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Vesper

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Thank you so much for bringing the former review to my attention, it wasn't one I was aware of. It would seem I have a career in bringing "The Generation Game" back to life imminently. I have to say, that's reassuring if my business doesn't work out! A new career showing members of the public how to spin plates......or memorise items on a conveyor belt. But, being serious for a second, the reason I specified being southern english and from the home counties was to reassure gents that I had a half decent accent. Not that it matters, on the grand scheme of things. I just found gents from Europe and America etc preferred this. A gentlemen mentioned "what is being english?" (paraphrasing as I am unsure how to quote on here, apologies). For me, it is knowing your decent, I know mine for a good few hundred years. I mean, we all know who my Dad is.....just don't tell The BBC ;)

The latter, I have replied to and you can see that he backtracks and it doesn't quite add up in the end.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, I can't please everyone but I'll give it a darn good try. So far, business is good despite a couple of howling reviews but, hopefully, the hundreds of glowing ones on C69 and AW outweigh those, so all isn't lost yet!


« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 07:18:55 am by Vesper »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Why would money not go into the bank?

Simple answer, no tax has been paid on the income, once the money has been banked HMRC have the proof they need.  :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab

So you are saying anyone who banks £10K cash gets reported? Bollocks!

I would imagine anyone who drops large amounts of cash into a personal bank account would light up like an explosion! Not so with a cash based business account. Being a prossie is not illegal. They could operate above board if they run themselves like a business and get a decent accountant.

How many girls have you met who operate like a legitimate business, personally I have not met one.    :hi:

Sienna_Bronze

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How many girls have you met who operate like a legitimate business, personally I have not met one.    :hi:

That just means registering as self employed and declaring your income. It's not that hard to do.

Offline Jimmyredcab

That just means registering as self employed and declaring your income. It's not that hard to do.

That is the easy part, the hard part is paying the tax bill on 31st Jan & 31st July.

Plus benefits are no longer available.     :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline finn5555

That just means registering as self employed and declaring your income. It's not that hard to do.

For most pro $$ ies not spending the money from selling their arse on shoes is hard work so expecting them to declare earnings and pay tax is fantasy land  :sarcastic:

Sienna_Bronze

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That is the easy part, the hard part is paying the tax bill on 31st Jan & 31st July.

Plus benefits are no longer available.     :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Some benefits are still available! It depends how much you are earning.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Some benefits are still available! It depends how much you are earning.

Surely you mean ---------------- depends how much you are declaring.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline finn5555

Surely you mean ---------------- depends how much you are declaring.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Sienna_Bronze

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Surely you mean ---------------- depends how much you are declaring.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No it depends on circumstances. A single mother who does this part time or only a few days a week would still be eligible for child benefit and child tax credit. Someone who is disabled will still get pip.

Offline Jimmyredcab

No it depends on circumstances. A single mother who does this part time or only a few days a week would still be eligible for child benefit and child tax credit.

There is one major problem --------------------- once you tell HMRC you are a prostitute they have you on their radar, that is why the vast majority of pro$$ies don't tell them.    :hi:

Sienna_Bronze

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There is one major problem --------------------- once you tell HMRC you are a prostitute they have you on their radar, that is why the vast majority of pro$$ies don't tell them.    :hi:

I agree but certainly in my case it's been easier and safer to declare, too many people know what I do for me to be on benefits. Not as a wg though I'm down as doing something else I have qualifications for. But I can totally see why some women don't, but for me the risk far outweighs the reward.

Offline Sedlmayer

You haven't made a good impression on UKP:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=4125.msg60982;topicseen#msg60982

You've got a negative review on here:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13986.msg215133;topicseen#msg215133

£2,000 a week and negative reviews?

Something doesn't add up ..............

Well, the figures add up perfectly alright - she charges £250/hr, so only needs to see eight clients for one hour each per week to make £2K - less than two a day over a five-day week.
I think that you're being a little bit over UKP-centric here to be truthful. She's got a lot of positive FB on AW, which a lot of gullible punters rely upon.
Don't forget that an awful lot of punters out there don't visit this site or read our reviews (more fool them obviously).

Offline Bigus Dickus

How many girls have you met who operate like a legitimate business, personally I have not met one.    :hi:

I know a few but I've obviously not seen any proof. At least one of them seemed to be totally genuine though!

I bet you don't declare every penny you make Jimmy?  ;)

Offline Marmalade

What a strange thread . . .

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How much does a popular Adultwork girl earn?


I thought it was strange not on the basis that it had no business being on here (who gives a fuck) but simply on the basis of, how the fuck is any forum member going to have a clue as to what they earn? We can't exactly trust what they say (if they say) as I can't see them wanting us to know how rich they are (even if they aren't worried about unpaid tax).

The best one can come up with is educated guesses, and not very educated ones at that. Many years ago I had a best mate who did some escorting for 6 months. I knew she was doing all right; but I wasn't quite prepared, one day as we were chatting and she was wondering how to carry some money with her when she moved apartment. I made some idiotic remark about a small bag and she smiled and said, "Not quite," opening a cupboard door and rolls of banknotes tumbled out enough to fill a suitcase.

They mostly seem to do very well indeed or utterly shite. I know a prossie that lives in a mansion (well, an enormous house, and outfitted in excellent and expensive taste) mortgage paid off, but buys her clothes out of Oxfam.

Englishmen, women and slappers for some reason are not supposed to acknowledge their wealth. They think something "shameful" - rather like taking your underwear off and having a variety of cocks shoved up you - or so they would have us believe. The land of plenty for hookers seems to be down there in Australia. Bloody expensive. This External Link/Members Only apparently charges AU$600 a bloody hour. I mean even if she reduces her rates for popping into the UK to grace us with her vagina, did you really want to know??

Actually I did wonder why on earth the OP asked it for a second, but looking at his reviews I can only imagine he treats life like a computer that requires precise calibration so yes, I think it is quite reasonable for him to ask (though I think it is rhetorical). I trust the answer will be forthcoming, maybe to several decimal places*, very soon, even if it won't.

But the other bit . . .

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you'd be surprised
Well no, actually, I wouldn't. Firstly, as I genuinely have no interest in something that isn't my business you could say anything and it would still be meaningless to me: they are still going to want paid the same with my hard-earned dosh. Secondly, how can we be surprised if there is no way of knowing? Thirdly, Surprise is something I reserve for slightly more important things, like noticing whether it's snowed yet or if it's likely to rain.

One thing I never assume is that they are hard up (even if they are after paying their pimp, their drug habit, etc etc). An overnighter once had the cheek to ask me for extra money for a taxi home. I asked he where she lived, correctly deduced how to get there and being a generous chap offered he her bus fare.

One thing I've noticed about rich people: most of them like to let other people pay.

* seasonally adjusted of course for the needs of holidays, health spas, crack cocaine, and the unpredictable variable of saggy tits and loosening piss flaps.

 :) :hi:
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 11:14:33 am by Marmalade »

Offline Jimmyredcab



I bet you don't declare every penny you make Jimmy?  ;)

Totally irrelevant, I am paying tax and not claiming benefits.

If I had a choice I would not be registered with HMRC.    :hi:

Offline Bigus Dickus

Totally irrelevant, I am paying tax and not claiming benefits.

If I had a choice I would not be registered with HMRC.    :hi:

Wouldn't we all!

Online Natwest

Wouldn't we all!

Exactly! And therein lies the hypocrisy of many of these posts. Nobody self employed, male or female, minimises their expenses and maximises their tax position regardless of profession. Nobody who is self employed and is able to do work for cash says "sorry no - that's too dishonest. I must declare all my income".

Now I must remember for my punt on Friday to make sure before I allow the lucky little teen anywhere near my  cock to show me her tax return which will be due in by 31st January 'cos sure as hell I'm not letting her anywhere near me unless she can prove she pays taxes, declares all her income and is not claiming benefits.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Exactly! And therein lies the hypocrisy of many of these posts. Nobody self employed, male or female, minimises their expenses and maximises their tax position regardless of profession. Nobody who is self employed and is able to do work for cash says "sorry no - that's too dishonest. I must declare all my income".

Now I must remember for my punt on Friday to make sure before I allow the lucky little teen anywhere near my  cock to show me her tax return which will be due in by 31st January 'cos sure as hell I'm not letting her anywhere near me unless she can prove she pays taxes, declares all her income and is not claiming benefits.

I think you are missing the point slightly.    :hi:

It does not bother me in the slightest that prostitutes pay no tax ------------------ what bothers me is when they insist they do.

Online Natwest

I think you are missing the point slightly.    :hi:

It does not bother me in the slightest that prostitutes pay no tax ------------------ what bothers me is when they insist they do.

I see that point seems to bother a lot of people and as nobody has any absolute positive proof either way it is hard to understand why it is such an emotive subject.

Offline Lilywhite

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I think you are missing the point slightly.    :hi:

It does not bother me in the slightest that prostitutes pay no tax ------------------ what bothers me is when they insist they do.

I think it's stupidity not to be on record earning at least something, surely when it comes to the point where a girl is past her sell-by it's going to be almost impossible to get a civvy job with no reported earnings/job for X number of years?

Offline Jimmyredcab

I see that point seems to bother a lot of people and as nobody has any absolute positive proof either way.

I agree we have no proof -------------------------- but the feedback from girls that I have got to know well is that they want nothing to do with HMRC.

I remember one girl moaning because she had to find a new flat and she was only able to claim £650 a month from benefits to pay the rent.    :rolleyes:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I think it's stupidity not to be on record earning at least something, surely when it comes to the point where a girl is past her sell-by it's going to be almost impossible to get a civvy job with no reported earnings/job for X number of years?

So what would she put on her CV then ---------------------- sucking dick for ten years.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline Lilywhite

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Well for me personally I'd put what is on my tax return, which when people Google my civvy name they get proof of that straight away, no idea about anyone else though?

Offline Lilywhite

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So what would she put on her CV then ---------------------- sucking dick for ten years.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And, although OT- I applied to study social work at the start of this year and that my area of interest was Criminal Justice. I used the fact I had been a sex worker as my 'reason' in the interview. I was offered a place, but declined because I was too skint at the time so I went back to this job.

Sienna_Bronze

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So what would she put on her CV then ---------------------- sucking dick for ten years.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No, cleaner, therapist, model, beautician. Seriously though since NOBODY on here can prove they pu tax why do you make it such an issue?

Online Natwest

No, cleaner, therapist, model, beautician. Seriously though since NOBODY on here can prove they pu tax why do you make it such an issue?

Perhaps its the same reason 50,000 people go to watch a football match and only 22 take part. Easier to be in the crowd observing than being a player on the pitch.

All I would like to know is who gives the best blow job - WG's that lie about paying taxes or those that don't.

If lying causes such a reaction on a punting forum then it has to make a difference to performance.

Offline Marmalade

? I don't see the connection.
                   Unless it's 'tongue in cheek'.

It would look funny on a profile: "Likes to pay tax."

Mind you, I've had some great blowjobs from women who are as thick as shit. Maybe she thought if she kept putting my cock in there I could fuck some sense into her head.

Offline smiths

And, although OT- I applied to study social work at the start of this year and that my area of interest was Criminal Justice. I used the fact I had been a sex worker as my 'reason' in the interview. I was offered a place, but declined because I was too skint at the time so I went back to this job.

Not this SHIT again, why do some WGs feel the need to post about their personal lives or post fantasy crap, this is a punting forum not a WG discussion site. :rolleyes:

Offline Marmalade

Because she wants us to know she's a "real person" (part of the "GFE" marketing). Apart from that, I think the answer is genetic. TLC (talk lots of crap).

James999

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NOBODY on here can prove they pu tax why do you make it such an issue?

Of course they can, just send a copy of HMRCs calculations to Admin and he can confirm sight of it, or indeed your tax return for 2013 /14 it's due around now 

Anyway, there's no way you pay proper tax, it would fuck up your benefits, and you'd probably be disowned by your family  :hi:

Offline Marmalade

Why would she bother. Either she's rolling knee-deep in more money than she could make up and is not going to 'lower' herself, or she's genuinely poor in which case she'll be too embarrassed. Neither which are part of a prossie's marketing. You could ask her for a birthday card while you're at it.

Offline Matium

Thank you so much for bringing the former review to my attention, it wasn't one I was aware of. ,,,,,,, So far, business is good despite a couple of howling reviews but, hopefully, the hundreds of glowing ones on C69 and AW outweigh those, so all isn't lost yet!

Come on, Vesper, tell us all why you cheated bluto out of his time.

Hardly ethical or professional.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13986.msg215133;topicseen#msg215133

There's a difference between the real reviews on UKP and the kiss-ass reviews on Adultwork that you're used to.

As for C69 - they've only got a couple of hundred of readers!
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 04:22:25 pm by Matium »

Sienna_Bronze

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Of course they can, just send a copy of HMRCs calculations to Admin and he can confirm sight of it, or indeed your tax return for 2013 /14 it's due around now 

Anyway, there's no way you pay proper tax, it would fuck up your benefits, and you'd probably be disowned by your family  :hi:

You can work AND claim benefits and especially since I have kids, child benefit is paid to people earning up to 60 k a yr.  :hi:

Online Natwest

Why would she bother. Either she's rolling knee-deep in more money than she could make up and is not going to 'lower' herself, or she's genuinely poor in which case she'll be too embarrassed. Neither which are part of a prossie's marketing. You could ask her for a birthday card while you're at it.

Agreed. I don't understand the fascination with discussing matters so completely outside the punt decision making process. This section is actually called "General Discussions of Punting in the UK"

No amount of discussion on tax or benefits is going to enhance the punting experience of anyone on this forum who actually punts.

Offline Marmalade

Maybe worth pointing out to the probably confused prossies that no-one's having a go at them - not me anyway as it is completely impersonal. When a prossie witters shit, the fan is automatically adjusted so it goes flying back at her. There's no judgement involved: it's part of women's nature (as far as I can gather) to witter: it's how they communicate (emotional tone and all that blah instead of data). This being a punters forum it stands out like a woman having a piss against a wall from five paces.

You'd think they'd learn a bit. When Jimmy or James says the t-a-x word it's like  a firecracker waiting to see if you react.

You nearly always do.  :rolleyes:

Think about it logically for a moment. Why should you care if a customer thinks you don't or you do pay tax?? If a fancy lawyer goes into a rough beer-swigging bar, does he get into a fight with the locals if he hears them say all lawyers are wankers? Of course not. a) he could hardly give a shit what they think, they're hardly in the same circle; (b) one of them very likely might be loaded and pay him a lot of money one day for doing virtually fuck all. So he shuts the fuck up when they try to get a reaction out of him. Look and learn hen!

UKP is a 'friendly' bunch but but it's not Facebook. Your primary reason for being here is low-level marketing (or slumming). As far as we're concerned, you are a Service Provider, a prossie. That's both fine and as it should be. Taking a pride in how you conduct your work (if you do) is your business. We are only interested in your cunt to put it bluntly, though with a modicum of acceptable locker-room politeness. That is also how it should be in my opinion.

Have a nice day.  ;) :hi:
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 04:45:30 pm by Marmalade »

Offline Marmalade

Agreed. I don't understand the fascination with discussing matters so completely outside the punt decision making process. This section is actually called "General Discussions of Punting in the UK"

No amount of discussion on tax or benefits is going to enhance the punting experience of anyone on this forum who actually punts.


One of these days a prossie is actually going to be gullible enough to "send admin" some "proof" of all the "tax" they pay.

 :lol:

Sienna_Bronze

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One of these days a prossie is actually going to be gullible enough to "send admin" some "proof" of all the "tax" they pay.

 :lol:

As if! I think people get confused with the internet and "real life"! I wouldn't send a random stranger all my information just to prove a point in a forum!  :lol:

Offline JJM

As if! I think people get confused with the internet and "real life"! I wouldn't send a random stranger all my information just to prove a point in a forum!  :lol:

Omitting the personal info of course and just sticking to the £$£$£$£'s

Strange topic right enough

Online Natwest


One of these days a prossie is actually going to be gullible enough to "send admin" some "proof" of all the "tax" they pay.

 :lol:

Yes and then the reply from the tax/benefits obsessives would be "well that only proves one prossie pays tax" so they will endlessly debate whether the others do. And still we wont know whether benefit cheats or tax evasionists give better head.

On a previous point, I have no doubt prossie contributors do use UKP as a means of low level marketing. Some (very few) do give useful insights and information, particularly in the workings of AW. Unfortunately many are not capable of avoiding getting into arguments with certain non punting members who will delight in taking yet another prossie scalp by winding them up enough to get themselves banned.


Offline socks

We are only interested in your cunt to put it bluntly
I'm more interested in their bums to be honest. And their willingness to take a rimming and a facial. Not sure my contribution enriches the thread though :crazy:

Online Natwest

I'm more interested in their bums to be honest. And their willingness to take a rimming and a facial. Not sure my contribution enriches the thread though :crazy:

Yes it does Socks! But would you reckon if they avoid tax, they might be more likely to try and avoid your flying spunk?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

+1 Really pointless thread.

Such a pointless thread that it has run to 10 pages in 3 days? Someone must see the point.

Offline Marmalade

Ok mate, you take the one-eye while I do the fanny and we'll pull out and splash her slap in time, deal?

I'm only into bottoms if they are really exceptional, but I do like to see her nicely made up face, and especially if it's pretty, covered with goo. Anyone mentioning the tax word buys the beer for the rest of the night. Fair?

Offline Marmalade

Such a pointless thread that it has run to 10 pages in 3 days? Someone must see the point.

Check the OP's meticulous reviews. I can quite understand how such a mathematical mind could ask the question, pointless or not. From useless and unanswerable data the universe arose :angelgirl:

Mind you, he's gone a bit quiet. Maybe he's thought better of it. Or maybe he's an inspector and wanted to know for tax purposes.  :lol:

Offline Lilywhite

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Not this SHIT again, why do some WGs feel the need to post about their personal lives or post fantasy crap, this is a punting forum not a WG discussion site. :rolleyes:
Apologies, I won't post about my life again.

Online Natwest

Such a pointless thread that it has run to 10 pages in 3 days? Someone must see the point.

As a means to an end if it stops there ever being another pointless posting about whether prossies pay tax or cheat on benefits and means this section does have topics which as it says at the top are "general discussions of punting in the UK" then it will have achieved something.

Of course if someone comes on and says it is important and relevant, it will have failed.... 

Offline Horizontal pleasures

There are many who hardly see any clients, are doing it to support their kids as a single parent, and sit hopelessly by a dusty phone earning very little. This is not only about pretty party girls or courtesan cougars in posh suburbs. They may want to be popular and do not make it.

My heart does not bleed, I am not being fluffy, I am being realist. I have seen some impoverished homes when punting. This is realism.

(and I have not read every post as so many seem to be minor quarrels off-topic)
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 06:21:48 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline socks

Yes it does Socks! But would you reckon if they avoid tax, they might be more likely to try and avoid your flying spunk?
Interesting question. I reckon they are more likely to be distracted from the task of getting my spunk out of me in the most orgasmic way possible, if I stink, or act like a complete cunt. Or if they are shit at having sex for money with strangers. I strongly suspect, having examined this thread and others in detail, that their tax status or benefit regime is less of a factor. :hi:

Offline socks

Ok mate, you take the one-eye while I do the fanny and we'll pull out and splash her slap in time, deal?

That sounds like a plan, but I'm not quite sure one-eye is the intended term? Brown-eye and I'm in. One-eye suggests that she is in fact a hermaphrodite and I'm not such a team player that I'm going to suck on their cock so that you can have the vaginal joys all to yourself. That's taking a willingness to TOFTT a step or five too far.  :wacko: