as if there is a stigma with them...

I suppose its impossible to answer as each WG would have different views but in your experience have any WG's been hesitant or reluctant to take fifties?  I could simply ask but that may make me sound a bit dodgy or guilty before we start.  Or maybe I'm just worrying about nothing.


I'm not sure that I'm comfortable advising someone who is evading paying tax on earning and avoiding supporting his kids.  Also rounding on WG's about not paying tax is like a blood sport on here.

However, do the self serve tills in large supermarkets accept £50 notes?  Buy a DVD, pay, collect the change, you'll be getting £40 on £50, return the DVD to Customer Services and get a refund!  :cool:

Offline portable

I've been doing a bit of work "cash in hand" and consequently have around two grand in £50 notes.  I know they're good as guy withdrew it from the bank in my presence.

Could you not just go straight into the bank and ask them for £20's?

Offline Swsnapper

I do pay for my children and pay tax on my regular job.  This was a series of small one off jobs I did which are not regular enough (for my liking anyway) to worry about declaring although the letter of the law would say otherwise. Having also working in the banking industry quite a few years ago I know how funny they can be about depositing cash without good reason - although suppose I could have said flogged a car.

Don't think they do take fifties, the missus did try that at the time.

Online RedKettle

You could take them to a currency exchange and swop them for Euros then go to another and swop back.  Although I think with large amounts of cash they ask for ID so you may need to look to see what their rules are and it may require a number of trips - from memory they have a sign up explaining this.

Offline fettish008

Not had a 50 note for ages.i would change them for smaller notes that way things should be straightforward.

Offline Nickp

I use them all the time with no issues, before people ask about bragging I'm not. I'm just lazy and take out money that will last from the cashier and £50's are easier in the wallet than £20's and £10's. When you start using 500 euro notes then you may wonder why they're concerned when all you're buying a packet of gums and a paper.

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Just do your supermarket shop, get petrol etc with them and draw the same amount from your salary in smaller bills and do swapsies until you have the £2K in smaller notes.  Unless you are planning a WG spending spree and blowing the lot in a week then it wont take long to convert it over.

Offline Blackpool Rock

I once had a nice win in the casino and they paid me in £50's
I did see a couple of girls for a 2 girl and they weren't happy about being paid in £50's
Hope at least one of them was fake as the service was shit!

Offline kurnlittle

how much you win? I have never had a problem with 50's in normal service

Offline Blackpool Rock

how much you win? I have never had a problem with 50's in normal service

Couple of grand so thought I would treat myself on that occasion.
Actually if you do have 50's you could look to take them to a casino; change them into chips then play a bit at different tables and then cash them in but request 20's
Think there are limits now though if you aren't a member to stop money laundering etc

Offline smiths

I've been doing a bit of work "cash in hand" and consequently have around two grand in £50 notes.  I know they're good as guy withdrew it from the bank in my presence.

I don't want to bank it myself  as whilst I am not self employed don't want this additional money going through bank statements because of CSA etc...

I don't know why but I always feel nervous about using them in shops (not newsagents for a packet of chewing gum) but even in big department stores, almost as if there is a stigma with them...

I suppose its impossible to answer as each WG would have different views but in your experience have any WG's been hesitant or reluctant to take fifties?  I could simply ask but that may make me sound a bit dodgy or guilty before we start.  Or maybe I'm just worrying about nothing.

I dont like £50 notes for the simple reason that if i lose one its a bigger loss than with a £10 or £20 note which are the notes i usually use when punting.

Whan i have a £50 i break it up in a Supermarket or paying for my diesel etc asap, often the staff examine them in minute detail of course, but i expect that anyway.

Offline Taggart

Could you not set up an online deposit account (so no posted statements), (or at worst one with a book like a Nationwide cashbuilder), and then deposit them over a 2 week period if you dont want Qs asked.

You could deposit all at once and say you've sold a car. No one asks questions as it's a legitimate process, as I did that recently. Not on your normal bank statement so two fingers to the CSA?


Offline sealion

Could you not set up an online deposit account (so no posted statements), (or at worst one with a book like a Nationwide cashbuilder), and then deposit them over a 2 week period if you dont want Qs asked.

You could deposit all at once and say you've sold a car. No one asks questions as it's a legitimate process, as I did that recently. Not on your normal bank statement so two fingers to the CSA?

That would leave an electronic trail for the taxman to follow, and the OP wanted to avoid official notification (Taxman talks to CSA, so OP could get stung for Child Support AND a hefty tax bill).

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I've got a few £27 notes lying around for my next punt

Offline Jimmyredcab

Could you not just go straight into the bank and ask them for £20's?

Most banks will refuse to do that, Barclays will definitely say no.

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If they're £50 with the foil rose design on, get shot of them by paying them into the bank. If they're the new ones with the green strip down the middle and two people on the back by your monthly shopping with them, they shouldn't refuse.

Offline HappyandLucky

I have paid for numerous visits with £50's. Never been questioned by the prossies and I never gave it a second thought.

Offline jake_6969

Ask your local Chinese restaurant to change them for you, they love the £50 note as it's red and signifies good luck.

Offline CBPaul

Most banks will refuse to do that, Barclays will definitely say no.

Adding to that don't use your own bank, last time I tried to change notes they said I had to pay it into my account and then withdraw it again.

I'd pay for small things with a 50 and get the change that way if prossies won't accept them. If it's clear you don't have any other cash will a prossie really turn business away ?

Offline Zeusthedoc

Alternatively, Leave them in an unmarked brown paper bag in the bin on (blah blah street), tomorrow at 10am precisely.

Come back 24hrs later for a combination of 10s & 20s. I promise.


On a more serious note, I've yet to have any WG refuse any form of cash I've offered - Including 50s and in my younger punting days where I'd be 'upsold' for extras...£10 in pound coins. I felt like a cunt doing it, but I was young and had a hard-on and we were both naked. I would have given her my debit card and PIN number if she'd asked for it.

Offline anyfucker

Adding to that don't use your own bank, last time I tried to change notes they said I had to pay it into my account and then withdraw it again.

...
this is fairly standard Anti Money Laundering practise now.

Offline Brumish

Go to a bookies and stick two of them in the machine and do a phantom spin or whatever and cash out.

Offline Malvolio

I've used fifties a couple of times and not have a problem - you'd think that if the WG really objected she'd say so on her profile. 

More to the point, once you've made the booking, turn up and offer the fifties, if she turns them down she's probably just lost her potential earnings for that period of time.

Offline Northerndave666

Or.......instead of avoiding tax, CSA etc etc, take the £2k and open a bank account for your kids only accessible when they hit 18, deposit it in there and set them up for University etc.

But as you're struggling. Go down to the Casino, get some chips, play a while, go back and cash out with £20's

Offline webpunter

The suggestions above all seem pukka:

- do your shopping in cash.  Take out 100 in 20's + 10's & pay with 50's.  And swap over
- pay for small items in supermarket & take the change
- argos never seem to quibble over returned items
- pay for fuel in cash / again taking this out & swapping over.  Like say 50 quid.  Exact.  What are they going to do - not take your money.  Just check for no £50 note signs
- go punting with 50's and the same as back up in 10's & 20's.  Doubt if the girlies will check.  Especially if you have good FB.  Or pay like for 90/hr with a 50 & 2 * 20's.  Saying keep the change with 2 * 50's on the same won't do any harm.  And once the AW girlie knows you pay in 50's and these are pukka then she won't ask questions the next time.  Sure they are pretty good at checking money [they will see far more 50's than most of us]
- pay for your Nokia PAYG top ups in 50's & get these in 10's

Deffo AVOID setting up bank a/c's - online or otherwise.  Easy-ish for CSA to check

Enjoy the problem of spending thru the 2k rather than worrying about it !


bensonhedges20

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Go Into any Asian shop and ask if they want any English fifties and will swap for lower notes.

You may even know someone.already.

They need them as it's less to carry back.home to.visits to Asia.

Also any working girl who works in a city will accept them.

Or if you can't - A bank will swap a couple hundred for you no problem without showing the account if you say you need change

Offline SamLP

If your credit card bill is paid by dd, change it so you get a bill, and then pay the bill by cash at the bank.
As mentioned above plenty of times, pay for your shopping, fuel and any other expenses including punting with the 50's. They will be gone soon enough, or save them for when you go on holiday and exchange them for the local currency.

Dave2014

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I don't want to bank it myself  as whilst I am not self employed don't want this additional money going through bank statements because of CSA etc...

You are seriously on here asking how you can deny your child money so you can spend it on prostitutes?

You are a fucking cunt . . .

Offline Pauluk1

You are seriously on here asking how you can deny your child money so you can spend it on prostitutes?

You are a fucking cunt . . .

To be fair, the CSA get in touch and ask for your last last 2 months payslips at random times.  If you have had a good month at work they will base future payments on those payslips. I've been had after working a few weeks of nights, then the assessment came.   The CSA is mainly run by men hating women.  In my experience anyway.

Offline Swsnapper

You are seriously on here asking how you can deny your child money so you can spend it on prostitutes?

You are a fucking cunt . . .

Like I said earlier I pay regular maintenance and also treat them when I have them.  I don't need to explain or justify myself to you sat behind a keyboard. It was a one off payment so shouldn't alter my regular monthly payment.

squeezebox

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Couple of grand so thought I would treat myself on that occasion.
Actually if you do have 50's you could look to take them to a casino; change them into chips then play a bit at different tables and then cash them in but request 20's
Think there are limits now though if you aren't a member to stop money laundering etc

On these lines..

The casino could issue a cheque for those "winning" chips
or
Go the local betting office and have £2k on a non-runner, get a cheque
or
Feed them into the roulette machines, have £1 on red and black and cash out and get a cheque.

Put through the bank, it now has a betting trail and these winnings are tax free for HMRC purposes.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2015, 08:22:31 am by squeezebox »

Offline Matrix

"Looks like he'd give you change of a $9 bill in 3's"

The Eiger sanction

Offline daveev

go into the book makers put 50 in the roulette, 24 on red 24 on black ans 2 on zero, i know you'll lose £2 in the 50 but if it hits zero you get 72, take your ticket and cash it at the counter,

Offline Swsnapper

ok chaps few ideas there to consider/use..... :cool: :cool:

squeezebox

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I dont accept them as I have been caught out more than once with the bloody things (once from my bank) but then I state this on my profile so everyone is aware.  The fakes are very good nowadays and even the pens and lights don't always work. 
I don't know about other women and I imagine asking them if they accept them may make them think something dodgy is going on.  Try and see is all you can do.  Saying that why not just go to your bank and ask them to change them for smaller notes.  Many smaller shops don't accept them anymore so I am sure banks are used to people swapping them out.

Would you accept the new plastic ones that are due to come out soon?

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Offline Bobbob84

Is this a wind up?

The OP is "clever" enough to earn a reasonable amount from cash in hand jobs and at the same time realises the CSA and HMRC (let alone his (ex)wife or kids) would be over him like a tramp on chips if they found out. He's also clearly so crafty he can be a punter, presumably with only us knowing.

Can the OP really be so feckless he can't work out how to spend a few £50 notes without taking advice on how to money launder from a group of strangers?

OP - this is genuine advice, declare all your money, pay all your taxes NI etc and take as many £20s out the ATM as you want and you'll have noting to worry about. You are clearly too thick to deal with lying and cheating.

Offline Jimmyredcab



OP - this is genuine advice, declare all your money, pay all your taxes NI etc and take as many £20s out the ATM as you want and you'll have noting to worry about.

Or take my advice.

Go to a casino, put £300 into a slot machine and then push the cash out option, you will get a ticket to draw the cash from a machine that looks like an ATM, it will give you twenties.

Repeat this until you have changed up the whole £2 grand, problem solved.

Offline webpunter

Or take my advice.

Go to a casino, put £300 into a slot machine and then push the cash out option, you will get a ticket to draw the cash from a machine that looks like an ATM, it will give you twenties.

Repeat this until you have changed up the whole £2 grand, problem solved.
Simples !

Offline webpunter

The CSA is mainly run by men hating women
I'm sure they volunteer - because they are pig ugly bitches who have been dumped.  Usually when the bloke wakes up from the mother of all sessions & thinks WTF  :scare:  They spend the rest of their time on Mnet.  Or in some local support set-up where they can all have a good moan together
I know plenty of blokes paying maintenance & if they thought that their kids would see the benefit they'd happily pay.  But when it goes on their ex having botox / buying shoes / subsidizing some useless hanger-on boyfriend they can FRO.  Hence they go for the minimum & then give stuff to the kids direct.  Then check that the bitch hasn't put stuff on eBay.  Easy once you know their profile name.  I'd go for a 80 / 20 split [in my favour & burn £1,600 on hookering, having a good time & occasionally picking up civvies [got to keep your hand in !]]

Offline Swsnapper

Is this a wind up?

The OP is "clever" enough to earn a reasonable amount from cash in hand jobs and at the same time realises the CSA and HMRC (let alone his (ex)wife or kids) would be over him like a tramp on chips if they found out. He's also clearly so crafty he can be a punter, presumably with only us knowing.

Can the OP really be so feckless he can't work out how to spend a few £50 notes without taking advice on how to money launder from a group of strangers?

OP - this is genuine advice, declare all your money, pay all your taxes NI etc and take as many £20s out the ATM as you want and you'll have noting to worry about. You are clearly too thick to deal with lying and cheating.

Putting aside all your wild speculative theories, at no point did I ask how to change 50's to 20's. I simply asked in the punters experience do WG generally take fifties.


Offline gorge

You shouldn't really be discussing this on an open forum - If I were admin I would remove this topic. Where'as punting is legal what the OP is asking is not and this forum doesn't need any more publicity