External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyI thought I'd fire this review off quick while she's still in the UK.
Venue and arranging the meeting.Usual prossie motel near A127. Was ok on phone, quite easy to arrange, although with hindsight she sounded disinterested.
About the escorts physical appearance and personality.She's ok. Heavily made up as per photos on AW. Eyebrows are drawn on. Hair extensions are clearly visible. Lovely body and skin, no tattoos. AW photos are a fair representation apart from the hair which is more disheveled. Morose and unenthusiastic.
During the meeting.She sent me in the wrong direction to get to the room. I now have a better idea of the layout of the motel, but for the uninitiated it will mean some walking about, not very discreet.
Once in the room I paid up, and we started undressing. It quickly became obvious that English isn't her strong point and Serbian isn't a language I'm familiar with. She comes over for a week from what I could make out. She had a hard time understanding my mild Essex accent, and was clearly irritated when we were unable to communicate.
She complained that my hands were too cold, despite my warming them up, so no touching at all at first. This stumped me as touching and caressing is my usual opening gambit. So I skipped the pleasantries and asked her to give me OW (either OW or OWO up to you).
This was ok, then I asked for cowgirl sex. She didn't go deep and my apparatus is average, so not good. I had warmed up enough for her to tolerate my touching her. Then I asked for missionary and again she kept her thighs down to limit penetration which is odd given that she does this for a living. Eventually I came.
She went to the bathroom for a bit, checked her phone. Conversation was a non starter, massage was with smelly Dove cream so skipped that as I don't live alone. So I did some RO on her, got bored of that so got her to do more OW, got hard again so went for doggy, she wasn't pleased with this, yet more shagging the cheek of it. Came again in doggy, I recommend doggy if you are foolish enough to book her, so her sullen expression isn't on show. She cleared off to the bathroom again and checked her phone.
Her attitude was lacklustre throughout the booking, no enthusiasim at all. No kissing at all.
Got dressed as she got dressed to go out. Saw myself out with at least 10 mins of the hour to spare.
Positives.Good body/skin.
Negatives.Morose thoughout booking.
Poor standard of English and English comprehension. ( Despite my slight Essex accent, the four polish prossies at the platinum party in Nov all understood me, as did the various Europeans at LMP)
No kissing of any kind.
Heavily made up IMHO.
Plastic hair extensions clearly visible.
Pussy tastes of rubber.
Wish I'd gone for extras or extra time with a regular. Or waited for Maggie21 next week in Brentwood, £30 more but a garanteed good time. This is the third time I have been burnt trying to find a decent local punt. I need more self control and stick to forum darlings in London. This punt is the final nail so to speak, my worse punt thus far.
