Hey all,
External Link/Members OnlyDate:
Sept 2026
Cost:
Deep Tissue Massage 1hr - £60
Location:
The shop is located on the main road, not very discreet.
Comms:
Call in the morning and booked a afternoon massage.
Looks / Personality / Room :
Back down south for work and decided to pop into Siam’s. As soon as I walked in, I noticed towels drying and a child sitting by the window playing with one of the workers (best looking out the three). Straight away, I got the impression that the place had changed quite a bit since my last visit.
I was greeted by Anna, who was standing behind the counter. I’d say she was in her late 30s to early 40s, around 5'5"–5'6", with shoulder-length black hair. She was fairly attractive, with an average, well-proportioned figure.
The meet:
She led me into the room next to reception, which had a single massage table and was very clean overall. I asked if I could use the toilet, and on the way I noticed another worker lying down near one of the other rooms. I didn’t get a proper look at her, but she seemed to be in her late 40s. She looked quite tired and, in my opinion, wasn’t particularly attractive.
I went back into the room and Anna stepped out while I got undressed. I decided to keep my boxers on, just in case.
After 5 minutes Anna returned, she did ask if I wanted to keep or remove my boxers, decided to take them off while she was there.
She started with FDM and gave a good, firm-pressure massage, working on my feet, legs, upper arms and back. At the beginning, she asked if there were any particular areas I wanted her to focus on. You could hear the child playing outside the room, and the music was turned up fairly loud.
She wasn’t very talkative during the massage. Around the 40-minute mark, she asked if a massage was all I wanted or if I wanted any extras, she listed, HE 20, Topless 50 and B2B 80. I decided to decline as I could still hear the child running around outside and, personally, I didn’t find her attractive enough to take her up on the offer.
Conclusion:
Personally, I wouldn’t go back now. It seems like all the workers have changed since my last visit, and having a child running around during the massage completely changed the atmosphere for me.
