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Offline dork

I know this topic has been done to death but going be honest here and demonstrate how stupid people (me) can be. Note my nick.

I was new to punting last year and found a girl (yes, I know, I should say wg) to start my journey into the world of punting with. I wasn't aware of the dangers of EAS when I started. One year down the line and 10 grand poorer, still with only experience of one wg, I'm hooked and I doubt it's going to end well financially for me.

All my own fault but just a salutary warning to those new to this world. Not everyone is suited to being a punter.

Banning reason: Asshole

You're suited, you just need to discover 'variety', have another punt, just with ANYONE else, problem solved.

Online fredpunter

I know this topic has been done to death but going be honest here and demonstrate how stupid people (me) can be. Note my nick.

I was new to punting last year and found a girl (yes, I know, I should say wg) to start my journey into the world of punting with. I wasn't aware of the dangers of EAS when I started. One year down the line and 10 grand poorer, still with only experience of one wg, I'm hooked and I doubt it's going to end well financially for me.

All my own fault but just a salutary warning to those new to this world. Not everyone is suited to being a punter.

Suggest to her that as a regular customer who has donated 10,000 to her shoe fund you are due a freebie, she will set your thinking straight very shortly afterwards.

Offline Quesadilla

I know this topic has been done to death but going be honest here and demonstrate how stupid people (me) can be. Note my nick.

I was new to punting last year and found a girl (yes, I know, I should say wg) to start my journey into the world of punting with. I wasn't aware of the dangers of EAS when I started. One year down the line and 10 grand poorer, still with only experience of one wg, I'm hooked and I doubt it's going to end well financially for me.

All my own fault but just a salutary warning to those new to this world. Not everyone is suited to being a punter.

Personally wouldn't want to get tied to a single WG but ultimately - to each their own - I've certainly spent the lions share of my 2014 / 2015 budget on 6 WG's (nearly £6k so more than 1/2!) out of 25 or so I met.  I could easily have spent all my time and efforts on one WG if I'd found her first as just one WG meets most of my personal needs.

Up to you how things end financially. Now you understand the potential issue it's up to you to fix it.
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Sparquin

It is never, ever going to end financially well, however many you see or do not see. Work out what you think you can afford, double it and try to stay within that. But for fuck's sake vary your WGs.

At least you have had the nerve to admit to EAS, so hopefully that is one box well and truly ticked. Good luck, hoping you will not need it.

Offline doc14

Suggest to her that as a regular customer who has donated 10,000 to her shoe fund you are due a freebie, she will set your thinking straight very shortly afterwards.
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Agree, as soon as this is mentioned to her you will no longer look at her the same way and get back to reality, punt with someone else asap

Online cueball

You're suited, you just need to discover 'variety', have another punt, just with ANYONE else, problem solved.

Good advice above for you there dork.

10k in a year on one wg is some going in my book

Offline dilettante

Yep, surprised that lots of civvies aren't trying tooth and nail to fight off the WG so they can share your bed, with that amount of disposable.

Offline CBPaul

If you can't afford the 10 grand then no it won't end well for you financially. You've got to decide on your punting budget and stick to it.

As to just the one prossie, well done for admitting the EAS. If you want a slap round the face then see how asking for some extras goes - more time off the clock or reduced rates in time of financial hardship. Also try to go longer between visits.

Shagging a different prossie might me dangerous though and you'll have to choose carefully IMO. If you see a good one then it may work but if you pick a crap one it will only drive you more towards your favourite and compound the problem.

Offline anyfucker

Suggest to her that as a regular customer who has donated 10,000 to her shoe fund you are due a freebie, she will set your thinking straight very shortly afterwards.
if she's got half a brain (i know, i know fill in the balnks) she'll already have gone the extra mile, worth doing for 10k a year IMHO.
bit like a loyalty card, buy nine get a free tenth coffee, must work as everywhere does it now.

Sorry guys but what is EAS an acronym for?

Offline geek_lover

Found myself getting a touch of EAS early last year after a few visits to one.  Kicked it to touch and went on a mad dash of sexual experiences in Hong Kong for ten days.  Now I try never to see a WG more than once as I don't want a repeat of this.

Offline anyfucker

Sorry guys but what is EAS an acronym for?
Emotional Attachment Syndrome - i get it every time i see a gorgeous woman out and about  :diablo:

Sorry guys but what is EAS an acronym for?

Emotional Attachment Syndrome

Offline Natwest

Emotional Attachment Syndrome

I find the easiest way to avoid EAS is to only see WG's no less than 40 years younger than me.

That way I know I can only relate physically, never mentally!

Offline akauya

Suggest to her that as a regular customer who has donated 10,000 to her shoe fund you are due a freebie, she will set your thinking straight very shortly afterwards.

Not just one freebie, a few freebies. Either that or the OP should post her link here so that we all go and fuck her, then post reviews. Sounds harsh but it's a good solution to snap the punter back to reality.

I do feel sorry for punters who end up catching a dose of EAS (for the newbies EAS is another type of STD - Sexually Transmitted Disorder)... very easily done if one is not careful. As we have discovered the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but via his cock. That's why it's always a good idea to fuck a variety of girls and not stick to just one.


I'm adding this to the ever growing list of EAS threads on the wiki.


Online fredpunter

Not just one freebie, a few freebies. Either that or the OP should post her link here so that we all go and fuck her, then post reviews. Sounds harsh but it's a good solution to snap the punter back to reality.

I do feel sorry for punters who end up catching a dose of EAS (for the newbies EAS is another type of STD - Sexually Transmitted Disorder)... very easily done if one is not careful. As we have discovered the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but via his cock. That's why it's always a good idea to fuck a variety of girls and not stick to just one.


I'm adding this to the ever growing list of EAS threads on the wiki.

I can't agree with this 100% I'm afraid. the way to my heart it either my cock or my stomach. if I ever meet a girl who likes both (liking one if them would be a good start)  then its eas all the way for me.

Offline akauya

I can't agree with this 100% I'm afraid. the way to my heart it either my cock or my stomach. if I ever meet a girl who likes both (liking one if them would be a good start)  then its eas all the way for me.

You've got a point, giving you an amazing fuck first then cooking you a fantastic meal afterwards. If a girl like that existed she would make a fortune by selling not just a GFE experience but an EAS experience  :lol:


Offline Ralph

I know this topic has been done to death but going be honest here and demonstrate how stupid people (me) can be. Note my nick.

I was new to punting last year and found a girl (yes, I know, I should say wg) to start my journey into the world of punting with. I wasn't aware of the dangers of EAS when I started. One year down the line and 10 grand poorer, still with only experience of one wg, I'm hooked and I doubt it's going to end well financially for me.

All my own fault but just a salutary warning to those new to this world. Not everyone is suited to being a punter.

I assume you have regular booking time slot and she is in control here.  Do you 'chat' for a good time before getting to it as well?

You are a cash cow my friend, much as you may be made to feel special, you are not.  Feign going away for a few weeks, delete and block her number and get some variety

Is easily done getting attached but remember in your mind what it is all about, a shag and hopefully a good time with someone who will go wild with you for an hour or two

Online cueball

I'm amazed how many times I read on here lads that have ended up smitten by a wg. I suppose I can see where it comes from but surely in the back of any lads mind he knows that he's just another punter.

When you hand that cash over it all then becomes a simple business transaction. We want the pussy, they want the cash, everybody is happy.

I just can't see how anybody gets emotionally attached, yes, I have regulars and favourites but that's more akin to fancying them and a good service than having any deep feelings for them.

Offline nodrah

As someone who has been there and got the EAS T-shirt ( have posted on the subject earlier ) I don't think this guy is involved in such a case.
In my opinion there needs to be 2 way feeling, the WG needs to feel some affection for the punter also. In his case I think the WG sees him only as being a gullible soft touch and has no emotional feelings for him.
At £200 per week, either she is a higher end of the market girl or she is asking him to give her money not connected to the punt ( never happened in my case )
Get out of there lad, she is taking you for a ride ….......excuse the pun …..... 

Not just one freebie, a few freebies. Either that or the OP should post her link here so that we all go and fuck her, then post reviews. Sounds harsh but it's a good solution to snap the punter back to reality.


I agree with this. Seeing other blokes reviewing the object of your EAS in all the glorious detail will cure you - or drive you insanely jealous. Whatever experience you're getting with a WG, plenty of others are getting it too, you're not special outside of your paid-for hour(s). I've had GFEs that are so convincing that I've forgotten I was with a WG and it felt like being with a chilled out girlfriend but reality always hits back on the journey home. I've also made a point of not sticking with just a few girls but that's led to some shit punts and wasted money so this year I'm only going with a few regulars who I know deliver what I want.

EDIT: And 10k!!!! Fuck me, I like to think that even if I was caught out by EAS I'd have it cured before I dropped that kind of money on a girl.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 03:43:07 PM by downsouth »

It's annoying getting EAS, even mildly, as it interferes with an otherwise great GFE punt. I'm not smitten, I have felt the same way toward close family friends to give an idea of what I'm on about. If my EAS starts getting out of hand I have some remedies.

I do some searching on SAAFE and read the threads on needy, pushy clients as though it's the favored prossie talking to me.
I also look at her old reviews. Knowing that she did anal followed by CIM without missing a drop, all for less than what she charges now, has a sobering effect.
In the punt, when kissing, watch her eyes. Chances are she'll be looking around bored? Maybe checking the time.
Try to keep chats non personal. Sometimes I give too much of my personal life away (under direct questioning from the prossie). The prossies life is a well rehearsed fantasy for yet another punter. This last point is the best one for me to remember, by all means have a great time, good chats etc, but only for the paid time and take it all with a pinch of salt.

Doing the above helps me alot, I'm trying to keep sex and punting in context as well. It can be time consuming so having some other hobbies and interests will help keep things in focus.

Best of all are the threads on here. It's like having a load of mates at the pub, giving a good bollocking for being weak.  :thumbsup:

Offline thefoxman

You ask for Girl Friend Experience GFE, and you get it !

I've spent more than 10k/year on past girlfriends... and had many less shags though.



Offline SUMO61

I know this topic has been done to death but going be honest here and demonstrate how stupid people (me) can be. Note my nick.

I was new to punting last year and found a girl (yes, I know, I should say wg) to start my journey into the world of punting with. I wasn't aware of the dangers of EAS when I started. One year down the line and 10 grand poorer, still with only experience of one wg, I'm hooked and I doubt it's going to end well financially for me.

All my own fault but just a salutary warning to those new to this world. Not everyone is suited to being a punter.

Warning heard and understood..I think I have tendency for EAS and thanks to this forum and you, at least i'm aware of it now.

Funnily enough, I nearly went to see her today, but had a wank instead, which took the edge of things :rolleyes:


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