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Author Topic: Classy CHLOE xxx, West Kensington, London W14 - A Review I didn’t want to write  (Read 6569 times)


11 review(s) for  Classy CHLOE xxx (8 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline west8

https://www.adultwork.com/2683838


Having spent some 8-10 hours with this intoxicating, engaging and service-focused young woman, I found myself at two minds. Be selfish and keep her all to myself or write a review – her first on UKP – and share my seasoned opinion. As each and every positive experience I have had since joining Adultwork has been courtesy of this forum, the idea of finding a ‘new star’ à la Adele or HTF is part of the appeal when selecting a TOFTT.

Moreover, this young lady has never even heard of this forum - nor any other. Yet. Let me explain why. Chloe’s approach is a sensible one: a day job in a nondescript office where she can blend in and be ‘on the system’. This safeguards her future as far as Equifax and Experian are concerned. But it also ensures she is very firmly grounded in the normal, mundane, humdrum routine of a seasoned London commuter. But that’s ‘Chloe by Day’. After the sun sets (fortunately around 16:15 at this time of the year), Chloe undergoes a transformation that puts Bananaman to shame: she becomes a sexual superhero.

But as Jimmy Cricket would say … “There’s more”: For Chloe is that elusive young lady we all think about meeting at some point: the ‘normal’ girl with a ‘normal’ life who harbours a secret: she adores sex. Or, if she doesn’t adore sex, she deserves a sex workers lifetime achievement award for convincing me that she loves sex. This girl is ravenous and passionate in equal measure. Slow and gentle or hard and fast … she simply can’t get enough. Moreover, that’s just round one.

This girl can kiss, lick, suck, fuck, grind, slither, seduce and even reduce a man to a trembling wreck. Once you descend into her comfortable, modest and perfectly discreet lair, Chloe pounces. The first indication of what she is going to do to you becomes immediately apparent: her feline eyes hint at what is going to happen ‘later’. As she glides her perfectly manicured red nails over your groin whilst glancing knowingly, you can’t help but think of how good she is going to look naked.

But before that happens, she has a wonderfully convincing routine whereby she convinces you that every other man she has even encountered prior to meeting you is unworthy of her time. That you – the chosen one – are what she has been searching for. That she is so enamoured by you – so excited by you – that she is soaking wet at the mere thought of any form of sexual contact. From the gentle touching of the trouser area to gauge whether your member is stirring to the sweetly whispered “I think your cock is ready for me,” Chloe can read a man like an open book – and respond accordingly.

The most startling thing (for me) is that I found Chloe to be attractive in a ‘girl next door’ kind of way. She is not Emily Crème Brulee or HTF, but she has beautiful skin, mesmerising eyes, soft and delicate hands and a cracking, all-natural figure (34C-24-34). She also has fucking perfect tits. When I write perfect, I mean perfect. A 100% natural handful of 34C loveliness which are supple and splendid when cupped in cowgirl. Add to that her long, slender legs and gorgeous arse and she’s a solid 8/10 on a bad day. Not that she ever has a bad day as she’s stuck in the office (in her words) “Sucking my boss’s cock on my kness if he tells me to do so.”

I can well believe it.



The Good:

Chloe is young (24/25 tops I’d guess) and new to ‘the biz’. She will only ever be a part timer. She is selective, but in a good way. Like certain other ladies, she makes no bones about preferring ‘quality over quantity’ – but not a pretentious way. She is neither stuck up nor does she think highly of herself. On the contrary, I got the distinct impression during the course of our meetings that she is another one of those girls who has no idea just how wonderful she really is. She’s bashful, self-deprecating and immeasurably modest.

Refreshingly so.

Ditto her incall. A very, very discreet flat in a mansion block in a swanky part of West Kensington. So discreet that I personally have never visited a girl in any building on her street. The flat is warm, welcoming and wonderful – just like Miss Classy herself. Moreover, it’s always perfectly temperate there for some odd reason: think Monaco in Spring at a constant 22 degrees. So whether you’re fully clothed and sharing a large glass of vin rouge or happy chatting in post-coital nakedness, this is the peaceful, tranquil and serene environment in which to do it.

The bathroom is also pretty fucking sweet too.

There is one potential downside however: Chloe is not for anyone other than the most Vanilla of punters. Her service provision is akin to that of the two other Polish Adultwork superstars, Emily Crème Brulee and Michelle Independent. To the uninitiated, that means no CIM, no facials, no A and no other exotic flavours. GFE all the way. Nor does she do Bukkake, Dom, or any other ‘off track’ services. But she can do roleplay … brilliantly. She’s absolutely perfect as a sexy secretary/PA who is willing to do ‘whatever it takes’ to get to the top, or (her words again) “to get to the cock.”

Perfect for me and for many I’m sure, but of course not to everyone’s liking.

There is also another surprise waiting in Chloe’s flat: two pussies for the price of one. You’ll see what I mean by that if and when you choose to visit.

But to trump all the above are Chloe’s oral skills. Yes, if you are an aficionado of fellatio you’ll want to continue reading. If Chloe were a religious girl, she’d be a regular in the congregation at the Church of Cock Worship. She takes hold of your turgid member and basically devours it – gently, smoothly, and soakingly. She uses it as a lollipop, as a dummy and as whatever she fucking well wants to. Point being: she is an oral expert.

But so am I. Apparently. Either that, or Chloe explodes in a climactic crescendo with everyone she meets. She absolutely, unequivocally, absurdly and overwhelmingly lets herself go when she is super aroused. So, whether you’re an expert tonguesman or prefer to get the girl there by other, more orthodox means, just make damn well sure you get her there. She totally loses control and it’s wonderful to observe her writhing in post-orgasmic pleasure as she erupts and gently ‘comes down’ as her body twitches.

Magnificent.



The Bad:

GFE? You decide.

The price? Yes, a little higher than the average but to her credit she does provide a fantastically comfortable incall environment. 150 is perfectly justified in my opinion – particularly as Ms Brulee (among others) charges £10 more and is located in ghastly E1. That said, Michelle also provides a superb service for less, so it’s down to the punter to judge what constitutes good value I guess.



The Ugly: N/A



Final words

So there you have it. I think it’s obvious that I was impressed. More than once. I don’t give a fuck if Chloe really enjoys it. What I do give a fuck about is if Chloe (or any other girl for that matter) makes me genuinely believe she enjoys it. For that reason alone, Chloe should earn top spot.

I can’t actually remember whether Chloe was the first or second girl I met this year, but the memories of our encounters are still very, very vivid. That doesn’t happen very often. Given that I punt more than is probably good for me, it’s actually rare for me to find myself fondly reminiscing  about what happened. I usually prefer to simply return and partake in a live re-enactment. It’s that instant gratitude aspect of punting in the candyland of London that is not a particularly good one.

What I do find quite extraordinary though is that – so far without exception – the service levels provided by the Polish girls in London are phenomenal. That is why I finally made a belated New Year’s Resolution: I’m going to spend 2015 working my way through the entire Polish section of the Punting Wiki.

It will be a journey filled with fucking, fun and a fair dosage of fond memories I’m sure. But most of all, it will be one thing above all others: a fact-finding mission to discover whether I should up sticks and emigrate to Poland!

I jest, but were I ten years younger and single, that would surely be one temptation too far.



PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)

P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service

Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10  - 48
Classy Chloe - 10/10/9/10/9  - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10  - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10  - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10  - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39
SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)


All-time Hall of Fame

Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42


11 review(s) found for  Classy CHLOE xxx linked to in above post (8 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline bestbefore

Any chance of reviews on this forum being slightly more succinct.

90% of the above review is completely unnecessary.



Offline PumpAction

A review MOST people didn't want you to write i'd imagine. Too long with very little relevant information. Also, I doubt many are flocking to see girls you review despite your "seasoned opinion". Keep up the good work though.

Offline unclesweetheart

https://www.adultwork.com/2683838


She absolutely, unequivocally, absurdly and overwhelmingly lets herself go when she is super aroused.

I don’t give a fuck if Chloe really enjoys it.

I merely offer the two quotes from the latest edition of War and Peace, in the modest role of sub-editor, and suggest you think about not contradicting yourself. In the interests of credibility. I think if you had a real job it might help you not disappear up your own arse so frequently. Join the proles West8. That's surely why you're here after all? But very much looking forward to your explaining why black is white, one more time.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy + Sharing account with banned member (Atticus Finch aka Sylvester)


11 review(s) found for  Classy CHLOE xxx linked to in above post (8 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline unclesweetheart

Just need to remind you of "absolutely" and "unequivocally", though.
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy + Sharing account with banned member (Atticus Finch aka Sylvester)


Offline Cornish sub

Did anyone manage to read that shit from start to finish? Wank8, this is ukpunting, not Mills & Boon, you self obsessed twat. Tell you what, next time you're in two minds as to whether to write a review or not (as the title of this thread suggests you were), go for the option of not writing it.

Offline Quesadilla

A review MOST people didn't want you to write i'd imagine. Too long with very little relevant information. Also, I doubt many are flocking to see girls you review despite your "seasoned opinion". Keep up the good work though.
+1 thank fuck for ignore - I never have to read it either.  :lol: :lol: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :lol: :lol: :bomb:

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline LL

A review MOST people didn't want you to write i'd imagine.
It's the review that the girl being reviewed didn't want to read! 
She's now figured out that she fucked a guy who's a high STI-risk to her as he barebacked another prostitute a month ago.

Offline StevenS

+1 thank fuck for ignore - I never have to read it either.  :lol: :lol: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :lol: :lol: :bomb:

To be fair the style is very much like yours

Offline BeesKnees

+1 thank fuck for ignore - I never have to read it either.  :lol: :lol: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :lol: :lol: :bomb:

Also to be fair, if you're ignoring someone, what's the point in replying to their post?

Offline Quesadilla

Also to be fair, if you're ignoring someone, what's the point in replying to their post?
Because with a complete egotist like West the thought of being ignored is about the worst thing imaginable. Even by people he doesn't like (especially by people he doesn't like).
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline StevenS

Because with a complete egotist like West the thought of being ignored is about the worst thing imaginable. Even by people he doesn't like (especially by people he doesn't like).

 :dash:

Offline Goofy85

That quote about her being down on her knees in front of her boss.

I find it hard to believe she has the personality of someone who does not think highly of herself. I mean… What 'normal' intelligent girl would say a thing like that? None. Perhaps those who have used their looks to get where they are outside the escorting world. That quote paints her in the opposite fashion. Just a thought that crossed my mind as you were painting a picture of her personality.

« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 12:53:30 AM by Dave2014 »

Offline Quesadilla

« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 12:55:57 AM by Quesadilla »
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE



Offline Cabbots

Ok, so basically -

Her in calls are in West Kensington
She sucks cock well
She cums like a train if you lick pussy well enough
She looks half-decent
She has a brain
She costs £150 an hour
She's a very vanilla fuck, with nice tits

From her AW profile, she's 26, has brunette hair, recently to the biz, likes sex



Your review in less than 60 words.

I must say that I've never once commented on any of your threads/reviews West8, mainly because I have viewed some of the vitriolic criticism towards you as being equally as damning and detrimental to the forum.  Each to their own I guess.  But honestly there is a limit as to how much 'extra material' I can stomach reading without the essence of the booking being conveyed.  It is your prerogative to write in a more wordy way, but perhaps summarising the booking with the salient facts at the start of your posts would satiate some of your critics...

Or to put it more concisely - write the important shit first that we all need to know, then you can fuck about with the flowery stuff after! :) :)
« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 01:47:21 AM by Cabbots »

Offline TreyWalker

At least he puts the aw link at the top.

dif he actually fuck her?cant tell from his "review"

Offline west8

Glad you all enjoyed it. Especially Quesadilla. Guess the ignore function is working as intended then.  :sarcastic:

Glad you all enjoyed it. Especially Quesadilla. Guess the ignore function is working as intended then.  :sarcastic:


Offline west8

So boring that you simply had to dash from The Queen's Bench Division of The High Court back to your council flat, disrobe and post a comment.

Do you not see how pathetic you appear by having done so?





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