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Author Topic: About to sh*t on my own doorstep.  (Read 3514 times)

As part of my new years plan to get my hands on a different pair of breasts every month I've picked a local girl, one that dosen't involve a 50 or 70 mile drive or a lengthy train and tram/bus journey, infact it's near enough to cycle to the location but do not want to arrive smelly so I will not.I've also bought a cheap fapping phone which is like going back to the dark ages after using an I.Phone. I'm interested to see the reaction from the girl when her eyes  fall upon the old git who has booked her! Assuming she lets me in that is. Tally ho! :cool:

Offline Ben4454


Good for you.

Let us know how it goes and enjoy yourself.

Ben.
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Offline Matium

As part of my new years plan to get my hands on a different pair of breasts every month I've picked a local girl, one that dosen't involve a 50 or 70 mile drive or a lengthy train and tram/bus journey, infact it's near enough to cycle to the location but do not want to arrive smelly so I will not.I've also bought a cheap fapping phone which is like going back to the dark ages after using an I.Phone. I'm interested to see the reaction from the girl when her eyes  fall upon the old git who has booked her! Assuming she lets me in that is. Tally ho! :cool:

You only have to worry about your doorstep if you're married and then you have to live with the fear that you might be spotted, or your car recognised, by one of your wife's friends or acquaintances.

But if you're not married - go for it!

:)

A report would be good when you've done the deed... And I think she'll be more interested in the old gits on your notes so enjoy it  :thumbsup:

Offline berksboy

"I'm interested to see the reaction from the girl when her eyes  fall upon the old git who has booked her"

 She will only be interested in your money !  its work for her not love  or even fun .

Well I'm married and I don't know any of my wife's friends and they don't know me, I might be spotted by my sister but she knows what I'm up to and wouldn't rat me out so I should be in the clear. This will be my first visit with a Polish girl, so it will be interesting to compare with the Brit and Hungarian girls that I have met with. She sounds very nice (not that that can count for much) but more importantly she has the very large breasts! Yummy.

Polish girls are usually quite accommodating so you should be fine .... But out of interest your not that   old that if you slit your throat sand would pour out? Are you?  :D

Offline smiths

As part of my new years plan to get my hands on a different pair of breasts every month I've picked a local girl, one that dosen't involve a 50 or 70 mile drive or a lengthy train and tram/bus journey, infact it's near enough to cycle to the location but do not want to arrive smelly so I will not.I've also bought a cheap fapping phone which is like going back to the dark ages after using an I.Phone. I'm interested to see the reaction from the girl when her eyes  fall upon the old git who has booked her! Assuming she lets me in that is. Tally ho! :cool:

I have often punted within a few streets of where i have lived, i had an excellent regular now sadly gone for a while within walking distance, never had a problem.

This is great advice if you can do it. It's amazing how much time we waste travelling to punts when we know we have a decent prossie a few train stops away from where we live. All for the thrill of variety seeing a new prossie. This is something I'm working on this year. I currently have a shortlist of 5 local girls, that are convenient for me at short notice.

I might be spotted by my sister but she knows what I'm up to and wouldn't rat me out so I should be in the clear.

Why on earth does your sister know about your punting  :unknown: ?

Why on earth does your sister know about your punting  :unknown: ?

Maybe his sister is Polish  :lol: :lol:

Offline thefoxman

Punting locally might turn out to be expensive
Too convenient for just one more punt .... :)

Why on earth does your sister know about your punting  :unknown: ?
Why not? Well I've known her a long time  :D  and we are close enough to talk about our lives (and sexual matters) being quite grown and that sort of thing.

Offline cueball

I must admit I don't punt in my own town, safer that way but I don't drive that far if the right girl comes along. My radar stretches 20 miles, I get a lot of pings on it

Why not? Well I've known her a long time  :D  and we are close enough to talk about our lives (and sexual matters) being quite grown and that sort of thing.

It is your life of course but I don't think many of us will be rushing to tell our female relatives about our punting exploits !

Offline cueball

It is your life of course but I don't think many of us will be rushing to tell our female relatives about our punting exploits !

I don't tell anybody, male, female, relative or not, shame really, it's a cracking hobby

Offline CBPaul

I don't tell anybody, male, female, relative or not, shame really, it's a cracking hobby

The only place I discuss punting is on here, I certainly won't talk about it to anyone else.

As for punting on your doorstep, not doing so is one of my rules, the danger of being spotted by someone who knows me or Mrs CBP is too high. It is of course made much easier by the fact that the town I live in has precisely zero prossies advertising on AW.

I don't tell anybody, male, female, relative or not, shame really, it's a cracking hobby

Relationships can go sour, no matter how strong they might seem now. This is why I agree with you, and discuss my hobby with NOBODY in the REAL world.

I have a mate who openly punts and even he has no idea that I do too.

I would never punt on my doorstep either, though my early punting minimum distance has reduced from 20 miles to 12 miles. There are quite a few wgs that would definitely be on my hotlist if the were not so close (less than 12 miles).

Hi,my relationship with her in doors went south a long time ago and I would not cheat/punt on her if the relationship was a normal one but it's now a marriage of convenience, with no sex which is why after so long I'm using these ladies. Yesterday I went out with the mobility scooter fully charged up to visit my local escort girl and after she gave up trying to kick away my zimmer frame to stop me going in I gained admittance,my first post can now be read in the N.West review section. Please note that I'm not this years poet laureate!

Offline west8

Yesterday I went out with the mobility scooter fully charged up to visit my local escort girl and after she gave up trying to kick away my zimmer frame to stop me going in I gained admittance,my first post can now be read in the N.West review section. Please note that I'm not this years poet laureate!

Well done mate. Not for writing the review, but for showing us all that ANYONE and EVERYONE should enjoy themselves, regardless of their domestic arrangements and/or age and/or disability.

 :hi:

Thanks for that note of encouragement I feel even happier now, still buzzing from yesterdays meet, I guess that's how you should feel after a really good punt. :thumbsup:


Hi,my relationship with her in doors went south a long time ago and I would not cheat/punt on her if the relationship was a normal one but it's now a marriage of convenience, with no sex which is why after so long I'm using these ladies. Yesterday I went out with the mobility scooter fully charged up to visit my local escort girl and after she gave up trying to kick away my zimmer frame to stop me going in I gained admittance,my first post can now be read in the N.West review section. Please note that I'm not this years poet laureate!

That's inspirational. One thing though. Just what kind of, ahem, "specialist" addition do you have attached to your mobility scooter that needs a fully charged battery to visit an escort?

Uprated battery and four wheel drive incase I have to leave in a hurry, got the idea from an episode of a light entertainment program called "top Gear" don't now if you have seen it. :cool:

Offline Jerboa

This isn't shitting on your own doorstep, a definition of it is shagging your 18+ step daughter up the arse while your mrs is next door cooking dinner.


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