Oslo - Any advice / recommendations

[Jake1980]

I'm finding myself in the fortunate position in a couple of weeks spending a night in Oslo so have had a look through some of the local websites to check the talent and based on the photos it looks outstanding but we all know that's very unlikely to be the case.  Wondering if anyone has any experience of punting out there and know what the most reliable website is to use, I think I'm going to be near the Central Station so looking for a punt not far from there.  I looked at realescorts.eu but when searching locations it never gave a location for the centre area.

Any help appreciated cheers

[JJM]

Only ever passed through Oslo so not a lot of help, however had some experience in other parts of Norway, was a good while ago and a bit of a risk, hard to know what your getting.

One thing though probably need deep pockets

Hope someone else can advise

[Jerboa]

Stay in your hotel room and have a wank, hookers and beer are overpriced.

[Jake1980]

Stay in your hotel room and have a wank, hookers and beer are overpriced.

Fancied something different this trip though

[john_n]

And remember punting is illegal in Norway. Probably not a big risk, but......

[kowalski]

Prostitution is illegal in Norway for the punter also.Although it exists through intermediaries I advise you done bother.I've also heard extortionate.

[Jerboa]

A pint of beer is extortionate in Norway let alone prossies.

[JJM]

A pint of beer is extortionate in Norway let alone prossies.

Half a litre you mean

Been a while since been in Norway but they have said that for years, beer is extortionate etc....and in the main it was, however there were some sort of social club places, although at the time were dearer than the UK but not be a huge amount.

That wasn't in Oslo though and the last time I was there is was getting a bit crazy mainstream.

How you get on fella, did the wank win in the end

[hockogrockle]

Stay in your hotel room and have a wank, hookers and beer are overpriced.

Just what I was going to say! In fact, just about everything in Norway is overpriced in my experience. As long as you can treat it as "Monopoly Money" you won't start suffering fits of depression. My advice would be:save the mony and have a decent punt when you get back.

[Sparquin]

I cannot speak to the internet photoshopped vixens but the ones I used to see on the street were RAF.Rough As Fuck.

[Jerboa]

I cannot speak to the internet photoshopped vixens but the ones I used to see on the street were RAF.Rough As Fuck.

Yes when we think of Scandanavian women, there's a stereotype of hot blonde stunners, but it's not always true.

[kowalski]

You will find its all EU prozies.A politician there recently got charged and fined for doing some bizzo abroad.Newspapers trapped him.Just not worth it.I've met Scandinavian prozies in Chelsea though,very attractive and no doubt pricey.They were leaving Chelsea Cloisters.

[Jerboa]

You will find its all EU prozies.A politician there recently got charged and fined for doing some bizzo abroad.Newspapers trapped him.Just not worth it.I've met Scandinavian prozies in Chelsea though,very attractive and no doubt pricey.They were leaving Chelsea Cloisters.

How did you know they were genuine Scandanavian? Show you their passport? Or were they Latvians?

[kowalski]

I speak the native language.

[hugo2]

I am Norwegian and live in Norway, but I frequently visit England (which is the reason I am a member of this forum). Norway and Oslo is indeed expensive (also for Norwegian), but due to the recent quite substantial weakening of the Norwegian Krone, the difference between Oslo and London is in fact not that big anymore (BGP 150-250 per hour).

Sale of sexual services is legal, while purchase is not (the fantastic "Swedish model"), so stay away from the street girls. The safest is probably to meet WGs in (their) private apartments. I do not recommend incalls or outcalls to hotels, as the hotels might be eager to call the police upon suspicion of punting.

The webpage mentioned above (realescorts.eu) is probably the best page for Norwegian WGs.

Norwegian girls are as beautiful as Swedish girls (I am of course a bit biased), but at least 50% (probably a lot more) of the girls on these pages come from outside Norway. If you want to meet beautiful Norwegian girls, you have to go clubbing.

[Callisto]

Update from an Oslo trip.  I went to a place called Laguna Velvære (External Link/Members Only), lured by this advert: External Link/Members Only.  The woman below was in the shop, and I got a half-hour massage (400KR) plus nude (but no touching) hand job for 400KR.  She also threw in some FK at the end, but that may be YMMV.  Genuinely hot woman.


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[anonmig6]

After a couple of recent trips to Norway for some tattoos, I decided to find some company and the girl I met on a classifieds board (which has since closed) but her name was "fit maria", just WOW. Ended up spending basically all afternoon, evening together just from a 2hr outcall booking which pricewise was like a good London rate (200ph).

So they do exist, but the hotels around the central station have security in them (like a door before the lifts) or they ask you who you're staying with if booking a double bed. First time I was a bit nervous when I found some random.

The thon opera hotel is really good mind, just in and up