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Author Topic: Post punt cleansing ritual  (Read 2206 times)

ok, its punt +1hr now, I've had a shower, cleaned my teeth, scrubbed my hands twice, blown my nose, had a pack of cheese & onion crisps and now wiping the punting phone.. but I can still smell her and the OT is coming home in a minute... groan.. So this is a bit of a plea to the ladies who will read this ...lay off the smelly stuff please..! I'll enjoy your company just as much !


Offline StevenS

Splash on some aftershave then go for a quick jog




Camouflage, like your thinking...

Think i've cleansed myself now... screwdriver to clean nails and squirted some lens cleaner all over myself...


Offline CBPaul

If it's perfume then I find non-scented wet wipes help no end.

Otherwise if it's lady juice, a scrub with a shower gel such as Original Source Mint is good but be careful not to over do the sac and crack, makes my balls go freezing cold and my o-ring pucker up like a goldfish out of its bowl. 

All else fails go and fill the car up and have a slight mishap with the pump, the smell of unleaded or diesel will blot anything out, just don't have a smoke on the way home  :D

Offline greychap

ok, its punt +1hr now, I've had a shower, cleaned my teeth, scrubbed my hands twice, blown my nose, had a pack of cheese & onion crisps and now wiping the punting phone.. but I can still smell her and the OT is coming home in a minute... groan.. So this is a bit of a plea to the ladies who will read this ...lay off the smelly stuff please..! I'll enjoy your company just as much !

You can still smell her where??
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Offline Corus Boy


ok, its punt +1hr now, I've had a shower, cleaned my teeth, scrubbed my hands twice, blown my nose, had a pack of cheese & onion crisps and now wiping the punting phone.. but I can still smell her and the OT is coming home in a minute... groan.. So this is a bit of a plea to the ladies who will read this ...lay off the smelly stuff please..! I'll enjoy your company just as much !


Now being single, I love the smell of a nice perfume and makeup including lipstick.

ok, its punt +1hr now, I've had a shower, cleaned my teeth, scrubbed my hands twice, blown my nose, had a pack of cheese & onion crisps and now wiping the punting phone.. but I can still smell her and the OT is coming home in a minute... groan.. So this is a bit of a plea to the ladies who will read this ...lay off the smelly stuff please..! I'll enjoy your company just as much !


Simples.


Get a can of creosote and dab a bit of that on yer mitts. I'll do Two things.

1. Cover up ANY smells from the other woman.

2. Cause the missus to run away shouting "you'll stink the damn place out don't think of coming anywhere near me!..

Solved:-)

I think I'll go an fill the car with diesel and quietly finger the nozzle... maybe i'm obsessing ... its like sweet almonds on my finger tips.. must be a spermicide or something..

Offline cueball

Post punt cleanse is dick, bollocks, bell, brush teeth, mouthwash, good scrub of hands and face (pussy juice lingers), watch the clothes for perfume.

Offline CBPaul

I think I'll go an fill the car with diesel and quietly finger the nozzle... maybe i'm obsessing ... its like sweet almonds on my finger tips.. must be a spermicide or something..

Sweet almonds, sounds like cyanide rather than spermicide  :scare:.

Unleaded should do the trick  :drinks:

Offline azrael

ok, its punt +1hr now, I've had a shower, cleaned my teeth, scrubbed my hands twice, blown my nose, had a pack of cheese & onion crisps and now wiping the punting phone.. but I can still smell her and the OT is coming home in a minute... groan.. So this is a bit of a plea to the ladies who will read this ...lay off the smelly stuff please..! I'll enjoy your company just as much !

I've only ever had one punt that i could still smell the woman on me, i just jump into the shower afterwards and use the missus shower gel, used it a few times after an evening with her also as she uses the herbal shop ones which have a nice lemon and lavender one. Pisses her off though but she thinks its becuase i like it, but in reality i cant stand it. But shes none the wiser

Shave...trim down below .. Makes me look like a fucking pornstar when I drop my keggs!  :D

A quick wash of my hands and knob in the sink. Unless I can have a shower. Most times when I want a punt I'm working so regardless of how clean I leave home I may not be so clean when I get to her home. But always shaven below decks.

Offline Sparquin


Simples.


Get a can of creosote and dab a bit of that on yer mitts. I'll do Two things.

1. Cover up ANY smells from the other woman.

2. Cause the missus to run away shouting "you'll stink the damn place out don't think of coming anywhere near me!..

Solved:-)

Better still try Jeyes Fluid. It is a disinfectant as well as annoyingly pungent.

Offline Trevor12

Shower, piss and mouthwash.

Guys who brush their teeth- I've read somewhere on here not to brush your teeth a few hours before a punt (especially if RO is involved) as it's possible to create microdamage which would make you more susceptible to infection. I'm not sure if the same would apply post punt.

Offline superchamp

Do any of you fellow non smokers notice that you can "taste" tobacco after kissing a smoker prossie for hours and hours after, even after brushing your teeth, chewing gum, etc.? Smokers, you can put 'em all in the cunts section.  :vomit: :rolleyes:


Yikes, just read a few of the suggestions..

1. Creosote
2. Jeyes Fluid
3. Unleaded Petrol

Hope you don't smoke...



Offline cueball

Shower, piss and mouthwash.

Guys who brush their teeth- I've read somewhere on here not to brush your teeth a few hours before a punt (especially if RO is involved) as it's possible to create microdamage which would make you more susceptible to infection. I'm not sure if the same would apply post punt.

That makes sense, I only gently brush prior punt with very soft brush n mouthwash, last thing I want prior to ro is bleeding gums.

Anti bac mouthwash after and a proper brush then

Offline SirFrank

Try rolling in foxes shit. My dog loves it and it smells like a rotting corpse. In my experience it tends to mask other smells
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Offline cueball

Try rolling in foxes shit. My dog loves it and it smells like a rotting corpse. In my experience it tends to mask other smells

No foxes round here, the Romanian wg's and their pimps have eaten em all

I reckon that the more professional and considerate girls should offer to be fragrance free for bookings if that's what the punter wants, some of these perfumes are almost impossible to shift.

BTW I always take some of our household soap with me on a punt and shower / wash with that after the fuck - prossies think it's hilarious but even diff shower gel or whatever is a give away.

Shower, piss and mouthwash.

Guys who brush their teeth- I've read somewhere on here not to brush your teeth a few hours before a punt (especially if RO is involved) as it's possible to create microdamage which would make you more susceptible to infection. I'm not sure if the same would apply post punt.

I have read that it does, so only using mouthwash is the best measure to take after RO. Crunchy food such as crisps also causes microscopic cuts in the mouth, so avoid pre and post punt.


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