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Author Topic: Guess the Ho's dress size  (Read 7284 times)

Offline foresight

There is a possibility she is a size 18 and just missed the 1.

I don't see why she needs to lie. There are guys that really go for girls with a figure to them

I go for girls with a figure to them. That figure is either a 6 or an 8.

 If someone likes girls bigger than that, I don't give a toss but a blatant lie about dress size makes you wonders about everything else. Tell fibs, lose bookings.

Why the hell say your an 8 then put a photo up that  proves your obviously telling fibs?  :dash: At least it saves you finding out shes lying when you turn up I suppose  :D .

Can the Mods check that and let us know.................................. I would but not done that part of the course yet :D

Really?  :scare:

The rest of us done the whole course in less than 4 hours  :cool:

How many days do you need?  :lol:

Offline Lurtz

Really?  :scare:

The rest of us done the whole course in less than 4 hours  :cool:

How many days do you need?  :lol:

He's a slow-witted child, god bless him.


Offline eli69

Wait.... Maybe she is a size 8 and toned, the picture is of the girl who ate her

Online James999

Wait.... Maybe she is a size 8 and toned, the picture is of the girl who ate her

Or perhaps that is a picture before she lost the weight and got in shape?

Or they do say the camera adds a few pounds, in which case there are maybe a couple being pointed at her  :D

Did you write your profile, as the age is wrong on it as we know  :sarcastic:

Still stalking GG on webcam James?  :blush:

Online James999

Still stalking GG on webcam James?  :blush:

No need to get bitter just because I wouldn't send you the link  :(

No need to get bitter just because I wouldn't send you the link  :(

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have better things to do than stalk pro$$ies  :sarcastic:

Offline Lurtz

Still stalking GG on webcam James?  :blush:

Actually WCL, I heard a rumour that James999 (from UKP) had been stalking a WG (sorry Pro$$ie) and I found the whole idea sickening. You never think it will happen in your own backyard, do you.  :(

Online James999

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have better things to do than stalk pro$$ies  :sarcastic:

Doesn't look that way  :D

Offline Lurtz

Doesn't look that way  :D

WestCountryLad, don't let him groom you!  :scare:

Doesn't look that way  :D

Have a look on the stats & members pages  :P

WestCountryLad Time spent online - 29 days 19 hours
James999 Time spent online - 75 days - 11 hours

WestCountryLad Date Registered - 2010-10-30
James999 Date Registered - 2011-01-26

Of course you can prove anything with facts  :sarcastic:

WestCountryLad, don't let him groom you!  :scare:

Until he dumps AnthG he's not tasting my man juice   :P

Offline Lurtz

Until he dumps AnthG he's not tasting my man juice   :P

I wonder what dress size Sub-AnthG is?

Offline softlad

I wonder what dress size Sub-AnthG is?

Most Geordies are built for cuddles... :kiss:

Offline Lurtz

Most Geordies are built for cuddles... :kiss:

I never had him doon as a Northern lad - more the Bacardi Breezer southerner.


Actually WCL, I heard a rumour that James999 (from UKP) had been stalking a WG (sorry Pro$$ie) and I found the whole idea sickening. You never think it will happen in your own backyard, do you.  :(

Well if it's true that is despicable  :(

Wouldn't that fall foul of site rule no. 6?  If only there was some proof, although I'm sure he'd somehow get away with it & be given special dispensation as he's a special needs case.

Offline Lurtz

I prefer one of these mi'sen (in a proper glass too, mind):


Offline Lurtz

Well if it's true that is despicable  :(

Wouldn't that fall foul of site rule no. 6?  If only there was some proof, although I'm sure he'd somehow get away with it & be given special dispensation as he's a special needs case.

When I was younger, I always believed that rules were rules. If they were broken, the transgressor would suffer the punishment.

Later in life I began to study martial arts under Mr Nagasaki. He chuckled at my naivety and said, 'Rules are like bamboo stalks - they become flexible when a powerful wind blows*, yet they may be sharpened to pierce the soft heart of an enemy."

*In Chinese, the 'powerful wind' is a metaphor for a powerful man; for example, a moderator.

When I was younger, I always believed that rules were rules. If they were broken, the transgressor would suffer the punishment.

Later in life I began to study martial arts under Mr Nagasaki. He chuckled at my naivety and said, 'Rules are like bamboo stalks - they become flexible when a powerful wind blows*, yet they may be sharpened to pierce the soft heart of an enemy."

*In Chinese, the 'powerful wind' is a metaphor for a powerful man; for example, a moderator.

Who has his forum replies already written out in a notepad document, ready to copy and paste them into a thread?
At least I assume that's what he does as they all look the bloody same.

Offline Lurtz

Who has his forum replies already written out in a notepad document, ready to copy and paste them into a thread?
At least I assume that's what he does as they all look the bloody same.

Exactly, if the Lottery numbers were as predictable as Dull999's posts, we'd all be drinking Dom Perignon and having a bukkeke with Kelly Brook on Jimmy's yacht.  :sarcastic:


  14 plus but far slimmer than tk


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