Massage by AngelinaExternal Link/Members OnlyMassage by BiankaExternal Link/Members OnlyIf this wasn’t the fastest booking, confirmation and consummation in Adultwork history, I don’t know what could be. I spotted Angelina’s sweet but naughty looking face in a thread on here earlier this afternoon (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33661.0) and thought I’d see if she was free immediately. After a brief exchange of SMS, I was in the taxi and looking forward to playing with her epic tits. Less than 15 minutes later, her soft hands were giving my cock a massage par excellence. Then her friend Bianka joined us and things really got started.
The Good:Fastest comms ever. All done and dusted within 60 seconds.
Very comfortable, if somewhat small, basement studio on Inverness Terrace, Bayswater, W2. It may be small, but it’s perfectly functional: double bed, shower room and a microwave to heat up the massage oil! When I entered the room was mildly scented, lit with candles and there was relaxing music playing. The girls have got the ambience part just right.
Time was tight this afternoon and although I had originally booked only Angelina at £60 for 30 minutes, I heard her flatmate’s sexy voice from behind the curtain which separates the bedroom from the shower room and had to add her to the mix. Two fit girls slap bang in central London for 30 mins for – wait for it – £80!
About the girls: Angelina is mid 20s tops. She has MASSIVE natural tits which were made to glaze with warm spunk. She’s around 5’7 and a dress size 12. Yes, bigger than I usually go for, but given her pretty face, location and the bargain basement rate, I was willing to TOFTT. Angelina’s most endearing feature is her aforementioned pretty/dirty/filthy/slutty/porno/glaze me face. She’s very, very pretty. An 8/10 on a bad day by anyone’s reckoning. She also has a fucking fit body. Yes, there’s some excess weight but nothing more than I expected. Her skin is a beautiful dark colour and is super soft. Heck, even her considerable artwork looked fantastic on such skin. Her spoken English is near-native. Perfectly fluent, cheeky, teasing and filthy when demanding you give her what she wants – a ball load of hot cum over those enormous orbs.
Bianka is a little older. 30 or so would be my guess. She’s a dress size 10-12 and her English is also excellent. Facially, she’s a 7 or so but pretty in a more EE way than Angelina. Both girls are super sweet, super attentive and super filthy. They also play well together, combining two pairs of hands to great effect. First they ‘did’ the back and then flipped me over for the hot and oily wank of my young life. Angelina also climbed aboard for a spot of B2B, making sure she applied just the right amount of pressure to my lower back whilst doing so. It felt fantastic.
The Happy Ending was one to remember.
The Bad: N/AThe double bed is actually comprised of two mattresses. They moved apart somewhat and my fat arse sunk between them. I’m being picky, but I thought it was worth mentioning.
The Ugly: N/AFinal wordsStrangely enough, neither is a professionally qualified masseue. You could have fooled me. Yes, neither were as good as Hungarian legend Lola Bell, but they gave their very best throughout and my bollocks haven’t been so expertly emptied in a good while.
This was the best £80 I’ve ever spent without a doubt. Loved every minute with the girls and they both have a brilliant attitude – akin to just about every Hungarian I’ve met thus far. Angelina is the hotter of the two and even if you don’t like ‘bigger’ girls (I don’t), I challenge you not to get hard when looking at her slutty face. She actually bears a passing resemblance to Aletta Ocean – jet black hair, full lips, massive tits and a curvy figure. Yes, Aletta offers full service – for £1,000 an hour – but so does Angelina.
Yes, you read that right: Angelina also offers full service. £100 for 30 mins or £160 (I think) for the hour.
Am I going to go back and fuck her? … Is David Cameron a fucking cunt?
Try and stop me!
PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10 -
48Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10 -
47Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10 -
47Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10 -
46.5Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 –
46.5Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 -
46Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 -
46Massage by Angelina - 9/9/9/9/10 -
46Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 -
45Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 -
43.5Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 -
43Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 -
42.5Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 -
42Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 -
42Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 -
41Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 -
39SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)All-time Hall of FamePandora - 10/10/10/9/8 –
47Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 -
47Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 -
46Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 -
44Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 -
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