Having spent some 8-10 hours with this intoxicating, engaging and service-focused young woman, I found myself at two minds. Be selfish and keep her all to myself or write a review – her first on UKP – and share my seasoned opinion. As each and every positive experience I have had since joining Adultwork has been courtesy of this forum, the idea of finding a ‘new star’ à la Adele or HTF is part of the appeal when selecting a TOFTT.
Moreover, this young lady has never even heard of this forum - nor any other. Yet. Let me explain why. Chloe’s approach is a sensible one: a day job in a nondescript office where she can blend in and be ‘on the system’. This safeguards her future as far as Equifax and Experian are concerned. But it also ensures she is very firmly grounded in the normal, mundane, humdrum routine of a seasoned London commuter. But that’s ‘Chloe by Day’. After the sun sets (fortunately around 16:15 at this time of the year), Chloe undergoes a transformation that puts Bananaman to shame: she becomes a sexual superhero.
But as Jimmy Cricket would say … “There’s more”: For Chloe is that elusive young lady we all think about meeting at some point: the ‘normal’ girl with a ‘normal’ life who harbours a secret: she adores sex. Or, if she doesn’t adore sex, she deserves a sex workers lifetime achievement award for convincing me that she loves sex. This girl is ravenous and passionate in equal measure. Slow and gentle or hard and fast … she simply can’t get enough. Moreover, that’s just round one.
This girl can kiss, lick, suck, fuck, grind, slither, seduce and even reduce
a man to a trembling wreck. Once you descend into her comfortable, modest and perfectly discreet lair, Chloe pounces. The first indication of what she is going to do to you becomes immediately apparent: her feline eyes hint at what is going to happen ‘later’. As she glides her perfectly manicured red nails over your groin whilst glancing knowingly, you can’t help but think of how good she is going to look naked.
But before that happens, she has a wonderfully convincing routine whereby she convinces you that every other man she has even encountered prior to meeting you is unworthy of her time. That you – the chosen one – are what she has been searching for. That she is so enamoured by you – so excited by you – that she is soaking wet at the mere thought of any form of sexual contact. From the gentle touching of the trouser area to gauge whether your member is stirring to the sweetly whispered “I think your cock is ready for me,” Chloe can read a man like an open book – and respond accordingly.
The most startling thing (for me) is that I found Chloe to be attractive in a ‘girl next door’ kind of way. She is not Emily Crème Brulee or HTF, but she has beautiful skin, mesmerising eyes, soft and delicate hands and a cracking, all-natural figure (34C-24-34). She also has fucking perfect tits. When I write perfect, I mean perfect. A 100% natural handful of 34C loveliness which are supple and splendid when cupped in cowgirl. Add to that her long, slender legs and gorgeous arse and she’s a solid 8/10 on a bad day. Not that she ever has a bad day as she’s stuck in the office (in her words) “Sucking my boss’s cock on my kness if he tells me to do so.”
I can well believe it.The Good:
Chloe is young (24/25 tops I’d guess) and new to ‘the biz’. She will only ever be a part timer. She is selective, but in a good way. Like certain other ladies, she makes no bones about preferring ‘quality over quantity’ – but not a pretentious way. She is neither stuck up nor does she think highly of herself. On the contrary, I got the distinct impression during the course of our meetings that she is another one of those girls who has no idea just how wonderful she really is. She’s bashful, self-deprecating and immeasurably modest.
Ditto her incall. A very, very discreet flat in a mansion block in a swanky part of West Kensington. So discreet that I personally have never visited a girl in any building on her street. The flat is warm, welcoming and wonderful – just like Miss Classy herself. Moreover, it’s always perfectly temperate there for some odd reason: think Monaco in Spring at a constant 22 degrees. So whether you’re fully clothed and sharing a large glass of vin rouge or happy chatting in post-coital nakedness, this is the peaceful, tranquil and serene environment in which to do it.
The bathroom is also pretty fucking sweet too.
There is one potential downside however: Chloe is not for anyone other than the most Vanilla of punters. Her service provision is akin to that of the two other Polish Adultwork superstars, Emily Crème Brulee and Michelle Independent. To the uninitiated, that means no CIM, no facials, no A and no other exotic flavours. GFE all the way. Nor does she do Bukkake, Dom, or any other ‘off track’ services. But she can do roleplay … brilliantly. She’s absolutely perfect as a sexy secretary/PA who is willing to do ‘whatever it takes’ to get to the top, or (her words again) “to get to the cock.”
Perfect for me and for many I’m sure, but of course not to everyone’s liking.
There is also another surprise waiting in Chloe’s flat: two pussies for the price of one. You’ll see what I mean by that if and when you choose to visit.
But to trump all the above are Chloe’s oral skills. Yes, if you are an aficionado of fellatio you’ll want to continue reading. If Chloe were a religious girl, she’d be a regular in the congregation at the Church of Cock Worship. She takes hold of your turgid member and basically devours it – gently, smoothly, and soakingly. She uses it as a lollipop, as a dummy and as whatever she fucking well wants to. Point being: she is an oral expert.
But so am I. Apparently. Either that, or Chloe explodes in a climactic crescendo with everyone she meets. She absolutely, unequivocally, absurdly and overwhelmingly lets herself go when she is super aroused. So, whether you’re an expert tonguesman or prefer to get the girl there by other, more orthodox means, just make damn well sure you get her there. She totally loses control and it’s wonderful to observe her writhing in post-orgasmic pleasure as she erupts and gently ‘comes down’ as her body twitches.
GFE? You decide.
The price? Yes, a little higher than the average but to her credit she does provide a fantastically comfortable incall environment. 150 is perfectly justified in my opinion – particularly as Ms Brulee (among others) charges £10 more and is located in ghastly E1. That said, Michelle also provides a superb service for less, so it’s down to the punter to judge what constitutes good value I guess.The Ugly: N/AFinal words
So there you have it. I think it’s obvious that I was impressed. More than once. I don’t give a fuck if Chloe really
enjoys it. What I do give a fuck about is if Chloe (or any other girl for that matter) makes me genuinely believe
she enjoys it. For that reason alone, Chloe should earn top spot.
I can’t actually remember whether Chloe was the first or second girl I met this year, but the memories of our encounters are still very, very vivid. That doesn’t happen very often. Given that I punt more than is probably good for me, it’s actually rare for me to find myself fondly reminiscing about what happened. I usually prefer to simply return and partake in a live re-enactment. It’s that instant gratitude aspect of punting in the candyland of London that is not a particularly good one.
What I do find quite extraordinary though is that – so far without exception – the service levels provided by the Polish girls in London are phenomenal. That is why I finally made a belated New Year’s Resolution: I’m going to spend 2015 working my way through the entire Polish section of the Punting Wiki.
It will be a journey filled with fucking, fun and a fair dosage of fond memories I’m sure. But most of all, it will be one thing above all others: a fact-finding mission to discover whether I should up sticks and emigrate to Poland!
I jest, but were I ten years younger and single, that would surely be one temptation too far.PALS Rating Scale (0-40) + Value (0-10)
P - Personality
A - Attitude
L - Looks
S - Service
Michelle Independent - 9/10/9/10/10 - 48Classy Chloe
- 10/10/9/10/9 - 48
Stunning Julie - 9/9/9/10/10 - 47
Anna-Marie - 8/9/10/10/10 - 47
Khloe Sexy Girl - 9/8/10/9.5/10 - 46.5
Emily Crème Brulee - 9.5/10/9/10/8 – 46.5
Hot Teen Fuck - 9/9.5/10/9.5/8 - 46
Dee - 9/10/8/10/9 - 46
Maggie21 - 9/10/7/10/9 - 45
Brazilian Mel - 10/9/9.5/8/7 - 43.5
Adele4U - 9/9/7/10/8 - 43
Sweet & Kinky Nicole - 8/8/10/6.5/10 - 42.5
Vanessa$ - 9/9/8/9/7 - 42
Lola Bell - 9/9/6/9/9 - 42
Brooklyn Blue - 9/9/9/7/7 - 41
Girlfriend Dior - 8/7/7/9/8 - 39SexyPorsha (on the subs bench)All-time Hall of Fame
Pandora - 10/10/10/9/8 – 47
Sylvia - 8/10/10/9/10 - 47
Nicole Foxxx - 10/10/9/9/8 - 46
Chantel - 10/8/9/9/8 - 44
Jessica - 8/9/10/9/6 - 42