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Offline Vesper

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Thank you so much for bringing the former review to my attention, it wasn't one I was aware of. It would seem I have a career in bringing "The Generation Game" back to life imminently. I have to say, that's reassuring if my business doesn't work out! A new career showing members of the public how to spin plates......or memorise items on a conveyor belt. But, being serious for a second, the reason I specified being southern english and from the home counties was to reassure gents that I had a half decent accent. Not that it matters, on the grand scheme of things. I just found gents from Europe and America etc preferred this. A gentlemen mentioned "what is being english?" (paraphrasing as I am unsure how to quote on here, apologies). For me, it is knowing your decent, I know mine for a good few hundred years. I mean, we all know who my Dad is.....just don't tell The BBC ;)

The latter, I have replied to and you can see that he backtracks and it doesn't quite add up in the end.

I've said it once and I'll say it again, I can't please everyone but I'll give it a darn good try. So far, business is good despite a couple of howling reviews but, hopefully, the hundreds of glowing ones on C69 and AW outweigh those, so all isn't lost yet!


« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 07:18:55 AM by Vesper »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Why would money not go into the bank?

Simple answer, no tax has been paid on the income, once the money has been banked HMRC have the proof they need.  :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab

So you are saying anyone who banks £10K cash gets reported? Bollocks!

I would imagine anyone who drops large amounts of cash into a personal bank account would light up like an explosion! Not so with a cash based business account. Being a prossie is not illegal. They could operate above board if they run themselves like a business and get a decent accountant.

How many girls have you met who operate like a legitimate business, personally I have not met one.    :hi:

Offline Sienna_Bronze

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How many girls have you met who operate like a legitimate business, personally I have not met one.    :hi:

That just means registering as self employed and declaring your income. It's not that hard to do.
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Offline Jimmyredcab

That just means registering as self employed and declaring your income. It's not that hard to do.

That is the easy part, the hard part is paying the tax bill on 31st Jan & 31st July.

Plus benefits are no longer available.     :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline finn5555

That just means registering as self employed and declaring your income. It's not that hard to do.

For most pro $$ ies not spending the money from selling their arse on shoes is hard work so expecting them to declare earnings and pay tax is fantasy land  :sarcastic:

Offline Sienna_Bronze

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That is the easy part, the hard part is paying the tax bill on 31st Jan & 31st July.

Plus benefits are no longer available.     :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Some benefits are still available! It depends how much you are earning.
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Offline Jimmyredcab

Some benefits are still available! It depends how much you are earning.

Surely you mean ---------------- depends how much you are declaring.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline finn5555

Surely you mean ---------------- depends how much you are declaring.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Offline Sienna_Bronze

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Surely you mean ---------------- depends how much you are declaring.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No it depends on circumstances. A single mother who does this part time or only a few days a week would still be eligible for child benefit and child tax credit. Someone who is disabled will still get pip.
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Offline Jimmyredcab

No it depends on circumstances. A single mother who does this part time or only a few days a week would still be eligible for child benefit and child tax credit.

There is one major problem --------------------- once you tell HMRC you are a prostitute they have you on their radar, that is why the vast majority of pro$$ies don't tell them.    :hi:

Offline Sienna_Bronze

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There is one major problem --------------------- once you tell HMRC you are a prostitute they have you on their radar, that is why the vast majority of pro$$ies don't tell them.    :hi:

I agree but certainly in my case it's been easier and safer to declare, too many people know what I do for me to be on benefits. Not as a wg though I'm down as doing something else I have qualifications for. But I can totally see why some women don't, but for me the risk far outweighs the reward.
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Offline Sedlmayer

You haven't made a good impression on UKP:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=4125.msg60982;topicseen#msg60982

You've got a negative review on here:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=13986.msg215133;topicseen#msg215133

£2,000 a week and negative reviews?

Something doesn't add up ..............

Well, the figures add up perfectly alright - she charges £250/hr, so only needs to see eight clients for one hour each per week to make £2K - less than two a day over a five-day week.
I think that you're being a little bit over UKP-centric here to be truthful. She's got a lot of positive FB on AW, which a lot of gullible punters rely upon.
Don't forget that an awful lot of punters out there don't visit this site or read our reviews (more fool them obviously).

How many girls have you met who operate like a legitimate business, personally I have not met one.    :hi:

I know a few but I've obviously not seen any proof. At least one of them seemed to be totally genuine though!

I bet you don't declare every penny you make Jimmy?  ;)

Online Marmalade

What a strange thread . . .

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How much does a popular Adultwork girl earn?


I thought it was strange not on the basis that it had no business being on here (who gives a fuck) but simply on the basis of, how the fuck is any forum member going to have a clue as to what they earn? We can't exactly trust what they say (if they say) as I can't see them wanting us to know how rich they are (even if they aren't worried about unpaid tax).

The best one can come up with is educated guesses, and not very educated ones at that. Many years ago I had a best mate who did some escorting for 6 months. I knew she was doing all right; but I wasn't quite prepared, one day as we were chatting and she was wondering how to carry some money with her when she moved apartment. I made some idiotic remark about a small bag and she smiled and said, "Not quite," opening a cupboard door and rolls of banknotes tumbled out enough to fill a suitcase.

They mostly seem to do very well indeed or utterly shite. I know a prossie that lives in a mansion (well, an enormous house, and outfitted in excellent and expensive taste) mortgage paid off, but buys her clothes out of Oxfam.

Englishmen, women and slappers for some reason are not supposed to acknowledge their wealth. They think something "shameful" - rather like taking your underwear off and having a variety of cocks shoved up you - or so they would have us believe. The land of plenty for hookers seems to be down there in Australia. Bloody expensive. This wee cow apparently charges AU$600 a bloody hour. I mean even if she reduces her rates for popping into the UK to grace us with her vagina, did you really want to know??

Actually I did wonder why on earth the OP asked it for a second, but looking at his reviews I can only imagine he treats life like a computer that requires precise calibration so yes, I think it is quite reasonable for him to ask (though I think it is rhetorical). I trust the answer will be forthcoming, maybe to several decimal places*, very soon, even if it won't.

But the other bit . . .

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Well no, actually, I wouldn't. Firstly, as I genuinely have no interest in something that isn't my business you could say anything and it would still be meaningless to me: they are still going to want paid the same with my hard-earned dosh. Secondly, how can we be surprised if there is no way of knowing? Thirdly, Surprise is something I reserve for slightly more important things, like noticing whether it's snowed yet or if it's likely to rain.

One thing I never assume is that they are hard up (even if they are after paying their pimp, their drug habit, etc etc). An overnighter once had the cheek to ask me for extra money for a taxi home. I asked he where she lived, correctly deduced how to get there and being a generous chap offered he her bus fare.

One thing I've noticed about rich people: most of them like to let other people pay.

* seasonally adjusted of course for the needs of holidays, health spas, crack cocaine, and the unpredictable variable of saggy tits and loosening piss flaps.

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 11:14:33 AM by Marmalade »

Offline Jimmyredcab



I bet you don't declare every penny you make Jimmy?  ;)

Totally irrelevant, I am paying tax and not claiming benefits.

If I had a choice I would not be registered with HMRC.    :hi:

Totally irrelevant, I am paying tax and not claiming benefits.

If I had a choice I would not be registered with HMRC.    :hi:

Wouldn't we all!

Offline Natwest

Wouldn't we all!

Exactly! And therein lies the hypocrisy of many of these posts. Nobody self employed, male or female, minimises their expenses and maximises their tax position regardless of profession. Nobody who is self employed and is able to do work for cash says "sorry no - that's too dishonest. I must declare all my income".

Now I must remember for my punt on Friday to make sure before I allow the lucky little teen anywhere near my  cock to show me her tax return which will be due in by 31st January 'cos sure as hell I'm not letting her anywhere near me unless she can prove she pays taxes, declares all her income and is not claiming benefits.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Exactly! And therein lies the hypocrisy of many of these posts. Nobody self employed, male or female, minimises their expenses and maximises their tax position regardless of profession. Nobody who is self employed and is able to do work for cash says "sorry no - that's too dishonest. I must declare all my income".

Now I must remember for my punt on Friday to make sure before I allow the lucky little teen anywhere near my  cock to show me her tax return which will be due in by 31st January 'cos sure as hell I'm not letting her anywhere near me unless she can prove she pays taxes, declares all her income and is not claiming benefits.

I think you are missing the point slightly.    :hi:

It does not bother me in the slightest that prostitutes pay no tax ------------------ what bothers me is when they insist they do.

Offline Natwest

I think you are missing the point slightly.    :hi:

It does not bother me in the slightest that prostitutes pay no tax ------------------ what bothers me is when they insist they do.

I see that point seems to bother a lot of people and as nobody has any absolute positive proof either way it is hard to understand why it is such an emotive subject.

Offline Lilywhite

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I think you are missing the point slightly.    :hi:

It does not bother me in the slightest that prostitutes pay no tax ------------------ what bothers me is when they insist they do.

I think it's stupidity not to be on record earning at least something, surely when it comes to the point where a girl is past her sell-by it's going to be almost impossible to get a civvy job with no reported earnings/job for X number of years?

Offline Jimmyredcab

I see that point seems to bother a lot of people and as nobody has any absolute positive proof either way.

I agree we have no proof -------------------------- but the feedback from girls that I have got to know well is that they want nothing to do with HMRC.

I remember one girl moaning because she had to find a new flat and she was only able to claim £650 a month from benefits to pay the rent.    :rolleyes:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I think it's stupidity not to be on record earning at least something, surely when it comes to the point where a girl is past her sell-by it's going to be almost impossible to get a civvy job with no reported earnings/job for X number of years?

So what would she put on her CV then ---------------------- sucking dick for ten years.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline Lilywhite

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Well for me personally I'd put what is on my tax return, which when people Google my civvy name they get proof of that straight away, no idea about anyone else though?

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So what would she put on her CV then ---------------------- sucking dick for ten years.    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And, although OT- I applied to study social work at the start of this year and that my area of interest was Criminal Justice. I used the fact I had been a sex worker as my 'reason' in the interview. I was offered a place, but declined because I was too skint at the time so I went back to this job.


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