£100 on a Romanian in Norwich. You are a braver man than most. Get me a packet of clothes pegs while you're there will you?
Indeed. Hoping you've not gone yet Patio and that you're a man up for a challenge, could you check the reliability of her profile? If she lets you take her up on her offer to shit on her clients, rim you and let you film it, I might just about be convinced that her advertised willingness to french kiss is a banker. Mind you I won't take her up on it unless you can vouch for your own anal cleanliness and give witness to her use of industrial strength mouthwash after.
Put another way I reckon you're as likely to have/had a fulfilling punt as I've got a fanny.