I arrived on a weekday morning in September 2026. The door was open, £30 for half an hour and I was shown to the room. There is a shower in the room but the room was dark for the first few minutes for me as my eyes was adjusting as it was a sunny day on this particular day.
The lady was clearly over 50 years of age and spoke barely any english at all. She was Chinese. He name escaped my memory but it sounded like a short three letter name.

The massage was very poor. She was massaging me quiet painful at times, then she would go from that to using her fingertips to what seemed likely off arousing me. But I was mildly aroused.
She spent about 15 minutes massaging my entire back, legs, thighs, hands and head.
She then told me to turn over and within minutes asked me if I wanted a "happy ending". I poliety declined as I was not feeling it with her, I also didn't fancy her leaving my penis in sores from being too rough like she was at moments in the massage phase.
She carried on massaging me - legs, thighs and front without touching my penile area.
Afterwards, I got dressed and left as quick as I could and then I went down the road to Natural Spa to see if I have better luck there.

So, this is properly my shortest review to date. I would still visit this place again as I have already been at this place before and I did have a good experience the time before this visit.
The sp stayed fully clothed but I was naked.
The road itself can be quite busy at times. The road is espechally busier with people walking pass when it is a sunny day, I think
External Link/Members Onlyaddress - 317 London Road,
Westcliff On Sea,
Essex.
SS0 7BX