Thinking of buying a Sex Machine!

[nbarnes]

Hi all,

Anyone got any experience with fucking\sex machines? Even amazon sells them now :S

While I am not thinking of giving up punting, these might make self-pleasure a bit more fun and more regular.

I love pegging\anal so I am looking to get one of the ones that takes a fleshlight and a set of dildos as well.

They seem to run the gamut from £100 to £2000 basically - was wondering if anyone could recommend anything?

[Charliehutton]

No experience, apart from watching some girls use them on Livejasmin.

Might be worth a look, and you could ask the girls what they think of them.

[RandomGuy99]

Don't do it.

Remember sex machines are for life not just for Christmas.

How do you get rid of that in the bin?

[mancsguy1975]

Reminds me of the tune by James Brown...

[Ghost89]

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[Waterhouse]

Not punting related.  Moved to Off Topic.

[Matrix]

I'm not for sale.

[Doormatt]

 

I'm not for sale.

[WASA38]

No experience, apart from watching some girls use them on Livejasmin.

Might be worth a look, and you could ask the girls what they think of them.

Or you could ask the blacksmith who built a tool of steel.

[RedKettle]

I saw the heading and thought you were asking about marriage, I was going to say get a written guarantee and an option to return and exchange. 

[RandomGuy99]

Wouldn't it be quicker, cheaper and easier just to stick a dildo up your arse and fuck yourself without risking a trip to A&E because the machine went into overdrive?

[scutty brown]

Don't forget you'll need something substantial to anchor it to, and also restraints to hold you in place

[diver ted]

Positive experience with one of these some time ago.....
Height and angle adjustable. Worth getting a few accessories as well.
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[shagmore]

Wouldn't it be quicker, cheaper and easier just to stick a dildo up your arse and fuck yourself without risking a trip to A&E because the machine went into overdrive?

I would agree with this, save the money for punting

[spiralnotebook]

Just be aware it could be quite noisy if you have neighbours etc.

[Stevelondon]

Just be aware it could be quite noisy if you have neighbours etc.

How the hell do you know he’s a screamer 

[DastardlyDick]

Hi all,

Anyone got any experience with fucking\sex machines? Even amazon sells them now :S

While I am not thinking of giving up punting, these might make self-pleasure a bit more fun and more regular.

I love pegging\anal so I am looking to get one of the ones that takes a fleshlight and a set of dildos as well.

They seem to run the gamut from £100 to £2000 basically - was wondering if anyone could recommend anything?

You can buy a gizmo that allows you to attach a fleshlight to a wall for hands free pleasure
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Or this
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[RandomGuy99]

You can buy a gizmo that allows you to attach a fleshlight to a wall for hands free pleasure
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Or this
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Only to be used in detached houses or in semis where you have very understanding neighbours

[DastardlyDick]

Only to be used in detached houses or in semis where you have very understanding neighbours

Not if you have proper brick walls, not the breeze blocks they use now.

[RedKettle]

Only to be used in detached houses or in semis where you have very understanding neighbours

Tricky to use with a semi.   

[RandomGuy99]

You could always buy me but I'm not taking you up the arse.