EnglishPhoebe & CarmenElite - Derby

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An hour incall in Derby @ £280 on 4/1/15

I had been trying to book both Phoebe and Carmen together but bouts of flu and other issues had got in the way, as I didn't manage to end 2014 with a duo I instead managed to book them both to start 2015 off with a bang.

Phoebe met me at the door and was wearing a lovely tight dress as requested. Carmen was sat on the bed waiting, also in a very tight dress as requested. She wore glasses which gave her a very sexy look.

After a drink and a shower I happily lay between these two beautiful women for some lovely cuddling, fondling and kissing. Once the girl's clothes came off I could appreciate just how sexy these two women are. Both of them have gorgeous arses. Some cock rubbing led to Phoebe sucking my cock while I licked Carmen's nipples and fingered her lovely, tight, wet pussy. I then went down on Carmen while Phoebe sat on her face. Carmen's pussy is lovely, looks great, smells great and tastes great. Carmen seemed to enjoy it and seemed to have a genuine orgasm. Next it was cowgirl with Carmen then with Phoebe, while the other kissed me. The girls then gave me a blowjob, one after the other, finally Phoebe gave me a blow job while Carmen sat on my face for another licking - yummy!

As I traveled home I kept getting wisps of pussy aroma as Carmen's smell had lingered on my face - a lovely reminder of the great time I had with these two beautiful women. I will definately be booking these two sexy ladies again

[nickshadow]

good review, if you could only book one of them again as a single and not a duo, which would you pick?

[Likes-to-Lick]

Hi there nickshadow.

As this was the first time I saw Carmen and the fourth time I have seen Phoebe I would have to say Phoebe, besides Carmen mainly works from Birmingham which is too far for me to easily travel to. I will say I wouldn't hesitate to book either again though (and do plan to book another duo when I can afford it). Both are very sexy and fun to be with.

If you do see either of them, let 'em know my review inspired you - I might get a discount

Cheers.

[Diehard]

good review, if you could only book one of them again as a single and not a duo, which would you pick?

Word of warning. Both are almost impossible to book. Likes to lick has posted many a positive review on phoebe and is obviously a respected regular she likes to see but for those who haven't met either lady it is very hard to even get a response.

I gave up as found it a waste of time and I have lots of positive feedback so no reason to not be replied to.

[Likes-to-Lick]

Well I wasn't a regular when I made my first booking lol. I know that neither are full time escorts and so are not always available. This recent duo only happened on the fourth attempt to book it!

[Likes-to-Lick]

Nickshadow - if you plan on booking either just drop a polite email to make an enquiry, worked for me

[Jackjones]

Word of warning. Both are almost impossible to book. Likes to lick has posted many a positive review on phoebe and is obviously a respected regular she likes to see but for those who haven't met either lady it is very hard to even get a response.

I gave up as found it a waste of time and I have lots of positive feedback so no reason to not be replied to.

My first booking with Phoebe was made on the day less then two hours befor the meeting time, no issues. Infact you never made a comment on how hard it was to book or even get a reply in your comments about her here or in your review, just find it odd you are only bring it up now is all.

[Likes-to-Lick]

Hi Jackjones.

I think you have mistook my first review with Diehard's comments. The first link is my review, the second Diehard's. I have had nothing but praise for Phoebe. I have found her communication excellent, her looks gorgeous, her personality brilliant and her services and skills second to none.

For the record, my first 3 reviews of her can be found on the following links here, here and here. I did chip in on Diehard's review you quoted here to say that including communication I have found her great.

Note that I have also not had any problems with Carmen either. Her Adultwork profile may give the impression that she might be hard to approach and she isn't on it as often as Phoebe which limits communications but I found her to be lovely when I met her.

[Jackjones]

That is ture, its your review but his comments his first contact with her are there pal.

[Likes-to-Lick]

OK. Thought you had mistook the two so just wanted to make sure things were clear.

No worries.

[j122]

Wouldn't mind seeing Carmen next time she's in Derby, but 2hrs @£270 is a bit rich for me 

[Diehard]

Wouldn't mind seeing Carmen next time she's in Derby, but 2hrs @£270 is a bit rich for me 

You got more chance winning the lottery, she is a fucking timewasting twat who is never available. She seems too stupid to be able to manage her diary

[Carmen-Elite]

I've always wanted to  be a twat 
Mission accomplished!!

I am sorry that I am not available on the days that you have requested to see me though I'm not totally sure when it was you messaged me. If you'd be kind enough to let me know your adult work username I will look back through my emails and tell you why I wasn't available on that day. More than likely it will be 1, I was fully booked or 2, I wasn't working.

I always assumed that escorts could have time off. If this is not the case then I really must be, as you say, that stupid.

Also as stated in an earlier post, I am not a full time escort and at the moment I am taking as little work as possible due to me studying my masters - gee I hope they let me do my masters, what with me so stupid and everything

I hope this clears a few things up and I look forward to what i'm sure will be a rather bitter and sarcastic reply.

Take care x

[Diehard]

I've always wanted to  be a twat 
Mission accomplished!!

I am sorry that I am not available on the days that you have requested to see me though I'm not totally sure when it was you messaged me. If you'd be kind enough to let me know your adult work username I will look back through my emails and tell you why I wasn't available on that day. More than likely it will be 1, I was fully booked or 2, I wasn't working.

I always assumed that escorts could have time off. If this is not the case then I really must be, as you say, that stupid.

Also as stated in an earlier post, I am not a full time escort and at the moment I am taking as little work as possible due to me studying my masters - gee I hope they let me do my masters, what with me so stupid and everything

I hope this clears a few things up and I look forward to what i'm sure will be a rather bitter and sarcastic reply.

Take care x

No sarcasm at all sweetheart. Simple fact is you have replied to queries as to your availability with a date, booking has been made and then you never ring at the appointed time or have the decency to say you are not going to be able to honour the booking. You have been guilty of this more than once and it is blatant ignorance on your part as well as incompetence.

The simple solution is to manage your profile properly and list your dates of availability. Did you know that you can do your diary so the days and times you are not free don't allow bookings at those times!

[Turtle Z]

I've always wanted to  be a twat 
Mission accomplished!!

  I look forward to what i'm sure will be a rather bitter and sarcastic reply.

Take care x

Oh, the irony! 

[Carmen-Elite]

Oh, the irony! 

Touche

No sarcasm at all sweetheart. Simple fact is you have replied to queries as to your availability with a date, booking has been made and then you never ring at the appointed time or have the decency to say you are not going to be able to honour the booking. You have been guilty of this more than once and it is blatant ignorance on your part as well as incompetence.

The simple solution is to manage your profile properly and list your dates of availability. Did you know that you can do your diary so the days and times you are not free don't allow bookings at those times!

Clearly you didn't bother to take in most of anything I wrote but the truth is I'm actually starting to like you!  It's lovely to have someone throw a little insult my way, it balances out all the compliments I get you see 

But since we're here I would love to know where you are getting this information from as I have never told someone to put through a booking and then not gone ahead with the booking except on 2 occasions when I was very poorly. What utter nonsense!

I often have had people put through bookings when a time or date hasn't been discussed but this is not my fault. I do not always have my phone on and I do not always see a booking straight away.

I will admit to not knowing about the diary app and will be sure to sort that out tomorrow so as I don't have more angry disgruntled people calling me a twat....though I rather like that 

Anyway I'm clearly not going to win with you so I wish you well for your future adventures and I'm sorry I've upset you so much.

[Turtle Z]

Touche

Clearly you didn't bother to take in most of anything I wrote but the truth is I'm actually starting to like you!  It's lovely to have someone throw a little insult my way, it balances out all the compliments I get you see 

But since we're here I would love to know where you are getting this information from as I have never told someone to put through a booking and then not gone ahead with the booking except on 2 occasions when I was very poorly. What utter nonsense!

I often have had people put through bookings when a time or date hasn't been discussed but this is not my fault. I do not always have my phone on and I do not always see a booking straight away.

I will admit to not knowing about the diary app and will be sure to sort that out tomorrow so as I don't have more angry disgruntled people calling me a twat....though I rather like that 

Anyway I'm clearly not going to win with you so I wish you well for your future adventures and I'm sorry I've upset you so much.

I'm actually starting to like you Carmen. You give a well written, intelligent and feisty response, and perhaps what you should take from this is that punters really don't like to be messed about. I accept that some punters make AW bookings without checking first with the girls but when you claim to be 'elite' then this gives the impression that service and communication is good right across the board. The best girls I know manage their communication incredibly well and manage their diaries equally well. You are clearly a smart girl who is capable of doing that so why not do it? I generally operate on the principle that most people are reasonable and don't mind being let down occasionally so long as you are upfront with your communication. We've all travelled to a punt only to get there and find that the girl has turned off her phone and its more than a little annoying and completely unnecessary. 

[Bikerboy]

I've always wanted to  be a twat 
Mission accomplished!!

I am sorry that I am not available on the days that you have requested to see me though I'm not totally sure when it was you messaged me. If you'd be kind enough to let me know your adult work username I will look back through my emails and tell you why I wasn't available on that day. More than likely it will be 1, I was fully booked or 2, I wasn't working.

I always assumed that escorts could have time off. If this is not the case then I really must be, as you say, that stupid.

Also as stated in an earlier post, I am not a full time escort and at the moment I am taking as little work as possible due to me studying my masters - gee I hope they let me do my masters, what with me so stupid and everything

I hope this clears a few things up and I look forward to what i'm sure will be a rather bitter and sarcastic reply.

Take care x

I have to say, I like this girl's spirit!
Never tried to book her, although looking at her aw profile I am interested. I see she is tied up studying now anyway.
With part time escorts it's always harder to set things up, although poor comms is a big turn off for me too. She is probably a bit over extended! Ooh the image.

[Likes-to-Lick]

Just to comment on my own thread, as you can see from my review I found Carmen to be a lovely girl and not a time waster at all (and Phoebe too of course). Just in case it was a one off I guess I'll just have book them again to makes sure

[Carmen-Elite]

Thanks guys but it would appear that no one is really letting in what I am saying.

I have never been expecting a punter to turn up and then turn my phone off.
2, asides from my diary (which I genuinely didn't know about) I almost always reply to my messages. The only time I haven't replied to someone's message is if they have too many red notes or have asked a question that is clearly  answered in my profile. I think it's safe to say that most escorts do that.

To summarise, mister lovely die hard who I'm sure we all know has a reputation for the rather dramatic and aggressive approach has yet again written statements that for the most part simply aren't so.

I will do my diary now

[Turtle Z]

Thanks guys but it would appear that no one is really letting in what I am saying.

I have never been expecting a punter to turn up and then turn my phone off.
2, asides from my diary (which I genuinely didn't know about) I almost always reply to my messages. The only time I haven't replied to someone's message is if they have too many red notes or have asked a question that is clearly  answered in my profile. I think it's safe to say that most escorts do that.

To summarise, mister lovely die hard who I'm sure we all know has a reputation for the rather dramatic and aggressive approach has yet again written statements that for the most part simply aren't so.

I will do my diary now

I think we are letting in what you say and I'm not suggesting that you turned your phone off after taking a booking but a punter on here says you accepted bookings and then failed to make contact. I actually agree that the tone was perhaps overly aggressive but to your credit you didn't react aggressively.Its one of those 'he said, she said' situations and I would imagine that if a booking was made that there is some proof of that. If not then there won't be. Punters generally have zero reason to lie about being being let down on appointments, we all generally have better things to do but as I said, I think you've given a reasonable response. 

[Bikerboy]

Thanks guys but it would appear that no one is really letting in what I am saying.

I have never been expecting a punter to turn up and then turn my phone off.
2, asides from my diary (which I genuinely didn't know about) I almost always reply to my messages. The only time I haven't replied to someone's message is if they have too many red notes or have asked a question that is clearly  answered in my profile. I think it's safe to say that most escorts do that.

To summarise, mister lovely die hard who I'm sure we all know has a reputation for the rather dramatic and aggressive approach has yet again written statements that for the most part simply aren't so.

I will do my diary now

Hi Carmen

Thanks for your post, as I mentioned I have not tried to contact you, but if I did, I have no doubt you would reply promptly, even if it was to say that there may be a wait before you could see me due to your other commitments.
I wasn't suggesting your comms have been poor with me.

[Turtle Z]

My favourite quote from Carmens AW profile is with regard to discussing whether she does anal which is a possibility if you have a really really small cock…  Please send a picture of your erect penis to my e-mail address. If possible , measure length and girth and be as accurate as possible. If you are the right size for this then add £50.

Oh the humiliation of being given the privilege of paying the extra £50 

[Diehard]

Touche

Clearly you didn't bother to take in most of anything I wrote but the truth is I'm actually starting to like you!  It's lovely to have someone throw a little insult my way, it balances out all the compliments I get you see 

But since we're here I would love to know where you are getting this information from as I have never told someone to put through a booking and then not gone ahead with the booking except on 2 occasions when I was very poorly. What utter nonsense!

I often have had people put through bookings when a time or date hasn't been discussed but this is not my fault. I do not always have my phone on and I do not always see a booking straight away.

I will admit to not knowing about the diary app and will be sure to sort that out tomorrow so as I don't have more angry disgruntled people calling me a twat....though I rather like that 

Anyway I'm clearly not going to win with you so I wish you well for your future adventures and I'm sorry I've upset you so much.

I'm not at all interested or bothered whether you like me or not. You are a total stranger, and even if I had have seen you and had sex with you, would still be a total stranger.

The point being since you have come across your profile you have realised the error of you ways and updated your profile to at least explain you are not working.

However you are blatantly being untruthful to state that you dot respond to booking requests made when they have been discussed in advance. My ire stems from the fact we agreed a date and time only for you to then to make no contact to state you were unavailable.

Unlike others here, I do not think your profile does you much favours. You state to just keep an eye on the green light to see if you are working. Newsflash! Some of us are busy individuals who don't sit on aw all day to see if someone's green light is on.

The professional escorts tend to on their profile say when they are working for the coming week, some even two weeks. You seem to be suggesting you don't know what your plans are at a given time which hardly gives confidence that you wouldn't be a no show, let alone someone who doesn't confirm.

Anyway, you have amended your profile so that it is more accurate so my comments did their job, and that is the beauty of this excellently run site, it actually has an effect on you ladies to get your houses in order.

I won't be booking you but hopefully now others won't go through the ball ache I did and you will provide them an efficient, professional and excellent experience.

[Diehard]

My favourite quote from Carmens AW profile is with regard to discussing whether she does anal which is a possibility if you have a really really small cock…  Please send a picture of your erect penis to my e-mail address. If possible , measure length and girth and be as accurate as possible. If you are the right size for this then add £50.

Oh the humiliation of being given the privilege of paying the extra £50 

For the love of God.....I didn't spot that! Some women are delusional!

[Jackjones]

However you are blatantly being untruthful to state that you dot respond to booking requests made when they have been discussed in advance. My ire stems from the fact we agreed a date and time only for you to then to make no contact to state you were unavailable.

Really important bit here, did she confirm your booking request? As from this it sounds like she did not.

[Diehard]

She did confirm by email. Explicitly said she was free at the date and time I requested, which was bloody hard to nail down! Then she asked me to make a booking request, which I hate as it a ball ache on an iPhone but as asked I made it. As I was able to leave positive or negative feedback or neutral she also confirmed via booking page.

She is not the only girl by any means to be useless like this. I was very organised and arranged it all 5 days prior. However I have noticed that the further out bookings are made the less likely girls honour those bookings.

I have no proof, but I suspect that in the interim period, Carmen and other girls who don't honour bookings get longer and more profitable bookings at the same time.

Anyway, she is now aware of this thread, and hopefully will now give clients who book her a good service.

[RedKettle]

For the love of God.....I didn't spot that! Some women are delusional!

I think she is joking, basically a funny way of saying that she will not do anal.   

[Turtle Z]

I think she is joking, basically a funny way of saying that she will not do anal.   

Yes, so do I.... Hopefully.

[Likes-to-Lick]

Well true to my word I did book Carmen and Phoebe again (review at: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=48007.0) and had a great time. I didn't find Carmen to be a twat at all but she certainly has a beautiful one 

[Diehard]

Well true to my word I did book Carmen and Phoebe again (review at: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=48007.0) and had a great time. I didn't find Carmen to be a twat at all but she certainly has a beautiful one 

Thing is, and no disrespect intended, but you're the only person who seems to report on either of them!!

Phoebe does have good aw feedback although less on here but for you but that carmen judging from her comments on here a few weeks back is one to avoid. Her photos are airbrushed anyway so that doesn't inspire confidence either.

I'm glad you had a good time, probably you have me to thank for that!! 

[Jackjones]

He might be the only person who seems to but then again i have done two reports for Phoebe so you'd be wrong about her, also as currently the only person on the forum who has meet Carmen by the looks it would not be hard to see why?

Phoebe has good feedback on here although less on here... if ignore the shocking fact that most girls have more AW feedback than UKP feedback the only bad feedback on here is from.... you? Fun as the only bad feed back from Carmen on here is also you!

I'd comment on Carmen's photo's but as her account is currently inactive it's hard to view the photos 

Also, just help me out here? How in gods name does he have YOU to thank for his good time?

[Likes-to-Lick]

I didn't have a good time, I had a great time. I put this down to my natural charm, good looks, poise, sophistication, manners, and general chutzpah!

Carmen's account is inactive as she has stopped escorting. Not sure if permanently or temporarily. For the record this is not because of any of the comments on this forum as she was planning this at least as far back as early November when I was corresponding with her and Phoebe about future duo bookings. Luckily for me her last booking was the duo I had with her and Phoebe

[Jackjones]

Aye did notice all of Carmens photo's had vanished from Phoebe's profile as well, might just be a short break tho you never know!

[Likes-to-Lick]

Apparently she has had breaks before as she gets pissed off with time wasters. If she doesn't return though Phoebe and I will jus have to find another playmate. Luckily Phoebe's solo bookings are brilliant - but then you know that already!